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JBD 04-22-07 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by Will G
Went medieval on the mastercard!

I use Visa.

jsharr 04-22-07 11:58 AM

OCP = Obsessive Compulsive Purchase?

CrimsonKarter21 04-22-07 12:06 PM

Busted my load???
in context; "Yo dawg, I just busted a Peter North sized load on this new bike, yo!"

mattface 04-22-07 12:33 PM


Originally Posted by brianallan
"just made an irrational purchase based on a sick consumer fetish bread in to me by the capitalist machine that is crushing our lives"

This is probably closest to the truth most times the phrase "pulled the trigger" is used. It seems obvious enough why we need an abbreviation, and a euphemism for that, but I don't think it's a very GOOD euphemism for "bought yet another bike I don't really need". Howsabout "added anoth notch to my gunstock" that way you still get the insinuation of killing someone, but there is implication of "collecting kills".

Ryleeryno 04-22-07 12:44 PM

1. Pulled the Trigger.

2. Took the Plunge and...

3. Finally made my decision.

4. What is OCP and why do I need a garage door again?

5. Ok, I'm ready to upgrade

6. Alright, what's the difference between Shimano and Campy.

7. For sale, my R600 with Dura Ace components and mountain bike shirt.

Flak 04-22-07 02:15 PM


Originally Posted by DrPete
People don't kill people. OCP bike porn threads where people use the phrase "pulled the trigger" kill people. Apparently.

Maybe if our society demystified guns to the point where you could actually have an intelligent dialogue about them without anyone's "heart skipping a beat" we'd actually make some progress.

I don't think they're a mystery, i think the reality of firearms is all too obvious.

As far as changing the "pull the trigger" term? How's about no. Im sick of catering the the latest and greatest PCness.

DrPete 04-22-07 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by Flak
I don't think they're a mystery, i think the reality of firearms is all too obvious.

Without turning this into total P&R fodder, I don't think guns are a mystery, but guns and gun violence are glorified in many areas of society, and meanwhile there's another huge group that is so scared of them that we have discussions about whether it's OK to say "I pulled the trigger."

I just think that we need to recognize that there's nothing magical or iherently evil about guns. I've shot lots of them, including the recently-infamous Glock 19, and have never hurt another human being. Meanwhile, kids who get ignored, ridiculed, and put down are told by society in a multitude of ways that the way to make people take notice is to get a gun and start shooting, because the very mention of the word "gun" is enough to trigger anxiety attacks all over the place.

Sorry, I'll stop.

recursive 04-22-07 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by classic1
I agree. The phrase 'pull the trigger' is annoying. I'm not PC about it or being sensitive after this weeks events like I think samsation7 is alluding too. Its just getting a bit old.

What about 'slapped the cash down' or 'unleased the fury'? Or simply use the word 'purchased'.

OK, this is the best.

DrPete 04-22-07 02:46 PM

I checked urban dictionary, and I think "threw down da mad scrilla" was my favorite. :D

patentcad 04-22-07 02:54 PM

If Mr. Cho wants to blow away a bunch of innocent college kids, that's bad enough.

But don't let this little whacko putz take away the fun we have on the Internet saying 'I Pulled the Trigger'. Nobody here is shooting anybody, and we all know that.

ratebeer 04-22-07 03:05 PM

It depends on why you're talking about your purchase publicly... Just be honest.

DrPete wrote a funny thread on the ubiquitous approval-seeking thread (Trigger Type A). This covers a good many of the trigger pulling threads. There should be a global search and replace for "Just pulled the trigger on" -> "Please ex[ress your approval or disapproval of my ... purchase"

The Trigger Type Bs seem to be joy in acquisition or compulsive shoppers. "Whoops! Just added a ... to the credit card!"

Trigger Type C is "Respect My Buying Power!" so "Just pulled the trigger on..." -> "Repect My Buying Power: ... " would suffice. :)

(One can feasibly detonate a high yield nuclear weapon and not kill anyone. It doesn't make them safe or a good birthday gift idea for our nation's youth. But yeah, I'm all for protecting the puiblic's right to bear arms. Class inequities and the drug trade to a leser extent are more causative of gun violence than gun availability.)

San Rensho 04-22-07 03:11 PM


Originally Posted by brianallan
"just made an irrational purchase based on a sick consumer fetish bread in to me by the capitalist machine that is crushing our lives"

"dropped some dollaz to get dropped by the group"

"just purchased a product that I'm not going to be noticeably faster on than my 1995 steel bike with downtube shifters, and will certainly be less reliable"

"bought some plastic parts whos integrity will be compromised if the bike tips over and hits the ground"


Can't stop laughing, I especially love no 2!

