Those 33" waist blue jeans are getting loose. Uh-oh.

I wore 29" pants when I was your age kid. I was 5'11.5", 135 lbs when I graduated high school. If I ever get below 160 now, they'll put me on an intravenous and rush me to Mt. Sinai. That's not fat junior. That's manly muculature right there.

It's starting to look a bit 98lb. weaklingish @ <170 lbs I'm afraid. Oh well. I'll still beat you all @ arm wrestling. Like botto rightly points out, I start looking like American Chopper's Senior after a gastric bypass.

Oh, I'm a Fred alright, but I'm faster than half the Cat 4's, most of the 5's, almost all of the girls, and I can hang with the Road Nazis long enough to annoy them. I give something back to the sport by helping to sponsor a successful local race team.

That's good enough for me. I don't require anybody else's approval as long as my dog loves me.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y11...edOBXBeach.jpg

I'm skinnier now than I was in that picture.

Uh-oh.

How does USA cycling know about the 10 races that one does to upgrade to a 4? I see my race a few days ago is not listed on completed events on my usa cycling page.

My dog RULES by the way.

You are effed, and a Cat 5 for life.

God damn it.

I'm hungry, but I already ate yesterday. What's my problem?

Northwestern.

Breyers Vanilla Fudge Brownie ice cream sandwiches. 160 calories and delicious.

There can be only one. Northwestern.

And the Illini. So, two.

Muck Fichigan.

This thread has turned into some American Flyover Romper Room Convention.

I bet many here don't even know what these are.

http://www.skooldays.com/images/ty1195.jpg

Finding out today was the first day of the All Star break was refreshing.

Today, the Cubs cannot lose.