Most Ugly or Stupidest Named Bike
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Most Ugly or Stupidest Named Bike
I think I have a single bike that wins both categories:
I've seen a few of these lately. It's a well crafted bike (nice glossy paint) but then it goes down hill.
The first thing that draws you in is the vomit colored top-tube with weird contours, then you realize that the pink/black fork doesn't even match the frame. Finally you get up close enough to see what type of moron would buy such a bike and you see the words 'SPACE CHICKEN' on it.
There was an episode of the Simpsons, where Homer designs a car. It's all mis-matched and the colors are all wrong. This would be the bike that Homer Simpson designs.
Even the more mundane red/black version has big blotches of bird sh*t on the down tube around the bottle cages (I kid you not).
https://d2plslj6xljffa.cloudfront.ne...-FG_P1.jpg?v=b
https://www.planetx.co.uk/c/q/bikes/.../space-chicken
But to answer my question, what moron buys such a bike. A fairly wealthy one. It cost upwards of $2500.
I've seen a few of these lately. It's a well crafted bike (nice glossy paint) but then it goes down hill.
The first thing that draws you in is the vomit colored top-tube with weird contours, then you realize that the pink/black fork doesn't even match the frame. Finally you get up close enough to see what type of moron would buy such a bike and you see the words 'SPACE CHICKEN' on it.
There was an episode of the Simpsons, where Homer designs a car. It's all mis-matched and the colors are all wrong. This would be the bike that Homer Simpson designs.
Even the more mundane red/black version has big blotches of bird sh*t on the down tube around the bottle cages (I kid you not).
https://d2plslj6xljffa.cloudfront.ne...-FG_P1.jpg?v=b
https://www.planetx.co.uk/c/q/bikes/.../space-chicken
But to answer my question, what moron buys such a bike. A fairly wealthy one. It cost upwards of $2500.
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If you need to words "Street Cred" on your bike to give you street cred you have no street cred.
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I'll take that over any flat black bike any day.
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I don't like that bike (who needs that many spare wheels?). But maybe I'll take the purple suit?
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I would love to have the opportunity to ride them just to experience how crappy they are.
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On a white background it looks passable, but when you see it on the street it just looks horrible.
The problem is that the color and intensities are just not of this earth. Everything around you has a nice muted intensity to it, this is the complete opposite.
Your eyes kind of hurt after looking at it for a while and the fork not matching at all the frame is just weird. It's kind of like the designer was Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.
As for the name, 'Space Chicken' would get old really fast and you'd be stuck with it. The stickers are under the gloss so your really stuck with it.
The problem is that the color and intensities are just not of this earth. Everything around you has a nice muted intensity to it, this is the complete opposite.
Your eyes kind of hurt after looking at it for a while and the fork not matching at all the frame is just weird. It's kind of like the designer was Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.
As for the name, 'Space Chicken' would get old really fast and you'd be stuck with it. The stickers are under the gloss so your really stuck with it.
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On a white background it looks passable, but when you see it on the street it just looks horrible.
The problem is that the color and intensities are just not of this earth. Everything around you has a nice muted intensity to it, this is the complete opposite.
Your eyes kind of hurt after looking at it for a while and the fork not matching at all the frame is just weird. It's kind of like the designer was Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.
As for the name, 'Space Chicken' would get old really fast and you'd be stuck with it. The stickers are under the gloss so your really stuck with it.
The problem is that the color and intensities are just not of this earth. Everything around you has a nice muted intensity to it, this is the complete opposite.
Your eyes kind of hurt after looking at it for a while and the fork not matching at all the frame is just weird. It's kind of like the designer was Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.
As for the name, 'Space Chicken' would get old really fast and you'd be stuck with it. The stickers are under the gloss so your really stuck with it.
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Pee wee herman or forest gump?
Not sure who would feel more at home on this. Pee Wee or Mr Grump.
What is the HT angle on that. Looks awfully steep, but I guess that would make it very quick to steer which is important when your weaving through the crowds.
What is the HT angle on that. Looks awfully steep, but I guess that would make it very quick to steer which is important when your weaving through the crowds.
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Well, my bikes 'kinda' have names that were mostly given by my wife. But the names don't really get used much, at least not by me. Most of my bikes are, or were not new to me. Generally, the names are adapted from where I obtained the bike. My old Motobacane is sometimes known as "Vern." My old Peugeot is "Eric." And my old Tunturi is known as "Trash"...because I dragged it out of someone's trash heap and rebuilt it. I have a full CF bike that I bought new a couple years ago. It's all black and white. She calls it "Snoopy."
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I've been told that, but I ride a bright orange KTM Revelator and I love it! And I feel like the bright color stands out and helps me be seen better by drivers and such.. even if it doesn't, I feel like it does and that gives me a sense of security and safety
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I'm holding out for the Space Rooster or Space Cock as they are sometimes called.