Touching the Butt
07-20-05 | 09:57 AM
#52
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I think, as far as football goes, the rear end is the most logical place to deliver a congratulatory or motivational pat...The butt is right around hand level and isn't covered with pads, unlike the back. Both the butt and upper back/shoulders are large, stable areas that will hardly disturb you if you get a pat. Really, its just a muscle.
07-20-05 | 10:12 AM
#54
I can't find my pants
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From: UMASS, Amherst/ Swick, MA
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I've never been tapped before 
Is my butt really that unattractive to other guys? I've worked pretty hard to get my posterior looking good, the least these roadies can do is touch it. 
Is my butt really that unattractive to other guys? I've worked pretty hard to get my posterior looking good, the least these roadies can do is touch it.
07-20-05 | 10:28 AM
#57
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From: Vienna, VA - USA
Originally Posted by mirona
I've never been tapped before Is my butt really that unattractive to other guys? I've worked pretty hard to get my posterior looking good, the least these roadies can do is touch it.
Is my butt really that unattractive to other guys? I've worked pretty hard to get my posterior looking good, the least these roadies can do is touch it.
07-20-05 | 10:44 AM
#60
That darn Yankee
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Originally Posted by caloso
Only two things come outta Texas.... and you ain't got any horns.
07-20-05 | 10:58 AM
#61
I can't find my pants
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From: UMASS, Amherst/ Swick, MA
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Originally Posted by tribe3
Maybe you're going to fast... Slow down a bit and we'll have the chance
07-20-05 | 11:05 AM
#63
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Oh stop it boyz! You're all so silly! Everyone around here is soo tense lately, now come over here and let me give you a massage.
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07-20-05 | 11:08 AM
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From: The Alta Loma area of Rancho Cucamonga. About 45 miles east of Los Angeles, California. Uphill, downhill and across hill riding; not too level!
Originally Posted by CardiacKid
The 2 things you can't stand: Intolerance of other people's culture and Texans.
I forget, why is California like granola?
I forget, why is California like granola?
'Cuz it's full of flakes, fruit and nuts?
Jeeze Towlie, touching in this fashion is the way it is. It seems strange to you because you haven't become used to the idea. Get in touch with your inner cyclist (puns intended).
Or were ya trolling and happened to hit paydirt?
07-20-05 | 11:18 AM
#65
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From: Castle Pines, CO
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Originally Posted by TexasGuy
Shuttles landings? IT/Tech Economy? Great rolling hills? Hotter then Hell Hundred? Lance Armstrong? Kelly Clarkson?
Jessica (and Ashlee, blech) Simpson, Brian Leetch (born in Corpus IIRC) ...
07-20-05 | 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by CardiacKid
The 2 things you can't stand: Intolerance of other people's culture and Texans.
I forget, why is California like granola?
I forget, why is California like granola?
07-20-05 | 02:22 PM
#71
Originally Posted by Blackberry
Touching butts!!! Shaving legs!!!!! Black spandex!!! Leather gloves!!!! What the hell kind of a "sport" have I gotten myself into????
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07-20-05 | 02:28 PM
#72
Originally Posted by mirona
I don't really care who touches my butt as long as they're willing to cuddle afterwards
07-20-05 | 02:47 PM
#74
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From: South Austin
How many of you guys out there are comfortable quoting "An Officer and a Gentleman?
Call me what you will, but I must confess a reluctance to quote said movie for fear of people thinking I like Richard Gere movies. And yet I see so much of it in cycling.
Why not, say...Cool Hand Luke? Austin Powers? A Longest Yard is something I can more easily warm up to. Just not An Officer and a Gentleman.
Call me what you will, but I must confess a reluctance to quote said movie for fear of people thinking I like Richard Gere movies. And yet I see so much of it in cycling.
Why not, say...Cool Hand Luke? Austin Powers? A Longest Yard is something I can more easily warm up to. Just not An Officer and a Gentleman.
07-20-05 | 03:24 PM
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Cool Hand Luke? The Longest Yard?
Got a thing for prison movies? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
Got a thing for prison movies? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.........