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mrbUSA 05-06-11 09:33 AM


Originally Posted by RoboCheme (Post 12604175)
I am a better cyclist than 99% of the people my age (of course 98% of the people my age don't ride and 1% of the people my age ride tricycles at their retirement communities)

Mr. Burns is that you?

jsharr 05-06-11 09:43 AM

I make up most of the stuff I post in here, esp. in the mechanics forum.

I like the way I look in spandex.

I yell at cyclists when I see them blow stop signs.

Velo Vol 05-06-11 09:59 AM

When I see posts by erraticrider, I sometimes read it as eroticrider.

chipcom 05-06-11 10:16 AM

I'm Gunga Din!

pgjackson 05-06-11 10:19 AM

I believe that unless you are getting paid to race, men should never shave their legs...and even then it's pretty silly and has no impact on speed.

svtmike 05-06-11 10:23 AM

I don't have a bell on any of my bikes.

Jay-W 05-06-11 10:28 AM


Originally Posted by chipcom (Post 12604612)
I'm Gunga Din!

I'm disappointed. I thought you were Gomez.

himespau 05-06-11 10:28 AM

I feel that I'm too fat and slow to wear my one matching kit as I feel like everyone will think I'm a poser.

Jay-W 05-06-11 10:38 AM

I never wear matching kit.

skijor 05-06-11 10:57 AM

I cheated on your wife.

jsharr 05-06-11 11:30 AM

i stole pgjackson's bike

pgjackson 05-06-11 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 12605024)
i stole pgjackson's bike

Son of a...I knew it!

svtmike 05-06-11 11:43 AM

I set up the FD on pgjackson's new bike

pgjackson 05-06-11 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by svtmike (Post 12605094)
I set up the FD on pgjackson's new bike

Incompetent.

YokeyDokey 05-06-11 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by Spookeay Bird (Post 12597156)
Lets see what else. Oh yea,,,,,,,,,
I have many cycling jerseys I wear with macaw parrots on them. I like to take pictures in my bathtub while posing with my latest bike refurbishment project.


Just sayin ya know case any one was wondering..... ;P
http://spookeaymarine.info/photos/tub.jpg

I noticed your bike has no pedals. Fascinating! How do you make it go?

calamarichris 05-06-11 11:54 AM

When you're not home, I fart on your pillow and p33 in your toilet tank, so it's still yellow when you flush.

mmmdonuts 05-06-11 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by chipcom (Post 12604612)
I'm Gunga Din!


A Dining Gum

chipcom 05-06-11 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by Jay-W (Post 12604681)
I'm disappointed. I thought you were Gomez.

maybe I'm just Sybil? :eek:

Mike F 05-06-11 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by chipcom (Post 12604612)
I'm Gunga Din!

"You aint so stupid as you look."

- Sgt. Mac MacChesney:

I love that movie :)

YokeyDokey 05-06-11 12:06 PM

I don't know what a criterium is and think it sounds made-up and pompous.

I hear lots of people talking about racing bicycles but I've never heard anyone talk about WINNING.

I bought a new bike because of the payment plan.

YokeyDokey 05-06-11 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by halfspeed (Post 12601418)
I used to work with a guy who refused to take a dump at home. "Why should I do it at home for free when I can come to work and get paid for it?"

Me, that's me. I haven't bought TP at home since '05.

mrbUSA 05-06-11 12:25 PM


Originally Posted by YokeyDokey (Post 12605229)
Me, that's me. I haven't bought TP at home since '05.

I'm not particularly fond of the TP at the office.

jsharr 05-06-11 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by YokeyDokey (Post 12605229)
Me, that's me. I haven't bought TP at home since '05.

I hope you never become self employed... Also, I buy all of my TP from stores. I never buy it at home either.

jsharr 05-06-11 12:53 PM

Those were the droids you were looking for.

YokeyDokey 05-06-11 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 12605307)
I hope you never become self employed... Also, I buy all of my TP from stores. I never buy it at home either.

oh stop it, you know what I meant. What happened to the hot spandex babes? I want them to comment on my posts.


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