Originally Posted by Flatballer (Post 9630663)

To pee: roll up one leg, whip it out.

it's tough, I know.

And personally, I do it so that a)I can get to my pockets, b) the sponsors that paid good money to have their info on my jersey can actually be seen, c)you don't look like an idiot, and d) you don't look like an idiot.

Originally Posted by umd (Post 9636972)

I find it interesting that I had never heard of anyone doing this before this thread, and now, suddenly, I saw somebody doing it today...

Originally Posted by ok_commuter (Post 9638547)

And in that case, it's HTFU and clean up after you win the sprint.

Originally Posted by umd (Post 9638613)

It was at Everest Challenge 2 years ago, not even halfway through the first day. Taking the jersey off wasn't hard, it was finding something to wipe my ass with that was tricky :eek:

Originally Posted by botto (Post 9630730)

Originally Posted by umd (Post 9638613)

It was at Everest Challenge 2 years ago, not even halfway through the first day. Taking the jersey off wasn't hard, it was finding something to wipe my ass with that was tricky :eek:

Originally Posted by GP (Post 9639070)

Look for a patch of poison oak and make the rest of the ride a real challenge.

Originally Posted by kostyap (Post 9630447)

When I first got bibs I was actually wearing jersey on top of those but pretty soon discovered what happens when the nature calls on a long ride and you urgently have to remove that jersey and it clings to a sweaty skin like crazy.. So those are my "practical reasons" for wearing it this way. As for reaching into back pockets ... Well, my keys, wallet and phone are in a tiny fanny pack so I do not really need those pockets. Almost forgot, I do not shave my legs either.

Originally Posted by kostyap (Post 9630623)

And cyclists in their clothes look stupid anyways.

Originally Posted by kostyap (Post 9631482)

After loosing couple of things I'm not using back pockets anymore.

Originally Posted by kostyap (Post 9631746)

I find shaving legs stupid. Just pointing it out ;)

Originally Posted by kostyap (Post 9632147)

You should work in fashion police probably

Originally Posted by kostyap (Post 9633845)

Try 130 hilly miles and then report.

Originally Posted by kostyap (Post 9634519)

Well I guess if you guys live on gels and energy bars it does not happen. I just do not eat all that chemistry.

Originally Posted by kostyap (Post 9634626)

If it was not for that "once" you'd be a national hero I guess.

Originally Posted by JacoKierkegaard (Post 9639792)

So many great quotes...

I think this thread deserves the "Fails So Hard It Actually Wins" award.

Kostyap, if you would oblige, I am curious to hear your thoughts on this bike. I think it may be perfect for you.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wb8bAl1P-N...atest+trek.jpg

Originally Posted by cyrusjax (Post 9640183)

that was one hell of a nice bike..

Originally Posted by topflightpro (Post 9641969)

I have three words for you:

Full Zip Jersey.

Then you can unzip it and take it off like a jacket.

Originally Posted by topflightpro (Post 9641969)

I have three words for you:

Eat more cheese.

Originally Posted by Mose (Post 9643334)

If you wear your bibs over your jersey, can I ask why you wear bibs at all to begin with?

Originally Posted by jwible (Post 9643494)

How can you reach into your pockets to get stuff to throw at cars if your jersey is under your bibs?

Originally Posted by kostyap (Post 9643551)

You mean those melted away bars?

Originally Posted by kostyap (Post 9643154)

True. But I already have what I have and in no mood spending more money for no apparent benefit. So I'll think about it when my current set of 2 starts to desintegrate. I do not think it's going to happen anytime soon though.

Originally Posted by jwible (Post 9643623)

No, the fist full of ball bearings.