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Thylacine 05-29-06 05:17 PM

It looked staged to me. Otherwise Mel and Cockhead would've had a meltdown.

Is it just me or is Mel a bit of alright? I mean, she's a Grade A conservative soccer mum with a penchant for the banal, but I mean appart from that. :rolleyes:

Wilchemy 05-29-06 05:21 PM

I think it was staged specifically by the Chaser boys and didn't go to air.

All the breakfast television hosts (both channels) are tools.

HDTVKSS 05-29-06 05:25 PM


Originally Posted by Thylacine
Is it just me or is Mel a bit of alright?


id hit it....

jock 05-29-06 05:31 PM

She looks better than Koshi at any rate.

300kays in a day Wilco? That's a good earner. Wouldn't wanna get a saddle sore 20kays into it :D What's the course profile like?

mrkott3r 05-29-06 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by Thylacine
Is it just me or is Mel a bit of alright?

No absolutely not.










She only looks any good because its way too early in the morning and kochie is ugly

climbo 05-29-06 05:46 PM

I was watching a replay on 7 Weekend and they said it was staged as a gag for the Chaser.

wattsy_rules 05-29-06 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
Can't play media files here....what is it? Is it that dude from the Chaser telling his girlfriend to f*** off??

If so, I saw that live....champagne TV moment.

Yep...I have confirmation from another source that it's not put on and did go to air as Ed says.

Re Mel, she wouldn't be my first choice but is certainly in the game.

matagi 05-29-06 05:52 PM


Originally Posted by Thylacine
It looked staged to me. Otherwise Mel and Cockhead would've had a meltdown.

Is it just me or is Mel a bit of alright? I mean, she's a Grade A conservative soccer mum with a penchant for the banal, but I mean appart from that. :rolleyes:

She desperately needs a good hairdresser.

ed073 05-29-06 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by wattsy_rules
Yep...I have confirmation from another source that it's not put on and did go to air as Ed says.

Re Mel, she wouldn't be my first choice but is certainly in the game.


Ripped.....I got suckered. :(

Was funny tho.

ed073 05-29-06 05:55 PM

....oh yeah....I'd put Mel away like a Mark Waugh cover drive too.

Tidy unit.

climbo 05-29-06 06:07 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
....oh yeah....I'd put Mel away like a Mark Waugh cover drive too.

Tidy unit.

LOL

Eds back !!

Thylacine 05-29-06 06:13 PM


Originally Posted by matagi
She desperately needs a good hairdresser.

*Mumbles something about mantlepieces and stoking fires*

Wilchemy 05-29-06 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by matagi
She desperately needs a good hairdresser.

:lol: Reowww Ffffttt!

Wilchemy 05-29-06 06:22 PM


Originally Posted by jock
She looks better than Koshi at any rate.

300kays in a day Wilco? That's a good earner. Wouldn't wanna get a saddle sore 20kays into it :D What's the course profile like?

A decent day out for sure. Couple of short sharp pinches in the first 100kms that apparently hurt a bit, but basically a flat profile - certainly not a mountain race. The weather can play a big part, as you head west from Melbourne and there is a fair chance of a headwind all the way.

I was support crew for a mate last year & he came 6th in C grade (open race - he normally races A in club comp) with an average speed of 39odd kmh. I can't comprehend doing that for 30kms let alone 300kms!!:eek:

ed073 05-29-06 06:44 PM

Calling all amateur dieticians.....

Anyone heard about Acai berry juice from "the depths of the Amazon jungle...."?? I'd post in the nutrition board, but I can't deal with over zealous seppos going on a crusade.

There's a bloke in my office who reckons it's a wonder potion....i have a feeling it's just the latest version of wheatgrass juice.

Thoughts? Opinions??

jock 05-29-06 06:47 PM


Originally Posted by Wilchemy
I was support crew for a mate last year & he came 6th in C grade (open race - he normally races A in club comp) with an average speed of 39odd kmh. I can't comprehend doing that for 30kms let alone 300kms!!:eek:

It's not too hard if you're in a good pack even over those distances, but just under 40kmh is still a fair effort. If you can keep your rhythm going you can work through the painful bits, but if ppl are constantly charging off the front then it gets a bit tough.

jock 05-29-06 06:52 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acai

Wilchemy 05-29-06 06:55 PM


Originally Posted by jock
It's not too hard if you're in a good pack even over those distances, but just under 40kmh is still a fair effort. If you can keep your rhythm going you can work through the painful bits, but if ppl are constantly charging off the front then it gets a bit tough.

True, being in a good pack makes the world of difference. One good thing about riding with him is I can sit in and it's like being motorpaced for a slacker like me!

He said the worst parts were when the pack is sitting on close to 50kmh and a couple of the overseas pros decide its time to put the hammer down and take off!

Wilchemy 05-29-06 07:06 PM

Haven't heard of the Acai berry. but on a somewhat similar "new product" theme...

Bloke I met on the bike the other day was gee-ing up some new gel product that he was distributing, Gave me the website to check out and when I got home & looked it up it was basically an Amway type set up with "sports nutrition" products. :mad: Thanks mate, please don't make me waste my breath if you see me on the road again.

ed073 05-29-06 07:16 PM


Originally Posted by jock


Yeah...read that. Doesn't give me much.

matagi 05-29-06 07:25 PM


Originally Posted by Wilchemy
:lol: Reowww Ffffttt!

:p

jock 05-29-06 08:47 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
Yeah...read that. Doesn't give me much.


Sorry ed, was the only place on the net that i could find without any hype. ;)

Looks to be similar to blackcurrents except high in B12 instead of C. I'd rather eat a vegemite sambo.

jock 05-29-06 08:48 PM


Originally Posted by Wilchemy
...He said the worst parts were when the pack is sitting on close to 50kmh and a couple of the overseas pros decide its time to put the hammer down and take off!

Overseas pro's in C grade?!? or it a mass start affair?

ed073 05-29-06 08:50 PM


Originally Posted by jock
Overseas pro's in C grade?!? or it a mass start affair?


Mass start these days. The attrition starts early.

jock 05-29-06 08:58 PM

Savage and cruel... sounds like fun :D

HDTVKSS 05-29-06 09:05 PM

ok, decided with an hour or so free time at work that im going to give firefox a whirl..... :: steps into the depths of the unknown ::

anyone recoent any good bit torrent search engines / clients? PM me if you dont want to discuss here....

HDTVKSS 05-29-06 09:13 PM

ok, 5 minutes into firefox and it craps all over internet explorer... good stuff!

Brian 05-29-06 09:42 PM

I don't suppose you guys get the new Apple commercials on TV over there. Check them out on the Apple site sometime.

Wilchemy 05-29-06 10:03 PM


Originally Posted by jock
Overseas pro's in C grade?!? or it a mass start affair?

Mass start these days, as ed said. Had about 150 odd starters last year, so you can have a long day of hurt if you want to keep up with the big dogs, but you can probably find somewhere to hide for a start.

Have you raced the Warny ed?

531Aussie 05-29-06 10:14 PM


Originally Posted by Thylacine
Is it just me or is Mel a bit of alright?

she's ok for a fat old bag :p, but she's SO FKN contrived and insincere that I wanna smash her in the mouth!!

Remember the bit that was shown on Media Watch a couple of years ago, where Mel and Cocky had some linguistics expert on the show? The person was making a point about slang or colloquialisms, or somethink, and proceded to use the word "****" as an example. It was fkn grouse!!! It was like: "for example, if you were to use the word '****'......." The interview was cut :)


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