That might work in tail-wind conditions ;)

You are entitled to that opinion, but its far less stupid than wearing your clothes inside out. It has practical reasons and tradition to back it up.

I sometimes wear socks over my shoes.

I will start doing this when bibs have rainbow patterned straps

I should add that a full zip jersey makes it much easier to remove...

What's wrong with a tiny fanny pack?

dorky

fanny means vagina in England

hmm...tiny vagina pack. Not good.

You'd be surprised what some English words mean in other languages

You should work in fashion police probably

Since you don't care how you look why go to the trouble of buying pants with the correct inseam? You could wear any length of pant no matter how ridiculous it might look to others as there really is no valid reason for having your pant legs extend down to your shoes...

One of the women in my club used to wear her bibs over her jersey until she went to full-zip.

Since you don't care if anyone thinks you look like a dork, why come to a public forum and broadcast it?Seeing as you refer to "cyclists" in the third person, you apparently see yourself outside our community anyway.

Just keep flying your freak flag.

BTW, on long rides where I anticipate needing to remove lower layer, I wear shorts.

Back to dropping the deuce on rides, huh? Do you excibitionists bring your own TP or just pull in somewhere and pray? How would ones intentions to drop off and drop off be signaled to the group?
Today was my first group ride. Which went well. (24m, I'm weak, it hurt, but still never dropped) I got through the entire thing without thinking about poop.... I might not ever be able to go back to that blissful psychological utopia of fecal-free cycling. Thanks.

Try 130 hilly miles and then report.

Lots of us have done lots of rides like that without stopping for #2. Take care of that before the ride.
I did have Giardia on a cross-countrytour once, however.

omg this is turning into a poop thread.

Why is a toilet called a john?

Kostyap,
Please post photos of bib-jersey-fannypack configuration.
You'll be famous.

It moves around and chaffs and pulls at your waist. And it bounces. Pockets are much better for the purpose.

So do you wear your sunglasses inside or outside your helmet straps?

same guys who complain about weird brown stains in their chamois.

So you think you are the only one who ever rides their bike 130 miles?

Can you read? Did I say so? The only reason I mentioned 130 hilly miles is that it sometimes takes enough time for things to develop ... Well I guess if you guys live on gels and energy bars it does not happen. I just do not eat all that chemistry.

Backwards ;)