Time to Confess?
07-04-04, 07:28 PM
#27
Evil Genius
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Sumner, WA
Posts: 1,529
Bikes: '92 novara ponderosa, '74 schwinn le tour, Novara fusion, novara transfer, novara randonee(2), novara careema pro, novara bonita(2).
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
When the holidays are over I "RIDE THE SNAKE!" I just don the patented vibrating heat beads while craming handfulls of crystal meth. Drops them holiday pounds like nothin else- over 356 pounds in four days!. not only that but it keeps me up so I can ride for a week straight with no time wasted on sleep thats an extra 56 hours of riding!
A couple of local DJs were suspended for a week in april for saying there was dihydrogen oxide in the city water, on april 1st. A bunch of fools called the cops asking if it was safe and so on.
A couple of local DJs were suspended for a week in april for saying there was dihydrogen oxide in the city water, on april 1st. A bunch of fools called the cops asking if it was safe and so on.
07-05-04, 12:23 AM
#28
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Melbourne Oz
Posts: 2,397
Bikes: how long have you got?
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
G'day,
come in close....no closer...I'm only gunna whisper this once......sshhh, they could be watching...you ready?......my performance enhancing substance is..........SHEER BLOODY HARD WORK!......now don't tell anyone will ya?....we wouldn't want all these pro druggie cyclists getting onto this, would we?......now, I gotta go...meeting up with my dealer....her name is Look KG 486 & i'm gunna go ride...but remember, you promised...no telling!,
cheers,
Hitchy
come in close....no closer...I'm only gunna whisper this once......sshhh, they could be watching...you ready?......my performance enhancing substance is..........SHEER BLOODY HARD WORK!......now don't tell anyone will ya?....we wouldn't want all these pro druggie cyclists getting onto this, would we?......now, I gotta go...meeting up with my dealer....her name is Look KG 486 & i'm gunna go ride...but remember, you promised...no telling!,
cheers,
Hitchy
07-05-04, 05:51 AM
#29
Banned.
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 20,917
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 12 Times
in
10 Posts
Originally Posted by supcom
I do Dihydrogen Monoxide on long rides.
I understand that stuff really affects your kidneys and bladder, and l have heard it will infiltrate every single cell in your body. That is heavy duty stuff.It is so potent that you become addicted almost instantly, and you will DIE within a few days if you do not get a regular fix.
https://www.dhmo.org/
You can join an organization to BAN this ubiquitous chemical compound:
https://www.circus.com/~no_dhmo/
Last edited by DnvrFox; 07-05-04 at 06:05 AM.
07-05-04, 06:25 AM
#30
Life is good
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Not far from the Withlacoochee Trail. 🚴🏻
Posts: 18,209
Bikes: 2018 Lynskey Helix Pro
Mentioned: 13 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 522 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 10 Times
in
10 Posts
I gotta confess that sometimes I need a Power Gel to get up that last hill on my ride home.
07-05-04, 10:48 AM
#31
Elitist Jackass
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Georgia
Posts: 3,262
Bikes: Cannondale 2.8, Specialized S-works E5 road, GT Talera
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Despite the known dangers of DHMO, it continues to be used daily by industry, government, and even in private homes across the U.S. and worldwide. Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
as an industrial solvent and coolant,
in nuclear power plants,
by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
by elite athletes to improve performance,
in the production of Styrofoam,
in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
as a spray-on fire suppressant and ******ant,
in abortion clinics,
as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
in cult rituals,
by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use),
by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
by pedophiles and pornographers (for uses we'd rather not say here),
by the clientele at a number of *****exual bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,
historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,
in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,
by the Serbian military as authorized by Slobodan Milosevic in their ethnic cleansing campaign,
by many terrorist organizations,
in animal research laboratories, and
in pesticide production and distribution.
The Klan, Gays, Hitler? HAHAHAH WTF is this all about, this sounds like Reefer Madness!
