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Originally Posted by SeanBlader
(Post 15165531)
This whole post is hot but those were my favorite. I'd give up my Allez if it meant I got to date a 5'4" 100lb hottie who loves to ride.
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Originally Posted by cocar
(Post 14394555)
--When I originally bought my bike from the LBS (first bike, road bike), I told them I knew nothing about bikes. They failed to tell me about maintaining adequate tire pressure or sell me a floor pump. So when I brought the bike back in, 2 months later for an unrelated issue, both tires had a pressure of 50. The guy asks me "are you putting air in your tires before you ride?" me "you're supposed to do that?" Entire store dies laughing. They've never let me live it down, either.
Originally Posted by cocar
(Post 14394555)
-- I like wearing spandex. Yes, I know all you men are looking at my ass. I don't give the tiniest $hit.
Originally Posted by cocar
(Post 14394555)
-- I think guys with shaved legs are sexy, but I think they should be required to shave their pits, too
Originally Posted by cocar
(Post 14394555)
-- If you don't think we are checking you out in your spandex, you are LYING TO YOURSELVES, and need to do a reality check. We're just sneakier about it.
Originally Posted by cocar
(Post 14394555)
--I have a major cycling tan going on, and I'm oddly proud of it.
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I don't screw with leg shaving, but my team training camp in the mountains this weekend will be 10 guys and 1 girl, yet we still needed a facebook event notice that "Everyone should shave their legs before coming, because we only have 1 shower and no one wants to wait for you to do that". My fiancee laughed hard at all of us for even needing to make that disclaimer.
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I'd like to see what all the fuss is about with shaved legs, but I fear the ridicule from friends and co-workers. Not sure my wife could ever take me seriously after that either... Also not sure where to stop...
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If my legs would magically shave themselves I'd be into it.
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When I went to a former college roommate's wedding, another one of our roommates (who I hadn't seen in almost 20 years) asked, "You're not still shaving your legs, are you?" I used to race back in college, but I stopped racing around 1995. That made my affirmative answer all that much more awkward.
Part of the reason I still shave is that if I am wearing tights in the spring, and I don't shave my legs, the hair sometimes pokes out through the tights. That's not a good look on anyone. |
Originally Posted by Manweiser
(Post 15167429)
I'd like to see what all the fuss is about with shaved legs, but I fear the ridicule from friends and co-workers. Not sure my wife could ever take me seriously after that either... Also not sure where to stop...
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Originally Posted by caloso
(Post 15168753)
How often do your friends and co-workers see your legs? Unless you work at UPS, I bet it's less than you might think.
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I can't stand to see people riding with their knees pointing outwards.
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Originally Posted by SempreCycling
(Post 15170268)
I can't stand to see people riding with their knees pointing outwards.
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Another..
My saddle color and bar tape color don't match, and it doesn't bother me at all. |
Originally Posted by seanblader
(Post 15165531)
i made a wave file of cowbells and put it on my phone to encourage myself.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9...en5po1_500.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zfybmlrs9K...00/cowbell.jpg |
Finally took down the Christmas tree.
[HR][/HR]The 2013 Weight & Mileage Project Caffeinated Cyclist |
Originally Posted by ahsposo
(Post 12986400)
heck, i'm so old and decrepit i like to crush the seventh grader's souls. I really enjoy giving 'em "the look"...
Edit: After i posted this i realized that my confession was not complete. The approximate seventh graders are on bmx bikes and i don't think they understood i had just crushed their souls. Plus when i gave 'em "the look" one of them gave me "the finger." |
I earn all the money, but my wife tells me how much I can spend.
BTW, this is a good thing. |
I know the names of all of the Bravermans. :o
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What a first post.... I foresee proud fredliness in my future.
What's bigger than a Clydesdale? .....I'm a former Clydesdale roadie - 25 years ago in college I was 6'3", 215 pounds and 7% body fat.... rode 200 - 300 miles a week AND played hockey.... then life happened - Married, Job, Kids, Responsibility... you know the story. I stopped riding and put on 70 pounds! Now, I plan to dust off (it literally has 1/4" of dust on it) the old bike and ride again. I'm debating whether to upgrade or ride as is (early 90's Dura-Ace, non-indexed down tube shifter, original black Look pedals, Canondale 3.1? frame, Cinelli bar and stem)..... I like some of the new technology but refuse to pay the ransom for it when my antique works just fine...Too bad my old RoadGear "beer cooler" lid died a long time ago. Maybe I'll pull out the old Bell V-1pro lid just to mess with folks.... ! Does this make me an Elephantine Fred? I've known the significance of the yellow jersey for almost 4 decades and I will STILL WEAR a plain bright yellow Jersey so the yahoo's in the pickups can see me.... Hard to miss seeing someone wearing a yellow jersey with a 50" chest! |
Originally Posted by WhyFi
(Post 15188620)
I know the names of all of the Bravermans. :o
I also confess I know way too many lines from Friends. |
^^^ NBCs Parenthood. I rarely watch TV and this is the first time in years (decade?) that I actually know the names of the characters. Friends may actually be the last show about which I can make that claim.
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I turned around early at a century this past Saturday so I could avoid some of the climbs. It's the third year in a row I've done that at this ride.
On Sunday a bird pooped on my saddle while I was at a break and I didn't wipe it off. Some of it is still there and some ended up on my shorts. |
Even though Chain Love hasn't had anything worth buying in ages I keep checking.... just in case.
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I found myself considering walking behind someone rather than beside.
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Originally Posted by abhirama
(Post 15253765)
I found myself considering walking behind someone rather than beside.
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Originally Posted by BoomMcNasty
(Post 15253833)
wut?
After one group ride, when we stopped at a gas station, I walked directly behind the guy I had been drafting for about an hour. It was pretty weird. |
On a couple of occasions I have built a bike around a single component on which I got a great deal. The bike gets ridden for a few months, then sold.
I don't know why I do this. |
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