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CHAS 07-20-11 05:54 PM


Originally Posted by calamarichris (Post 12959839)
My mistake. Musta missed the invitation to your coming-out party. ;)
So... it's less rude to stare at some handsome dude's tight botox in spandex for too long?

LOL, botoxed ass?

calamarichris 07-20-11 05:56 PM

botox = lolspeke 4 "buttocks"

calamarichris 07-20-11 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by ahsposo (Post 12958956)
And the company is, as far as I can tell, not even trying to promote the resurgence.

You can bet they paid some marketing genius a good deal of millions to come up with such a brilliantly subtle, devious, and latent advertising strategy.

CHAS 07-20-11 07:30 PM


Originally Posted by calamarichris (Post 12959839)
My mistake. Musta missed the invitation to your coming-out party. ;)
So... it's less rude to stare at some handsome dude's tight botox in spandex for too long?

if botox = buttocks
Not sure which is more rude. More likely to get caught when staring at something right under someone's eyes, I think.

ahsposo 07-21-11 07:32 AM


Originally Posted by MMM.PWR (Post 12959749)
I confess to listening to ____ _____. But only with headphones.

Air Supply?:eek:

Play at your own RISK!



cks 07-21-11 08:44 AM


Air Supply?

Play at your own RISK!

Ok, now I can't get "All out of love" out of my head. You s**k:mad:.

ahsposo 07-21-11 08:45 AM


Originally Posted by cks (Post 12962652)
Ok, now I can't get "All out of love" out of my head. You s**k:mad:.

I WARNED you!

Level 2 07-21-11 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by ghughes20 (Post 12619771)
I have no idea what a "Fred" is, which probably means I am one.

I had the same problem. Check here.

rangerdavid 07-21-11 04:24 PM

I really like watching "Reverand Al" on MSNBC.

kcscooterdude 07-22-11 09:50 AM

When it's hot like this I still like to take the road bike out on the bike path because it follows a stream and the trees keep the heat down...and I like it a little more than I should.

caloso 07-22-11 02:59 PM

I got dropped by the Masters women's contingent on the hills during my latest team ride.

MMM.PWR 07-22-11 03:32 PM

I considered buying a new handlebar because my LBS scratched it for me.

Nothing a little electrical tape can't fix. :rolleyes:

Jandro 07-23-11 12:03 AM

I really like the feel of my shaved legs.

MikeyBoyAz 07-23-11 01:02 AM


Originally Posted by caloso (Post 12970897)
I got dropped by the Masters women's contingent on the hills during my latest team ride.

I had a friend racing cat 3, but the joined 1, 2 and 3 and he had to draft a girl cat 3 to catch up?

hairnet 07-23-11 01:32 AM

I've been giving my used stuff to my brother since I got him riding just so I can get new crap for myself.

MMM.PWR 07-23-11 09:44 AM


Originally Posted by hairnet (Post 12973275)
I've been giving my used stuff to my brother since I got him riding just so I can get new crap for myself.

I see myself doing this when my brother gets his road bike. I want a new helmet.

FactVord 07-23-11 10:55 AM

I tug my crotch occasionally and not afraid of doing it in front of people. Sometimes I whiff at it out of curiosity.

robertkat 07-23-11 01:14 PM


Originally Posted by calamarichris (Post 12594657)
I feel dirty if my legs get hairy

Also sometimes I use q-tips when cleaning my road bikes, (okay, and increasingly on my mountainbike.)

Oh man, thank goodness I'm not the only one.

I tend to ride with better manners when I'm in my club kit. If you're a hot woman and you think I'm staring at your ass while drafting you, you're probably right.

ahsposo 07-23-11 05:46 PM


Originally Posted by FactVord (Post 12974399)
I tug my crotch occasionally and not afraid of doing it in front of people. Sometimes I whiff at it out of curiosity.

This confirms every opinion I have formed about you.

You lost all credibility (what was left) when you made the statement the roads you ride on are generally smooth and well maintained. In Queens? FY!

save10 07-23-11 05:52 PM

I have washed and detailed my tarmac and my E5 multiple times this year. I have not washed my car since last year. And I havent really cleaned my room in months.

Indyv8a 07-23-11 08:15 PM

I bailed on outdoor riding due to record heat. I did break out the trainer though.
I am enjoying a marathon of US Top Gear, even though it clearly is not as good as Top Gear UK.
I am beginning to want an upgraded bike, but I still suck on my current one.
I can't climb hills with any speed at all.
I am not funny enough for this thread.

Velo Vol 07-23-11 09:22 PM

I just watched the local weather just to see the weather babe.

The sports babe is nice, too.

dnuzzomueller 07-23-11 10:01 PM

I still suck at life and self-control :D

Viceroy 07-23-11 10:43 PM

I wear MTB shoes on my road bike.
Everything on my bike is stock except for tires, pedals and saddle.
I've never been in a road race and have no intention of doing so.
I can't do anything except the most basic repairs on my own bike.

sbxx1985 07-23-11 11:00 PM

I might buy a Bicycling magazine at the airport.


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