Yes, guys, it is possible...
 

to tear your scrotum on a road bike, which I just proved to myself.

:cry::cry::cry:

So ya gonna change your name to BustaSac?

Youch! - no pictures. All the best...

what happened?? tell us...and I emphasis TELL not show...thanks!!

I'd laugh, if I could.

Did you request a user name change to Bustasac yet?

Damn, too late!

Yes Sir! I believe that we have all of the necessary information and no photos are required.

Been trying out the new BSNY "clipless saddle system"?

I'm not really sure. It was on my TT bike (P2C) toward the end of a hard (40 min) session. I was out of the saddle, going up a short rise, and when I went to get back on the saddle, it happened. My quads were totally fried, you know - hardly able to support my weight. I just wanted to get back in the saddle and I guess I was really low on "final approach" and didn't make it up over the nose. I wear these Performance shorts w/ really heavy chamois on the TT bike and, somehow, as best I can figure, my goods got wedged between the side of the chamois and the nose of the saddle. It happened pretty fast and I'm a little bit in shock.

The "tear" is about an inch long, right where the scrotum is attached in the saddle area. Oh, man, this sucks.

Balls.

i had to cross my legs reading this. an inch! thas enough for the jewels to fall out of the purse

daaaaaaamn.

sorry to hear.

Sorry for your loss :(

Tmi

I know, for a fact, that the same can be accomplished on a bmx bike. Details will not be forthcoming, to protect those with sensitive constitutions.

So weak!

Maybe it's only Ball. He just wants to be like Lance.

Genetics DID play a role here.... Wont ever hear of a woman doing that!

*except for maybe Tammy Thomas*

I actually made that face. :lol:

@BustaQuad: This is probably a bad time to suggest that you harden the **** up, huh?

too much bananatugging?

Good call.

Waiting for the SO to come home and fall down the front steps laughing.

Googled some med info, and found a band with a name I never want to hear again:

http://www.slaveindvstries.net/scroat/

NIGEL: Couldn't you have your balls cut off?
DAD: Hohh, it's not as simple as that, Nigel. God knows all! He'd see through such a cheap trick. What we do to ourselves, we do to Him.
GIRL: You could have had them pulled off in an accident.
CHILDREN:[talking]
DAD: No. No, children. I know you're trying to help, but, believe me,...
CHILDREN: Ohh...
DAD:...me mind's made up. I've given this long and careful thought, and it has to be medical experiments for the lot of you.

sucks...you getting it sewn up? should be an interesting visit...numbing shot and all.

I don't know - I'm planning on seeing the doc tomorrow morning. I guess I could go this route, though:

"degloved scrotums attend the Accident and Emergency departments of hospitals each year. In one famous case involving an electric shoe-shining belt, the injured man tried to staple his torn scrotum together with an industrial stapler and only later discovered he was missing a testicle. "