FREDIOACTIVE

That's my new Fred term du jour. That's what happens when a company takes a perfectly good race bike, like the Cannondale Six13, and they dumb it down for the Freds. You know, world class race bike, let's make it more Fred-friendly so the Freds can reach the friggin handlebars. Cervelo did it with the R3 when they made the RS. It renders those models untouchable for any self respecting (or Self Loathing) Road Nazi.

Discuss.

Christ you are lame.

Who can argue with this?

Fixed.

I thought brandy had an RS. Are you calling her fredioactive?

Just her bicycle. If she doesn't like that, she knows where to find me. I am wiling to pay for any perceived slight. Spanking sounds good.

If this thread doesn't go 4 pages, I'll eat my Sidis.

So any bike with compact geometry is fredioactive?

I thought she had an R3? i could have missed something..wouldn't be the first time.

i'm trying to assist.

Brandy has a white R3.

Oh jeez you friggin' mops, why do you give a **** what Brandy has? I don't.

Does that mean a spanking is out of the question?

Somebody wishes they had a Cervelo.

I don't know about all that, but compacts and triples are. I don't care what bizarro oddball 'so and so in the UCI rides one' dude you pull out to support those things. Fredioactive.

Everyone, stop posting to this thread!

Quiet you. This isn't jealousy speaking son.

To see Brandy's photos is to fall for Brandy

By the way that is the first time I've EVER used a Smilie in 27,000 posts. Behold the Power of Brandy.

May I humbly add the Cannondale Synapse....longer head tube to appease the Freddymacs

Jumping Jehovah's,s,
Not another "spanker" thread?

Only if Vireo posts here

The Synapse is currently under review by the PFRC (Pcad Fred Regulation Commission); we will issue our findings in due course.

Still don't give a **** what she has. Did your wife not please you enough?

And Lennard Zinn's books...the Fred handbook...o bloody hell I just angered the Zinn loyalists....