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Old 05-23-09 | 04:57 PM
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smoking before rides.

so i entered an alleycat today and noticed many of the fixie hipsters smoking before the race. is there any reason they would be smoking?
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Old 05-23-09 | 04:57 PM
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Um, they are idiots?
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Old 05-23-09 | 05:01 PM
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so i entered an alleycat today and noticed many of the fixie hipsters smoking before the race. is there any reason they would be smoking?
Smoking what?
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Old 05-23-09 | 05:08 PM
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they were smoking cigarettes. i noticed the ones that did smoke before the alleycat had bad times, haha.
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What's really funny is many of those hipsters are ultra-left-anti-corporate-activist types who will boycott corporations with glee but who have no problem giving Philip Morris $5 a pack.
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Old 05-23-09 | 05:20 PM
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was it the devil's lettuce? =P
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Old 05-23-09 | 05:46 PM
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They are just so fast that they want to give the competition a break by filling their blood stream with CO.
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Old 05-23-09 | 06:06 PM
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What's really funny is many of those hipsters are ultra-left-anti-corporate-activist types who will boycott corporations with glee but who have no problem giving Philip Morris $5 a pack.
^^^ LOL.

What is up with the girls pegged jeans? I mean, what's up with dudes wearing them? Man, I am so out of style.

When I first started riding again last yr, I came across I a guy I will never forget . A guy was sitting in front of Starbucks with his buddy. He had a brand new Pinny Prince with Record and a full Assos kit toking on a cig. I guess it's not just the fixie kids.

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Old 05-23-09 | 08:07 PM
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The only time I've smoked ciggs is when I was drunk. Maybe they were as well?
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Old 05-23-09 | 08:17 PM
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The only time someone should smoke before a race is if they are on fire.
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Old 05-23-09 | 08:22 PM
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The second post(er) has it covered.

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Old 05-23-09 | 08:26 PM
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Old 05-23-09 | 08:26 PM
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They are doing resistance training for their lungs ..... It's best to smoke before and during training rides. Then don't smoke on race day and you'll feel much faster !
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Like botto, there are times when I miss my smoky treats.



But after 23 years as an ex-smoker, not too much. But still. You'd think that cigarettes would never smell good to me.

Sigh.
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Old 05-23-09 | 08:32 PM
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Hipsters smoke so they don't have to put nearly as much effort into sucking (no pun).
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Like botto, there are times when I miss my smoky treats.



But after 23 years as an ex-smoker, not too much. But still. You'd think that cigarettes would never smell good to me.

Sigh.
10 years since I quit and it's one of the best things I've done. What I find the most shocking is how I could have smoked to begin with since it's essentially declaring war on your lungs.
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21 years this august since I quit - and they still smell good to me, too.
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i dont smoke and never have but i love the smell of parliaments for some reason.
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Old 05-23-09 | 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
Like botto, there are times when I miss my smoky treats.



But after 23 years as an ex-smoker, not too much. But still. You'd think that cigarettes would never smell good to me.

Sigh.
I'm close but backwards...35yrs smoking and 2 not now and I did 50 miles last Sunday. It feels a lot better. Chantix it's my drug of choice
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Old 05-23-09 | 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Jynx
i dont smoke and never have but i love the smell of parliaments for some reason.
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Old 05-23-09 | 10:28 PM
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On occasion I'll light up a cheaper cigar on an easy ride.

What do you expect though, it was at an alleycat.
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Old 05-23-09 | 10:33 PM
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I used to light up before and after rides, even when I was racing. It wasn't part of my "training regime" but I felt invincible when I was a kid.

25+ years smoking, 2+ years not smoking.

I may feel better but I still miss the smokes sometimes. I found smoking very enjoyable.

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Old 05-23-09 | 10:36 PM
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It's your bad for entering an alley cat race.
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Mmmmmmm........
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