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Kids these days, tarcking on bikes and ****.

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Old 07-25-10, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by jsmonet
i thought the whole point of a fixie was that it was cheap and easy to build and maintain... man, i must be out of the loop
Kind of like old-school road bikes - fewer gears and requires skill to shift, but no precisely-calibrated, index-shifting, brifter-mounted hi-tech stuff that requires a mechanic riding in the team car behind you to fix if you happen to have a mishap.

To quote poet Robert Browning and architect Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, "less is more".
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Old 07-25-10, 04:47 PM
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the road cycling forum is filled with old farts!

let me help you guys

"tarck" is intentional and refers to the fact that it's not built to ride on the street but only on velodromes. sometimes people don't like buying tarck bikes because road debris chips paint, etc...
thus, "hasn't been tarck on" means it hasn't be ridden on the street for tricks, commute, show off purpose.

when he says it has "been locked up less than 10 times," he means he has only used a u-lock on it less than 10 times, lessening the chances it has been scratched or rubbed on other metal parts which could ruin paint.

the young kids are all about the paint job!
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don't mean to be a buzzkill but thus far, the attempts at humor have been weak anyway.

tarck = tricking/jumps on a track/fixie bike.

locked up = locking up with a bicycle lock, eg, when using a bicycle to commute. could also refer to skidding (locking up the rear wheel) but in this context it is clear seller means the bike has not been subjected to the rigors of commuting.
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Old 07-25-10, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by tFUnK
don't mean to be a buzzkill but thus far, the attempts at humor have been weak anyway.
Sorry, but I'm not a professional comedian. I did amateur stand-up comedy in college. I was so bad that they called me the "sit-down comic". Every time I got on stage to tell a joke, the audience would holler, "SIT DOWN!"
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Originally Posted by colombo357
"Tarcked on and locked up" means he had sex with the bike, but fewer than 10 times so that's okay.
More information than I wanted.



But I have to admit, it was a good laugh.
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Originally Posted by ls0725
i don't understand what he means by being 'locked up 10 times',
Fixie riders brake by locking up the rear wheel and skidding. Presumably the seller is saying the rear tire doesn't have much in the way of bald spots.
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English really puzzles me sometimes... or english makes non sense sometimes. In a matter of fact i thought he meant to use the word "turd" or something like that...

Word of the day... tarck!!
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Goodness. Those B43's probably doubled the weight of the bike.

Brakeless tarck riders: Darwinian natural selection in action.
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