i wear underwear over my shorts but under my tights.
i wear nothing but wool
i like to see how many days i can ride my wool cycling clothes before they start to smell-7 days--frikkin amazing

I like to look down and see if my veins are popping in my calves....

I just now realized that the label on "Chain-L" No. 5 is a play on the perfume, Channel No. 5.
I have had a bottle since last season (of Chain-L, not Channel), and I have even posted about the lube.
I've also seen posts saying that Chain-L does not smell like perfume or Channel No. 5.
It took me until today to figure it out.

I spent 5 Benjamins on a new set of wheels ONLY because they look cooler.
The rest of the bike is not worth much more than the wheels.
I sold the wife by telling her I was tired of replacing spokes on the old set.
I've only replaced one spoke on the old set in 1500 miles.

How much?

And that's quite a confession too........:)

The main reason I haven't quit my job is that my office has a bike locker and shower.

The same reason I stayed too long in my last job. I had the commute, shower, change, rinse and repeat down pat.

Bicycle clothes make me look like 10 pounds of doody in a 5 pound bag.

I'm pretty sure that's what the park site says to do. I make sure I do that each time, you know...for science.

I need to install new brake pads and switch my cassette onto my new wheel, and I don't know how.

I have a Corvette bike and a lawn mower engine for it.

-after breaking up with the gf I no longer have an excuse not to be riding more than I am...sometimes its just hard to get out there

-my helmet looks like a giant dome on my head, it pisses me off so much

-I wish I was like 3 inches shorter just so my headtube wouldnt be so long

-I too drink pbr (i homebrew, but pbr is my binge drinking beer), lately I have been getting wasted 3-4 nights a week

I'm a Grant Peterson fan. :)

I think some fix gears are sexy as hell

yea I definitely agree.

also, I once slept with a girl after convincing her I was a bicycle racer

lolollol

I like working on bikes more than I do riding them. I'm not that good at either.

When I got my new Roubaix in January I was removing all the warning stickers and without thinking I removed one of the non-removable
stickers under the bottom bracket. Now it bugs me that it's not there. Everytime I look at my bike I think about it. Obsessive.

Duh, take to a bicycle shop!! Some people are sooo helpless!!

Neat trick!

I wear lycra even though I am 100# overweight. Saw myself in the mirror once and vowed to throw some loose shorts over the bike shorts. But haven't done it yet.

I spit on vehicles parked in th bike lane, but only if the driver is not there.

I like the clean-shaven feeling but let the hair grow in the winter bc I don't have a good explanation.

I'm a sweaty mess when i get to work, but i don't shower Again even though they installed one just for bike commuters.

I pay cash at the LBS so my wife won't Know how much I'm spending.

Im selling my IGH because i can't replace the wheel without a friend's help and am scared of flats.

A cashier once stopped me from buying a pair of women's bike shorts, but they fit fine actually

Till this day no one has matched me on my local 2 and a half mile MUP, but this guy was wheel sucking me without my knowing. I thought i left him in the dust and he was RIGHT behind me. Guy was 50+ too.

I despise people with pocketed jerseys cause when i forget to bring water, they have a gatorade in their rear pocket just staring at me. (same guy above too)

When I ride, I see how many birds I can identify by sight or by their calls

My wife told me that if I shaved my legs I wouldn't get any action from her ever again.

Who could blame her.

Wax them.