New Road Thread Needed
 

Geez...try and have a little fun in this thread by engaging in a little trash talk and some of ya blow your stack. Just trying to have a little fun, 53-11 style!!

I think another thread is needed, "Road Cycling for the Sensitive Type."

I think pinky is ready to sign up.

I think anyone with an user ID like 'TripleCrank' should be automatically blocked from the Road Section. :D

Well, I'm so hardcore that this weekend I broke my frame. It just couldn't take the kind of riding of which I'm capable. So much for steel is real - I need something really tough like cast iron, none of these darn hollow frames made of weedy tubes. :)

Erm, sorry...

Last month I was riding along and decided to start sprinting. So I jump out of the saddle and accelerate so fast that my rear tire blows. RAWWRRRR

PS I can bench like 5000 lbs...With my head.

Anyone know where I can get inconel 718 steel toothed chain rings? I ruined another big ring by stripping the teeth clean off while doing wind sprints up the side of my neighbors barn. Darn wimparse aluminum. Can I get rings in that new fancy carbon stuff :p

"cast iron" ... I love it! Thanks for the laugh this morning.

-mark

I wouldn't recommend a 718 tooth chainwheel; not without a chain guard for your balls. :eek:

Well I'm so hardcore I busted the spokes out of my wheel..... no one around here has seen anything like this outside of a mtb or bmx bike.

That's nothin': I need a roadworks crew following me to repair the asphalt I dig up!! BOOOM!!

And on hot days....SHEESH.....FORGET ABOUT IT!!!!?!?!?!?!!!!!

Do you keep falling on your face and digging the road up with your teeth? :p

Actually, it's not my power, it's coz I'm 575lbs :(

Your seat must be massive! Or do you tie a board across it to stop it disappearing up your arse? :p

My bike is basically a bustop on wheels, without the roof

I remember back in the old days we couldn't afford cycling shoes, so we nailed the cleats directly to our bare feet. ;)

CLEATS?!?!?!? Jeez, we've got a millionaire here.

We only had pedal spindles made with bamboo that we had to screw through our feet!!!!

pedals.....PEDALS.....what the ____?

We don't need no steeking pedals!!!!

Heck, I managed to pull a century last week by merely throwing my bike in a radom direction, and running after it. HA!

Bike?!?!?!?! You mean a whole bike???!!!???!! :eek:

All I had was a set of cranks, half a pair of handle bars, 11 spokes, and a bottle cage!!!
No frame, no wheels...NOTHIN'

See how fast you could go then, Mr la di da on his whole bike!!

What's this metal you speak of? I ride a rock

LOL...perfect image

That's fine, but after you EAT half the rock at the first sag, how do you finish the ride?

holy post whoring

This just proves that the first liar doesn't stand a chance. :lol:

Yea well my bike smokes out tons of competion at this point so I can't wait for one of those super light slick as snot new bikes...my tires just keep smokin and the pavement keeps burning. Ha Ha Ha

InsaneCyclist

and you tell that to the kids of today and they don't believe you

Pedals?? I just ziptie my feet to the pedal holes in the cranks. For brakes I just reach my bare hand down and grab the wheel. Because I can bench 16,000lbs I can apply enough force to stop a freight train if needed.

I enjoyed 53-11's posts, and now you yobbos have scared him off! 53-11, where are you?

What's up with 53-11 these days? He's gone soft. I miss the smack talk of days past.

This forum needs more smack. Bring it on!!

http://medlem.spray.se/kuniworth/hpbimg/smack.JPG

... and these carbon fibre bikes! How candy ass are they?!

First time I rode one it burst into flames from air friction in the first ten seconds!

I had to finish the ride holding the front wheel axle with my two hands and the rear wheel axle with my toes. And what do you know? That same damn traffic cop stops me AGAIN for speeding! Where's the justice?!


Jitensh de GO!