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patentcad 04-25-11 10:16 AM

Those are the breaks.
 
This AM I am three miles into my drizzle ride when the chain on the Ibis friggin snaps. No, I don't carry a chain tool (or a jaws of life for that matter). Hey, this chain snap crap happens about once every 3-4 years. Normally this would be a call the cab moment (thank God for cell phones, back in the Day it would have been a walk a half mile in your bike shoes to a pay phone moment). Mrs. Pcad was home, I got her to throw the Cervelo in the back of my truck and scoot out so I could switch bikes. Which took about 20-25 mins, but she kindly accommodated my bike weenie needs.

So it was just like Cadel's bike swap @ the Giro, only on flatter terrain, far more Fredly, and it did not cost me a Grand Tour GC podium spot. I continued my ride on the S2 and got 25 miles in. Mission accomplished.

Some kind good samaritan sees me sitting on the road side, pulls over and asks me if I was OK. I smiled and told him the Pcad Team Car was on its way : ).

androidtt 04-25-11 10:19 AM

I want a team car...

DUHI4GOT 04-25-11 10:43 AM

I'll have to look into getting a team car this season. Long story short, the wife won't be around. Now to figure out what to do with the brand spanking new S2 that I bought her that is now just sitting in my den.

ahumblecycler 04-25-11 10:47 AM

Timely post as the link on the outside of my Shimano chain (DA) broke. I noticed the noise, but did not find the break until I got home. I was lucky as I mashed up some nice hills that would have sent me tumbling. I am sure mine is due to all the winter riding and corrosion from the chemicals.

Urban Turkey 04-25-11 10:56 AM

2 Attachment(s)
http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=199327 + http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=199328 since i have neither a team car nor spare Cervelos.

jeebusaurousrex 04-25-11 10:57 AM

Far be it for this frederlinger to tell uncle pcad what to do, but:

http://www.amazon.com/Park-Tool-Mini.../dp/B003RZPIBG

Learn it. Know it. Live it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RUe02kPWvg

TeleJohn 04-25-11 11:37 AM

Sweet blog.

StephenH 04-25-11 11:40 AM

I was just recently on a brevet, and one of the riders came in late from doing his 300k brevet, which was pretty much a solo ride. Turns out, he broke a chain, but just happened to have a chain tool and link with him. Be prepared.

10 Wheels 04-25-11 11:50 AM

Man Up.....Drop the cell phone.
Carry this:
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/h...MasterLink.jpg

patentcad 04-25-11 11:57 AM

I don't think I'll ever carry a chain tool. Maybe if I was in the woods all the time.

patentcad 04-25-11 12:00 PM

Besides, I do have a Pcad Team Car at my disposal. Sometimes.


Hey, worked out today.

v70cat 04-25-11 12:09 PM

Maybe you should get some Cervelo stickers to put on the Sag Wagon?

valygrl 04-25-11 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by DUHI4GOT (Post 12553266)
I'll have to look into getting a team car this season. Long story short, the wife won't be around. Now to figure out what to do with the brand spanking new S2 that I bought her that is now just sitting in my den.

Send it to me, I'll pay shipping. ;D

(P.S., sorry about your marriage)

jr59 04-25-11 12:21 PM

Can't believe you would finish a ride on a clown bike!

WHOOOSSHHH... 04-25-11 12:27 PM

I was trying to think of something negative to say (as usual)..but the thought of you just sitting on the roadside, just seemed good enough this time...:roflmao2:

v70cat 04-25-11 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by jr59 (Post 12553692)
Can't believe you would finish a ride on a clown bike!

:popcorn

Ti Guy 04-25-11 12:34 PM

Team cars rock, I have several volunteers in my area to take care of those situations.

guadzilla 04-25-11 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by DUHI4GOT (Post 12553266)
Now to figure out what to do with the brand spanking new S2 that I bought her that is now just sitting in my den.

Find a girlfriend who is between 5'3" and 5'5"?

M_FactorX19 04-25-11 01:16 PM


Originally Posted by DUHI4GOT (Post 12553266)
I'll have to look into getting a team car this season. Long story short, the wife won't be around. Now to figure out what to do with the brand spanking new S2 that I bought her that is now just sitting in my den.

ill take it. it will probably actually fit me too! feel free to pm me for my address.

