Prospect Peleton. Fred. Stupid.
#151
Originally Posted by iamtim
That is some true troll intelligence right there, let me tell you.

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#152
Sadly..the sheer stupidity of most of his posts makes me chuckle before sahking my head in dismay at what a complete tool he is. And yes...he does manage to get a lot of posts on his idiotic threads.
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#153
All the gear and no idea.
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The law of diminishing returns in practise here. The 400watts thread of last year was a classic, but you're never going to top that one with lame sheet like this.
#154
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Originally Posted by mingsta
The law of diminishing returns in practise here. The 400watts thread of last year was a classic, but you're never going to top that one with lame sheet like this.
But I don't avoid beer just because champagne is better.
Hey, anyone look up DuraAss's race results for this year? I did. They suck, especially for guy who claims to be training out the wazoo.
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#155
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Originally Posted by iamtim
You know, this R600DuraAce is one of the best trolls I've ever seen.
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
#156
Originally Posted by chipcom
SinCityCycler is the best troll in BF,
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#157
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Boys, Euro is the biggest troll.
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#159
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Originally Posted by mingsta
The law of diminishing returns in practise here. The 400watts thread of last year was a classic, but you're never going to top that one with lame sheet like this.
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Originally Posted by SpongeDad
Boys, Euro is the biggest troll.

Edit: the perfect troll never has to make another post in the thread after the OP - the war self-perpetuates all by itself. How many times do you see Sin respond after his OP?
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
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OK, so I'm thinking this guy is like the IRS and just won't go away and then it occurs to me that *it's a joke* and nobody is getting it. This is the third or fourth thread I've read started by R600DuraAce, including the now famous 400 WATTS OF POWER! thread and they are all like this.
Seriously, I think these are very well crafted jokes/trolls and he's just having a bit of fun with everybody, and nobody is getting on the clue train.
Or I could be completely and totally wrong.
edit: I should have read all the way up - iamtim already had it nailed
Seriously, I think these are very well crafted jokes/trolls and he's just having a bit of fun with everybody, and nobody is getting on the clue train.
Or I could be completely and totally wrong.
edit: I should have read all the way up - iamtim already had it nailed
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Originally Posted by Sea Green Sky
OK, so I'm thinking this guy is like the IRS and just won't go away and then it occurs to me that *it's a joke* and nobody is getting it. This is the third or fourth thread I've read started by R600DuraAce, including the now famous 400 WATTS OF POWER! thread and they are all like this.
Seriously, I think these are very well crafted jokes/trolls and he's just having a bit of fun with everybody, and nobody is getting on the clue train.
Or I could be completely and totally wrong.
Seriously, I think these are very well crafted jokes/trolls and he's just having a bit of fun with everybody, and nobody is getting on the clue train.
Or I could be completely and totally wrong.
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I'm just throwin' in here to say that I was here, on the scene, when this thread happened.
For historical purposes only, you know what I mean.
My grandson is going to want to know where I was.
Cause you know, this WILL be recorded as a classic.
For historical purposes only, you know what I mean.
My grandson is going to want to know where I was.
Cause you know, this WILL be recorded as a classic.
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#169
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Originally Posted by Sea Green Sky
Seriously, I think these are very well crafted jokes/trolls and he's just having a bit of fun with everybody, and nobody is getting on the clue train.
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#170
Originally Posted by R600DuraAce
I know you ride with these Prospect Peleton. Give them a heads up and to tell them that I will introduce them to my "friends." Message already being sent to their message board.
Originally Posted by R600DuraAce
Mind you I only weight 130lb to 135lb.
It must be really sad to only be able to feel like a man on the net, where your physicality isn't an issue. God forbid you ever picked a fight with a grown up male...
Come to think of it, I'm left with feeling sorry for you all over again.
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Originally Posted by eandmwilson
Dude, recall this post?
I've dated hot chicks who outweighed you. I resisted poking fun at your skinny, girlish a** when this was first posted, but my goodness, thank you for the opportunity to point out your pathetic weight for a full grown man. At 135 lbs, you are such a bottom 10 percentile for male weight that when you introduce you "friends" to anything larger than a small child you'll bounce off like ping pong ball.
It must be really sad to only be able to feel like a man on the net, where your physicality isn't an issue. God forbid you ever picked a fight with a grown up male...
Come to think of it, I'm left with feeling sorry for you all over again.
I've dated hot chicks who outweighed you. I resisted poking fun at your skinny, girlish a** when this was first posted, but my goodness, thank you for the opportunity to point out your pathetic weight for a full grown man. At 135 lbs, you are such a bottom 10 percentile for male weight that when you introduce you "friends" to anything larger than a small child you'll bounce off like ping pong ball.
It must be really sad to only be able to feel like a man on the net, where your physicality isn't an issue. God forbid you ever picked a fight with a grown up male...
Come to think of it, I'm left with feeling sorry for you all over again.
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Well, I've met the guy, I bought wheels from him, he's been in my house. He is a skinny Asian guy as some of you have already said (me? I'm a 50+ white guy with a middle age gut), English is not his native language. He did have a sense of humor, so I wouldn't be surprised if this is all a joke on his part, having maybe realized the first time he said something like this on the forum it got a rise out of everybody. He sold me the wheels at a very reasonable price, in fact I can't bear to pay anywhere near half the price of new wheels these were so cheap (Velomax Tempest, the older version, the current ones run something like $750. I'd still be riding them if I hadn't crashed the front one hard enough that I dented the car with it, the wheel itself only broke 2 spokes but had barely enough of a bend that it isn't worth straightening. The rear is Shimano and my current bike is Campy.)
My guess is he's pulling our collective legs.
My guess is he's pulling our collective legs.
#173
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Originally Posted by zacster
My guess is he's pulling our collective legs.
This is real life for him and you can tell he takes it all very seriously
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