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twobadfish 05-11-11 11:49 PM

I have a hard time respecting fat people - even family members

I struggle with weight (Not the I'm-too-fat-for-this-sport weight) daily. It consumes me. I was born to be fat (But am not)

I don't have a fear button and it scares me sometimes

I think Motebecane is awesome and despise the bike snobs that are terds about it

cccorlew 05-11-11 11:51 PM

I totally believed Floyd Landis. Totally.

WHOOOSSHHH... 05-12-11 12:37 AM


Originally Posted by caloso (Post 12623377)
I own a US Postal Service jersey.

I hate that you post so much in this thread...

WHOOOSSHHH... 05-12-11 12:39 AM


Originally Posted by miwoodar (Post 12623459)
I never wash the knife, fork, and spoon I keep in my desk. They are lucky if I lick off the chunks at the end of a meal.

Disgusting...

WHOOOSSHHH... 05-12-11 12:40 AM


Originally Posted by cccorlew (Post 12631176)
I totally believed Floyd Landis. Totally.

Which time?

JimF22003 05-12-11 01:53 AM

I feel a smug sense of noblesse oblige when I pass another rider on the MUP.

I feel an extreme sense of class envy and hatred when another rider passes me on the MUP.

ADA23 05-12-11 04:07 AM

I shave my legs in the bath every Friday night, with a glass of red wine and candles
I wear Skins recovery tights........to bed

OMG What have I become?

himespau 05-12-11 07:58 AM

I don't know how much pressure to put in my airzound but it needs some, that much I do know.

Rocket-Sauce 05-12-11 08:31 AM


Originally Posted by caloso (Post 12627756)
I am wearing brown shoes with a black belt.

My sensei doesn't allow any shoes. If you are a Black Belt, you should know that...

YokeyDokey 05-12-11 08:34 AM


Originally Posted by surgeonstone (Post 12629881)
What the body does not need- it looses. You spend months getting into shape, get hit by a car, end up in rehab after multiple surgeries with 30 % of your prior muscle and think wtf. However through all that stress and trauma the body is seamlessly using and doing what it needs for it to survive. A marvel of efficiency.

Well, my body is just ignernt - it gets rid of muscles it really needs.

Flash 05-12-11 09:53 AM


Originally Posted by ADA23 (Post 12631426)
I shave my legs in the bath every Friday night, with a glass of red wine and candles
I wear Skins recovery tights........to bed

OMG What have I become?

are you male or female

YokeyDokey 05-12-11 10:02 AM

I spent three hours surfing bike porn last night.

save10 05-12-11 10:04 AM

Its the middle of May. I've raced almost every weekend since January 1st. The biggest race of the year is this weekend and I think I'm burned out.

agoodale 05-12-11 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by cccorlew (Post 12631176)
I totally believed Floyd Landis. Totally.

I own an authentic Floyd Landis Phonak jersey signed by him. I paid good money for it at a charity auction soon after he won the TdF right as the scandal was breaking.:notamused:

Jive Turkey 05-12-11 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by calamarichris (Post 12596072)
I ride as far to the right as possible and make an effort to be polite to motorists.

(...and I secretly believe that those of us who don't are being unnecessarily confrontational and deserve whatever happens to them.)

I agree with this 1000%.

njkayaker 05-12-11 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by halfspeed (Post 12625046)

Originally Posted by Indyv8a
My helmet is a Target special. The all protect the same

Really??

Maybe. It's even possible that a more expensive helmet is worse (in some aspects).

Generally, what you are getting with more expensive helmets is better airflow (and maybe less weight). There is nothing (that I have seen) that indicates that more expensive means more protection.

njkayaker 05-12-11 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by Sanman023 (Post 12628853)
my wife doesnt know that i bought a fsa k wing handlebar....and honestly...i dont know why i need it..

You didn't need it. That is the point. You should have bought two.

boogoshea 05-12-11 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by cccorlew (Post 12631176)
I totally believed Floyd Landis. Totally.

Me too, totally:(

bkj 05-12-11 12:27 PM

I don't know how to ride in a paceline.

surgeonstone 05-12-11 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by YokeyDokey (Post 12632137)
Well, my body is just ignernt - it gets rid of muscles it really needs.

See that's the point. If you don't use it your telling your body you don't need it and pooof-gone.

surgeonstone 05-12-11 03:16 PM


Originally Posted by boogoshea (Post 12633337)
Me too, totally:(

I work with a lot of Mennonites and I know they put a real premium on always telling the truth, so yup- I believed him too. It just did not compute that a kid with that kind of backround would be so dishonest.

Sanman023 05-12-11 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by YokeyDokey (Post 12632638)
I spent three hours surfing bike porn last night.

i spend three hours surfing porn last night...

surgeonstone 05-12-11 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by Jay-W (Post 12631123)
I find the Schleck brothers boring.

And really funny looking, more like a Preying Mantis than a person.

caloso 05-12-11 03:42 PM

I have inexpensive alloy 26.0 bars and stem on my Cervelo.

ADA23 05-12-11 06:18 PM


Originally Posted by Flash (Post 12632595)
are you male or female

Male with some tendancies I'm not proud of


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