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NEUROSPORT 06-05-10 10:54 PM


Originally Posted by 4000Miles (Post 10918935)
Then get a damn comfort bike and slow the **** down. If you aren't willing to ride on the ROAD, then sell your ROAD bike. MUPs exist for... multiple uses. Amazing how that works, isn't it? They aren't for you to push 20mph in the drops, and if you're not doing that, you don't need to be concerned with aerodynamics.

i started riding in the drops this week. i love it.

SalsaPodio 06-05-10 10:54 PM


Originally Posted by deep_sky (Post 10918982)
Yeah, I think he is, but I am just passing the time procrastinating on packing gear up for a trip next week.
All the bragging about putting out more power than TdF pros, needing a gigantic gear ratio on a goddamned MUP, how stupidly built and strong he is, and we see he is just a chubby deconditioned Fred who thinks he is something special, but can't even install a frame pump.

I was actually thinking about installing a 58 tooth chainring and machining my own 10-19 cassette.

SalsaPodio 06-05-10 10:55 PM

yey for double posting

NEUROSPORT 06-05-10 10:55 PM


Originally Posted by tFUnK (Post 10918938)
what are we, in the 80's? forget about a frame-mounted pump. get a mini pump that fits in your jersey pocket or roll with co2.

OT: Neurosport, i feel like i know you from somewhere, but not sure where. the fact that you are from the bay and mention stevens creek/los gatos seems to confirm my suspicions. where did you go for highschool/college?

sorry i am only here first year. i am from Brooklyn, New York originally.

NEUROSPORT 06-05-10 10:57 PM


Originally Posted by corbett1010 (Post 10918957)
what kind of job do you have? sorry, this is not 20 questions, but i must know

i'm unemployed. before that i was an electrical engineer.

NEUROSPORT 06-05-10 11:01 PM


Originally Posted by deep_sky (Post 10918961)
You apparently just don't understand how to install a frame mount pump that thousands of other people install and use without issue.

well it has 2 holes and 2 bolts. maybe i don't understand how to put 2 bolts into 2 holes ? i mean it's possible. but what am i supposed to do - kill myself ?

deep_sky 06-05-10 11:03 PM

And whose coattails did you ride to get your degree? If you can't figure out how to mount a simple frame bracket, I doubt yop could design anything.

corbett1010 06-05-10 11:04 PM


Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT (Post 10918998)
i'm unemployed. before that i was an electrical engineer.

how can you afford to live in california? you dont have to answer

that sounds like a boring job, you should join the military, i am sure that will cure some of your fears

NEUROSPORT 06-05-10 11:04 PM


Originally Posted by deep_sky (Post 10918965)
The mount has a space for the cable, I can use my back brake without any hindrance, as the cable is protected by the mount itself, and thus the zip ties can't even compress that cable. You just confirmed you were unable to figure out how to install the mounting bracket.

my mount has no such space. i have it right here. i obviously returned the pump without it since it was destroyed.

deep_sky 06-05-10 11:05 PM


Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT (Post 10919002)
well it has 2 holes and 2 bolts. maybe i don't understand how to put 2 bolts into 2 holes ? i mean it's possible. but what am i supposed to do - kill myself ?

Apparently it is beyond you. I have my rear brake cable in the exact same place you do, and I mounted the bracket in a couple of minutes, and I have no problems with the zip ties compressing the cable, as the design prevents the zip ties from even touching the cable. I'm not even an engineer of any variant, nor am I particularly mechanically inclined, and I had no problem, same as thousands of other people. It's not a stretch to see that you are particularly inept at anything other than trolling.

NEUROSPORT 06-05-10 11:09 PM


Originally Posted by deep_sky (Post 10918965)
Find another hobby, you obviously are unequal to the task of learning this sport.

sorry but your sport is no rocket science. it's about as brain dead as they come.

deep_sky 06-05-10 11:09 PM


Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT (Post 10919012)
my mount has no such space. i have it right here. i obviously returned the pump without it since it was destroyed.

*sigh* you are dense. the cable runs along the side of the mount. The thickness of the zip ties along with the position of the bottom edge of the bracket prevent the zip ties from bending at the angle require to actually compress the cable, unless your top tube is thinner than the bracket itself (even then the zip ties cannot bend at a 90 degree angle due to their stiffness), something that that is demonstrably false.

deep_sky 06-05-10 11:10 PM


Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT (Post 10919027)
sorry but your sport is no rocket science. it's about as brain dead as they come.

Clearly not, since you can't figure out even the basic stuff.

NEUROSPORT 06-05-10 11:12 PM


Originally Posted by deep_sky (Post 10919006)
And whose coattails did you ride to get your degree? If you can't figure out how to mount a simple frame bracket, I doubt yop could design anything.

you dumbass it is not i who can't figure out how to install it it is topeak that can't figure out how to design it.

NEUROSPORT 06-05-10 11:13 PM


Originally Posted by corbett1010 (Post 10919010)
how can you afford to live in california? you dont have to answer

that sounds like a boring job, you should join the military, i am sure that will cure some of your fears

i know this is BF but why do u need to make stupid posts ?

deep_sky 06-05-10 11:16 PM

That's rich. If I and many thousands of others can install and use it without any issue, the problem is not with Topeak's design, the problem lies with you being unable to figure out a simple task. I have my rear brake cable in the exact same place, and I have the exact same model and mounting bracket, and the only difference is that my top tube is a slightly different shape, which is completely irrelevant to installation.

deep_sky 06-05-10 11:17 PM


Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT (Post 10919040)
i know this is BF but why do u need to make stupid posts ?

