Texas Hospitality ?
09-01-08, 07:36 PM
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Texas Hospitality ?
My friends and I enjoyed a great metric century in Cat Spring, TX this morning.
We didn't get harrassed by any drivers, no mirror kicking, etc.
But, we did see this sign in the yard of one resident...
We didn't get harrassed by any drivers, no mirror kicking, etc.
But, we did see this sign in the yard of one resident...
09-01-08, 07:38 PM
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I am so tired of that stupid Calvin peeing sticker. It is so overused and it has never been funny.
09-01-08, 07:42 PM
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carbon is too light
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Rednecks hate cyclists... Keep yer eyes pilled fer big trucks on tha innerstate, they like ta swerve over at ya.
09-01-08, 08:02 PM
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First of all, that's a Motobecane.
Second, the drivetrain is hidden. We know that's just wrong.
And what's with the saddle height??
Second, the drivetrain is hidden. We know that's just wrong.
And what's with the saddle height??
09-01-08, 08:14 PM
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09-01-08, 09:00 PM
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Obligatory...
09-01-08, 09:24 PM
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Making a kilometer blurry
I stopped riding in TX after my first few rides there back in 2000. I pretty much stick to Austin these days, unless I have to cross over into TX for a race.
I probably would have actually **** on that sign, and wiped my ass with their mailbox handle.
I probably would have actually **** on that sign, and wiped my ass with their mailbox handle.
09-01-08, 09:41 PM
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I would've pee'd on the sign, had someone take a pic of me doing it while flipping the camera off, then mailed it to the house.
09-01-08, 09:45 PM
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Someone went to all that trouble to print a sign...
Hey Martha, I'm going out, want something you better holler quick!
Yea, get me one o' them road signs...you know like what we used for our Bush/Cheney nativity scene. Make it something funny I like. You know I likes that Calvin kid, he's alwuz pissing on things.
Hey looka that spaceman on that skinny bike there...say that gives me an idea for an art project.
09-02-08, 09:21 AM
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As we proceed though the intersection, he brake-checks the group - and I'm like WTH, he was just nice to tell us about no water around here. My buddy looks over and goes "he said 'your kind isn't wanted around here'"
