My Formal Introduction
10-18-07 | 09:29 AM
#76
Senior Member
Joined: Jun 2005
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Here's another clue for you all, the walrus was Paul.
10-18-07 | 09:31 AM
#77
Blast from the Past
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 3,253
Likes: 89
From: Schertz TX
Bikes: Cervelo Soloist, Felt Breed & a few more
10-18-07 | 09:34 AM
#78
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 90
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Looking down for your e-penis? What a stupid post. Your cockiness will be your biggest downfall.
10-18-07 | 09:56 AM
#80
Senior Member
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 1,564
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your arms and upper body are way too big to compete at the pro level in anything other than pure sprinting or the track
you already lose.
you already lose.
10-18-07 | 10:08 AM
#81
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 2,914
Likes: 1
From: Houston we have a problem
You know what's even funnier than the O.P.'s initial post?
The fact that most of you are taking it seriously enough to try and come up with witty and insulting responses.
Think about it...
if A) the post was serious... that's damn funny.
if B) the post wasn't serious... that's still funny, and you are giving the exact response the OP was looking for.
I'm not sure which is more amusing.
Honest or not, I want to see more posts by PRO RACER!
The fact that most of you are taking it seriously enough to try and come up with witty and insulting responses.
Think about it...
if A) the post was serious... that's damn funny.
if B) the post wasn't serious... that's still funny, and you are giving the exact response the OP was looking for.
I'm not sure which is more amusing.
Honest or not, I want to see more posts by PRO RACER!
10-18-07 | 10:40 AM
#83
Burnin' and Lootin'
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 2,713
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From: SoCA
You know what's even funnier than the O.P.'s initial post?
The fact that most of you are taking it seriously enough to try and come up with witty and insulting responses.
Think about it...
if A) the post was serious... that's damn funny.
if B) the post wasn't serious... that's still funny, and you are giving the exact response the OP was looking for.
I'm not sure which is more amusing.
Honest or not, I want to see more posts by PRO RACER!
The fact that most of you are taking it seriously enough to try and come up with witty and insulting responses.
Think about it...
if A) the post was serious... that's damn funny.
if B) the post wasn't serious... that's still funny, and you are giving the exact response the OP was looking for.
I'm not sure which is more amusing.
Honest or not, I want to see more posts by PRO RACER!
10-18-07 | 10:46 AM
#84
Former Hoarder
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 11,734
Likes: 9
From: Portland & Yachats, OR
Bikes: Steve Rex, Seven Axiom, Felt Z1, Dave Moulton Fuso
10-18-07 | 10:49 AM
#85
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 2,914
Likes: 1
From: Houston we have a problem
10-18-07 | 11:12 AM
#86
Globo Gym lifetime member
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 5,204
Likes: 614
From: Redmond, Oregon
Bikes: Fast ones
Have fun being a pro. Let me know when you need to borrow money to "eat".
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10-18-07 | 11:23 AM
#88
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 1,311
Likes: 2
From: Pompano Beach
Bikes: Scott CR1 Home Spun
Sprite
10-18-07 | 12:59 PM
#89
Car(e) Free!
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 851
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From: Dallas, TX
Bikes: Homebuilt Nashbar Steel MTB; 1988 Schwinn Premis
Hello. My name is Jason. I am new here but I am definately not new to cycling. I'm a Cat 1 rider in California and my goal is to become pro. I ride often - hard, fast, aggressive, and most of all....RAW.
Why do I seem cocky? All the greats are. It comes from believing in yourself. Who do you want operating on you in a life/death situation? Someone who is unsure if they can do the job? Or someone that says let's do this?
Perhaps you may see me one day on OLN racing with greats...I think about this moment every day until it becomes reality. Nuclear weapons, F22 stealth fighters, Tomcat cruise missiles, ME... What do they all have in common? We're purpose built to do the job as efficiently as possible.
The taste of victory is sweet my friends. Unfortunately I have also tasted the bitter sweetness of defeat. Therefore I am incorporating power meter training and off season weight lifting to sharpen my blade. 2008 will be a slaughterfest.
If you have any questions I can answer feel free to drop me a PM or email.
-Jason
Why do I seem cocky? All the greats are. It comes from believing in yourself. Who do you want operating on you in a life/death situation? Someone who is unsure if they can do the job? Or someone that says let's do this?
Perhaps you may see me one day on OLN racing with greats...I think about this moment every day until it becomes reality. Nuclear weapons, F22 stealth fighters, Tomcat cruise missiles, ME... What do they all have in common? We're purpose built to do the job as efficiently as possible.
The taste of victory is sweet my friends. Unfortunately I have also tasted the bitter sweetness of defeat. Therefore I am incorporating power meter training and off season weight lifting to sharpen my blade. 2008 will be a slaughterfest.
If you have any questions I can answer feel free to drop me a PM or email.
-Jason
Remember all of the greats had a team to help them along.
10-18-07 | 01:06 PM
#90
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Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 12,769
Likes: 38
From: Rocket City, No'ala
Bikes: 2014 Trek Domane 5.2, 1985 Pinarello Treviso, 1990 Gardin Shred, 2006 Bianchi San Jose
The unasked question: Can PRO CYCLIST dial it up to 400 watts?
10-18-07 | 01:19 PM
#92
slacker..
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 94
Likes: 0
From: Colorado Springs, Colorado
Bikes: '92 Schwinn PDG Series OS 26, '05 Jamis Eclipse set up as TT
does anyone realize the picture is nabbed off of ebay?
10-18-07 | 01:27 PM
#94
Senior Member
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 1,564
Likes: 1
We've All Been Had. Curse You Ryanf !!!!
10-18-07 | 01:33 PM
#95
Peloton Shelter Dog
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 90,508
Likes: 32
From: Chester, NY
Bikes: 2017 Scott Foil, 2016 Scott Addict SL, 2018 Santa Cruz Blur CC MTB
>>Wednesday afternoon Ramirez held a rare news conference and did one better, shrugging off not only the Red Sox's 3-1 American League championship series deficit but also questioning the importance of the entire pursuit.
"Why panic?" Ramirez said. "If we don't do it, we'll come back next year and try again. If it doesn't happen, who cares? There's always next year. It's not the end of the world."<<
10-18-07 | 01:47 PM
#97
Administrator
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 34,368
Likes: 8,507
From: Hudson Valley, NY
Bikes: Merlin Cyrene '04; Bridgestone RB-1 '92
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