The Most Annoying Thing to Say When Passing
06-02-09, 03:46 PM
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The Most Annoying Thing to Say When Passing
i went riding with my gf today and i discovered the most annoying taunt/whyever you want to say it
thing in the world.
whenever you are ride behind someone and ready to pass, suddenly and loudly sing
"she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes"
im a jackass.
thing in the world.
whenever you are ride behind someone and ready to pass, suddenly and loudly sing
"she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes"
im a jackass.
???? 
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I would think the most annoying thing I would ever hear would be some ninny criticizing me for wearing my music headphones while riding.
Fortunately I'ven't heard it yet; just a few moving lips and furious looks.
Fortunately I'ven't heard it yet; just a few moving lips and furious looks.
06-02-09, 03:51 PM
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I try to play head games in the hillclimb races...
As I am passing a racer (remember the speed is 6 mph but HR through the roof)...
I will calm my breathing and in a steady voice say...
"Hang in there, you're doing great" or "Beautiful day for a ride"...
They look at you with the WTF look...
Then fall off your wheel...
As I am passing a racer (remember the speed is 6 mph but HR through the roof)...
I will calm my breathing and in a steady voice say...
"Hang in there, you're doing great" or "Beautiful day for a ride"...
They look at you with the WTF look...
Then fall off your wheel...
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so after almost being run over by an impatient driver on my morning ride to school i was crossing one of the bridges into pittsburgh when this lady was coming up fast in front of me i yelled on your left real loud and she just about jumped out of her shoes i had my ipod on and i couldn't tell how loud i yelled but it was funny she moved end of story! gtfo haha
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so after almost being run over by an impatient driver on my morning ride to school i was crossing one of the bridges into pittsburgh when this lady was coming up fast in front of me i yelled on your left real loud and she just about jumped out of her shoes i had my ipod on and i couldn't tell how loud i yelled but it was funny she moved end of story! gtfo haha
06-02-09, 07:52 PM
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How about the Most Annoying Thing to Say While Passing Out?
06-02-09, 07:58 PM
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Yes
Yeah...don't do that
"You didn't go hard enough."
so after almost being run over by an impatient driver on my morning ride to school i was crossing one of the bridges into pittsburgh when this lady was coming up fast in front of me i yelled on your left real loud and she just about jumped out of her shoes i had my ipod on and i couldn't tell how loud i yelled but it was funny she moved end of story! gtfo haha
"You didn't go hard enough."
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I was doing a collegiate TT, and was starting right behind my coach. She told me to say something nice as I passed her. I told her I was going to make a motorcycle noise, like "brrrrmmmmmm brrrrrrrmmmm" about 3 minutes after I started I passed her up hill, made the motorcycle noise, then lost all my breath laughing as she called me a jerk. It was awesome.
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Fart.
Loudly.
Be careful not to crap your pants, though, poo is not an effective chamois cream.
Loudly.
Be careful not to crap your pants, though, poo is not an effective chamois cream.
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I think the Howard Dean Scream would have to be pretty high on the annoying list.
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I think the Howard Dean Scream would have to be pretty high on the annoying list.
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Woof...
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The captain of the progressive training team I took in 2007 used to yell "DON'T MAKE ME USE MY BRAKES!" when we were descending. In 2008 I became a leader on that same team, and I started shouting that same thing
...on the steep climbs.