San Rensho 04-22-07 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by chipcom
My dog was once ***** by a poseur in TMobile kit, so please refrain from using 'screwed the pooch' - it makes my heart skip a beat. Thank you for your cooperation and patience in this matter.


Hilarious!!!

Turboem1 04-22-07 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by Milice
And then let us get rid of the term Biffiter or however you want to spell it. Its a term that oly exists on bike forums. Go into a bike shoip and ask for one and they are going to give you a blank look and say " You want what?"

Is that true? Thats a forum word? What is the correct word?

georgiaboy 04-22-07 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by classic1
What about 'unleashed the fury'?

Sorry, unacceptable. My poor, poor Aunt was working in a nice florist shop in 1968. As she wore her Nancy Sinatra boots (made for walking BTW) and 60's thigh high a-go-go dress trimming the long-stem roses, when out of nowhere a Plymouth Fury came crashing through the large store-front glass display causing her to need major plastic surgery to her face. Even to this day her mother doesn't recognize her. :(
:D

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/...r/DR-78-61.jpg

Blue Jays 04-22-07 03:31 PM

But, but, but....won't somebody please Think Of The Children? ;)

Blue Jays 04-22-07 03:37 PM

The innocuous term "pull the trigger" about making a purchase decision has been in place for decades, if not longer. PC is the undoing of this country.

the wonginator 04-22-07 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by 993guy
So, what should I say if I actually "pulled the trigger?"


***** your couch!

pcates 04-22-07 03:40 PM

i think 'i bought a bike' will suffice.....or in the case of the OP....'mommy and daddy bought me lots of bike stuff'

DrPete 04-22-07 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by pcates
or in the case of the OP....'mommy and daddy bought me lots of bike stuff'

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Blue Jays 04-22-07 03:57 PM

The OP lists his location as The Pentagon...and we all know that is symbolic of the over-reaching and hegemonic American War Machine that often pulls the trigger against unsuspecting, benovolent despots!

In fact, if I see any five-sided objects reminiscent of that frightful building, I typically go catatonic with fear and my family needs to ensure a sick day is called-in to my employer.

brians647 04-22-07 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by JBD
what about buying the farm?

I think that means they're dead.

Camilo 04-22-07 04:52 PM


Originally Posted by a77impala
I have a bike "in my sights" at the local LBS. Maybe my interest is just "a flash in the pan" although I may be "half cocked" in wanting a "fully loaded" road bike. Oh heck, I think I am going to "pull the trigger" on this one anyway!

I think your comment would be better communicated with "typograpical symbols, such as dots or astericks, preceding each item in the list":

* flash in the pan
* half cocked
* fully loaded
* pull the trigger

DrPete 04-22-07 05:35 PM


Originally Posted by Camilo
I think your comment would be better communicated with "typograpical symbols, such as dots or astericks, preceding each item in the list":

* flash in the pan
* half cocked
* fully loaded
* pull the trigger


Here's a photo of me picking up my Pinarello frame at the LBS....

http://www.enemyforces.com/artillery/mlrs.jpg

samsation7 04-22-07 06:30 PM

I buy all my stuff with my own money, which I worked for. Besides, there's nothing wrong with having ultra rich parents. :D


Originally Posted by DrPete
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:


samsation7 04-22-07 06:37 PM

BTW, my parents are actually very poor meat packers.


Originally Posted by samsation7
I buy all my stuff with my own money, which I worked for. Besides, there's nothing wrong with having ultra rich parents. :D


samsation7 04-22-07 06:41 PM

Just bought a campus bike water bottles....but for 5 bucks..ouch!

samsation7 04-22-07 06:43 PM

Not sure what you mean. But I go to a "junior" college (inside joke...)so my parents are not doing a good job.


Originally Posted by oc613
You were born "Junior" style?


Flywolf 04-22-07 06:46 PM


Originally Posted by samsation7
Not to be inordinately politically correct. However, I think it's better to just say "bought a new bike" instead of "pulling the trigger." Everytime, I see a title like that, it makes my heart skips a beat. Just my thoughts.

I asked one of the mods to help me change the title on my thread, don't want your heart to skip a beat again.

PhotonDon 04-22-07 07:28 PM

SAMsation7- a veiled reference to a SAM (surface-to-air) missile ? Can we say "pushed the red button?".
THe horror... the horror...


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