What is this stuff, and what does it do?? Facts only please, no propoganda
Despite the known dangers of DHMO, it continues to be used daily by industry, government, and even in private homes across the U.S. and worldwide. Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
as an industrial solvent and coolant,
in nuclear power plants,
by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
by elite athletes to improve performance,
in the production of Styrofoam,
in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
as a spray-on fire suppressant and ******ant,
in abortion clinics,
as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
in cult rituals,
by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use),
by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
by pedophiles and pornographers (for uses we'd rather not say here),
by the clientele at a number of *****exual bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,
historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,
in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,
by the Serbian military as authorized by Slobodan Milosevic in their ethnic cleansing campaign,
by many terrorist organizations,
in animal research laboratories, and
in pesticide production and distribution.
The Klan, Gays, Hitler? HAHAHAH WTF is this all about, this sounds like Reefer Madness!
What is this stuff, and what does it do?? Facts only please, no propoganda
07-05-04, 11:25 AM
#32
Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 7
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Smoothie104,
Get the whole story before you decide:
https://www.armory.com/~crisper/DHMO/
There is alot of disinformation out there about DHMO. So get all the facts first.
Get the whole story before you decide:
https://www.armory.com/~crisper/DHMO/
There is alot of disinformation out there about DHMO. So get all the facts first.
07-05-04, 11:31 AM
#33
Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 8
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by BlastRadius
Soy Chai Tea, Accelerade, and Gatorade for me. Sometimes, if I'm congested, the spray-in-your-nose decongestant helps me breathe.
Clif Bars, Powerade, and the occasional fig of Newton for me!
LOL
07-05-04, 01:19 PM
#34
Banned.
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 20,917
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 12 Times
in
10 Posts
Smoothie104,
Get the whole story before you decide:
Get the whole story before you decide:
We need to get DHMO out of the water supply right now!
07-05-04, 01:25 PM
#35
Direct Hit Not Required
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: San Bruno, CA
Posts: 6,193
Bikes: Leopard DC1, Ridley X-Fire, GT Zaskar 9r
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 1 Time
in
1 Post
Accelerade is a drink like Gatorade but has more stuff in it, https://www.accelerade.com/.
07-05-04, 08:38 PM
#36
Compulsive Upgrader
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Posts: 603
Bikes: 2002 Kona Deluxe (road), 2001 Cove Stiffee (mtb)
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by VeganRider
I take a hit off my crack pipe before each hill!
__________________
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs. We should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power." -P.J. O'Rourke
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs. We should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power." -P.J. O'Rourke
07-05-04, 09:01 PM
#37
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Fort Worth, TX
Posts: 1,420
Bikes: 2017 Ridley Fenix SL, 2008 Trek 1500, 1998 Diamondback Apex
Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 33 Post(s)
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Senzu Beans! 
Actually, I sometimes eat the Gatorade powder straight. Seems to work better than diluting it with DHMO...
(I also took the red pill once. Learned that to be fast, I didn't need to *think* I was. I just had to *know* I was.
)
Actually, I sometimes eat the Gatorade powder straight. Seems to work better than diluting it with DHMO...
(I also took the red pill once. Learned that to be fast, I didn't need to *think* I was. I just had to *know* I was.
)
__________________
07-05-04, 10:40 PM
#38
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Missouri
Posts: 421
Bikes: Cervelo P2K, Cannondale R1000
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
When I used to lift weights I used creatine for a while. I did notice a difference, but the lack of sufficient study data caused me to quit.
Like Smoothie said, I have also used Albuterol, but I have asthma. There have been times when I didn't think I would live (literally) without it.
Like Smoothie said, I have also used Albuterol, but I have asthma. There have been times when I didn't think I would live (literally) without it.
07-06-04, 06:56 AM
#39
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: birmingham
Posts: 829
Bikes: a tvt soon to become a s/s...
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by CarlJStoneham
I also took the red pill once. Learned that to be fast, I didn't need to *think* I was. I just had to *know* I was.
fsnl
sparky
07-06-04, 02:36 PM
#40
Rider in the Storm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 736
Bikes: LeMond Zurich, KHS Fiero (Fixed), Centurion Ironman Expert
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Coke (Classic) and sometimes I triple dose espresso.
I also regularly succumb to the allure of DHMO.
I also regularly succumb to the allure of DHMO.
