**** the group and **** your sense of humor ok? ;)

I read all the Clydesdale posts and cheer them silently.

okay, I confess - I don't know what the **** ***** is talking about.

I took the Easton stickers off of my Easton Circuits so they could possibly be confused with expensive carbon clinchers. Tool.

Gosh, that makes me get all gooey...

Thanks for your faith, Spock. You're pretty close, but I still don't mess around with girls who don't get my Gilligan's Island references. Crush averted. :thumb:

New confession: A bee got in my bibs when I was climbing Torrey Pines Grade last month; it stung my genital and now I have an ugly scar that won't come off no matter how much I rub it. :cry:

Scar probably gets a lot bigger after you rub it.

i have been sarcastic...im so ashamed

Sadly not much. Thanks for the vote of confidence though.

Not very sincere dude. I'm sensing you have a lot lot more to tell.

You can write him a script for a helper can't you? It's done over the interwebz all the time.

I never owned a pair of sandals before this week.

I always read up on the "most recent cycling related purchase" thread..........




helps me decide what I might "need"

you're not rubbing hard enough

I'm fighting very hard the "need" to upgrade. Lots of little stuff I want, but I've been good for a couple of weeks.

so last night I saw my former sweetheart at a criterion her son was riding... hadn't seen her in over a year and, whoa, she has lost at least 40 pounds... it blew me away so bad I couldn't get unclipped and fell over right at her feet, right there on the asphalt in front of her and maybe 500 total bicycle tools. f iretr uck. Only upside is, now I have bacon on my right knee to match that on my left from my last date with the pavement.

I don't enable the elevation correction on my garmin connect because I think I climbed for feet. I also believe the "calories burned" :lol:

That's rough man, sorry to hear it.
Any chance she was charmed by your Dick Van Diyke-like awkwardness? (It worked well enough for him to hook up with Mary Tyler Moore. :love:)

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(Stupid filters won't display my entirely apropos image. :mad: [Edit: Whyfi showed me how to defeat stupid filters.:) ])

How about...

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(I tiny URL'd it)

Neato! Thanks Whyfi! I learned something new today...

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Man, Mary was finer-than-frog's-hair. I would probably impale myself upon my own broken femur for a crack at her back then.

nah, she got married last Saturday. Let's see, confession... On my road bike, I installed a new tire with white sidewalls to match the white bar tape, forks, etc. I think it's gangsta.

I really really like riding on roads with heavy traffic

This isn't a confession.

It's a cry for help.

Nothing pimps harder than a white-on-white bike, except maybe a white-on-white bike laying on its side between the legs of some hapless dude flopping around on the sidewalk like a fish.

I am now whistling the theme from The Dick Van **** Show.