AngryScientist 04-25-11 01:36 PM

has anyone successfully gotten a bike into a taxi cab? i've often wondered about the logistics of this if it should ever come up, bike fit in the trunk of a standard crown vic?

BillyD 04-25-11 01:53 PM

A reliable team car is . . . priceless.

collegeskier 04-25-11 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by AngryScientist (Post 12554006)
has anyone successfully gotten a bike into a taxi cab? i've often wondered about the logistics of this if it should ever come up, bike fit in the trunk of a standard crown vic?

I got 2 bikes into a cabs trunk like a year and a half ago. I think I took off all wheels and might have dropped a saddle. There were also wheels in the back see with me. FYI the bikes were a 58 and I think a 54.

Namenda 04-25-11 02:49 PM

If I called my wife with that kinda sob story, she'd say "nice day for a walk, huh?" Big boys should be able to take care of themselves. Get a chain tool. Small, cheap, and indispensable when you need one.

UGASkiDawg 04-25-11 02:57 PM


Originally Posted by AngryScientist (Post 12554006)
has anyone successfully gotten a bike into a taxi cab? i've often wondered about the logistics of this if it should ever come up, bike fit in the trunk of a standard crown vic?


Easy Peasy;-)

patentcad 04-25-11 05:18 PM


Originally Posted by WHOOOSSHHH... (Post 12553714)
but the thought of you just sitting on the roadside

It was remarkably relaxing.

Rowan 04-25-11 05:24 PM

Where have you been Cad? I've sort of missed you around here (believe it or not).

GP 04-25-11 05:27 PM

My wife only picks me up if I'm bleeding.

patentcad 04-25-11 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by Rowan (Post 12555020)
Where have you been Cad? I've sort of missed you around here (believe it or not).

Although I am the biggest generator of white noise on BF, I can no longer handle the white noise on BF.






Make no mistake. BF is 99.99999999999999% white noise. Who knows better than me?

echappist 04-25-11 06:45 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 12553145)
This AM I am three miles into my drizzle ride when the chain on the Ibis friggin snaps. No, I don't carry a chain tool (or a jaws of life for that matter). Hey, this chain snap crap happens about once every 3-4 years. Normally this would be a call the cab moment (thank God for cell phones, back in the Day it would have been a walk a half mile in your bike shoes to a pay phone moment). Mrs. Pcad was home, I got her to throw the Cervelo in the back of my truck and scoot out so I could switch bikes. Which took about 20-25 mins, but she kindly accommodated my bike weenie needs.

So it was just like Cadel's bike swap @ the Giro, only on flatter terrain, far more Fredly, and it did not cost me a Grand Tour GC podium spot. I continued my ride on the S2 and got 25 miles in. Mission accomplished.

Some kind good samaritan sees me sitting on the road side, pulls over and asks me if I was OK. I smiled and told him the Pcad Team Car was on its way : ).

This is how you know pcad is getting senile.

It was the 09 Vuelta, and Cuddles finished 3rd behind Valverde and Sanchez. He could have finally won a GT, but me thinks wearing the rainbow jersey is more prestigious than winning the Vuelta.

Oh, and carry a chain tool, quick link, and a few spares links. It has saved my ride on more than one occasion.

patentcad 04-25-11 07:10 PM


Originally Posted by mcjimbosandwich (Post 12555348)
This is how you know pcad is getting senile.

It was the 09 Vuelta, and Cuddles finished 3rd behind Valverde and Sanchez. He could have finally won a GT, but me thinks wearing the rainbow jersey is more prestigious than winning the Vuelta.

Oh, and carry a chain tool, quick link, and a few spares links. It has saved my ride on more than one occasion.

OK, you're right, it was the friggin Vuelta, which makes the reference even more obscure to most of the world, if that's even possible. Vuelta, Giro. If it's not the Tour de France, who the eff knows the difference anyway? Either way two-million-bucks-a-year-but-what- have-you-done-for-us-lately Cadel will find a way to eff it up and you know it. What a sad sack whiner that dude can be.

No, I will not carry a chain tool you friggin Ivy League Fred.


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