Because just about every trollish post you make is a target-rich environment for people to pick apart. You have no logical counter, so you resort to posting more trollish crap in the hopes that we will go away.

4000Miles 06-05-10 11:18 PM


Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT (Post 10919038)
you dumbass it is not i who can't figure out how to install it it is topeak that can't figure out how to design it.

And yet approximately Every Single Other Person Who Has Bought This Product has either been able to mount the thing properly or found a preferable solution. Strange, that.

NEUROSPORT 06-05-10 11:21 PM


Originally Posted by deep_sky (Post 10919028)
*sigh* you are dense. the cable runs along the side of the mount. The thickness of the zip ties along with the position of the bottom edge of the bracket prevent the zip ties from bending at the angle require to actually compress the cable, unless your top tube is thinner than the bracket itself (even then the zip ties cannot bend at a 90 degree angle due to their stiffness), something that that is demonstrably false.

what is wrong with you ? why would i do something like that ? i didn't want to have the pump not centered. i wanted it perfect. it would have been perfect if i managed to drill that hole but it turned out too hard.

and don't give me sh1t about how the pump is designed to fit around the cable - what a joke. that pump isn't designed for sh1t. it's just a piece of filth.

and the whole idea that i need to THINK how to install a pump to me is insane. should i also think about how to tie my shoelaces ? it should have been designed to JUST FIT without any thinking.

sure if my life depended on it i could go to the store get another one and mount it one way or the other - but why ? i already know its garbage - why would i get it again ?

the whole topeak brand to me reminds of oxo good grips utensils and simply human waste baskets. i wouldn't be surrpised if its actually made by the same company. they should stick to waste bins.

corbett1010 06-05-10 11:25 PM

there was nothing stupid about my post, i am usually a pretty quiet person on here, for some reason i am attracted to your posts which are stupid. i am actually really enjoying this, i might start doing this more often.

Nerull 06-05-10 11:27 PM

As a matter of fact, people *are* taught how to tie shoe laces. It's not a skill you're born with. Or do you use velcro because you haven't figured those out yet either?

NEUROSPORT 06-05-10 11:27 PM


Originally Posted by deep_sky (Post 10919043)
That's rich. If I and many thousands of others can install and use it without any issue, the problem is not with Topeak's design, the problem lies with you being unable to figure out a simple task. I have my rear brake cable in the exact same place, and I have the exact same model and mounting bracket, and the only difference is that my top tube is a slightly different shape, which is completely irrelevant to installation.

u don't ******** get it do you ? i DONT CARE if it mounts or not. it has to mount PERFECTLY. if it doesn't mount PERFECTLY then it isn't worth my money.

get it ?

you like this:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b5.../handsfree.jpg

good for you ! you are very smart ! they should build you a ****ing monument in life.

now i shall kill myself because i am not as intelligent as you and couldn't figure out this simple solution.

deep_sky 06-05-10 11:29 PM


Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT (Post 10919055)
what is wrong with you ? why would i do something like that ? i didn't want to have the pump not centered. i wanted it perfect. it would have been perfect if i managed to drill that hole but it turned out too hard.

Unless you have your cable tight enough to play bass with, there is some play. My pump sits right under the top tube as I look down on it. *shrugs*


and don't give me sh1t about how the pump is designed to fit around the cable - what a joke. that pump isn't designed for sh1t. it's just a piece of filth.
Nope, you are just too stubborn to bother trying to install it correctly, or figure how to do so. That is not my problem, but yours. Plenty of people install the mount and use the pump with no problems AT ALL. If you are not one of them, the issue is with you, but apparently you can't admit that you can't do something. It's probably why you make all these ridiculous posts about how uber you are.



sure if my life depended on it i could go to the store get another one and mount it one way or the other - but why ? i already know its garbage - why would i get it again ?
*shrugs* I know for a fact that the pump works fine, and the bracket installs easily, evidenced by my own experiences, and the experiences of many people who have posted about it at various places on the web. Go ahead, keep buying pumps, be unable to install them, label them "filth" and declare that every manufacturer is inept and stupid. You did it with helmets, why would we expect you to do anything different here, since you can't admit failure or ignorance?

deep_sky 06-05-10 11:31 PM


Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT (Post 10919068)
u don't ******** get it do you ? i DONT CARE if it mounts or not. it has to mount PERFECTLY. if it doesn't mount PERFECTLY then it isn't worth my money.

get it ?

How terrible for you, to be an OCD perfectionist, but be unable to do the simplest things.


you like this:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b5.../handsfree.jpg

good for you ! you are very smart ! they should build you a ****ing monument in life.
Gotcha. Now you are angry. You throw up all these guards, and yet you get mad IRL about an argument on the internet. You get angry, you lose.

corbett1010 06-05-10 11:32 PM

by the way, i suggested the military cause you are jobless and you have a degree, you get paid a lot better and go in as an officer with a degree, on top of that, you will find out what real fear is or atleast how to deal with it and figure out that life can be really short so make the best of it.


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