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Originally Posted by Snapperhead
(Post 12626470)
2) I can't even count the number of reasons I wouldn't be qualified to become a U.S. Navy Seal.
2) Sacred of guns, especially those aimed at me. |
Originally Posted by hostdp6
(Post 12626803)
I checked BF before my email this morning... and I have been a member for less than a month.
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Originally Posted by surgeonstone
(Post 12625346)
One positive way to look at it is lost fitness reflects the amazing efficiency of the human body.
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I rarely stretch or warm up
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Originally Posted by collegeskier
(Post 12626812)
1) Scared of bullets, especially those flying towards me.
2) Sacred of guns, especially those aimed at me. |
I suffer from a phenomenon called Social Facilitation.
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I am wearing brown shoes with a black belt.
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I don't get the point of a majority of the threads here, including the ones I start.
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I tell my wife that the lion's share of my credit card balance is due to kid-related expenses like sports camps.
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my wife doesnt know that i bought a fsa k wing handlebar....and honestly...i dont know why i need it..
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I dream of being "Lost" on a tropical island.
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I ate two lunches today and might queue up a third. I would shrivel away if I ate like a normal person.
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I do not use a mirror, when riding my bicycle.
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Originally Posted by YokeyDokey
(Post 12626990)
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Originally Posted by caloso
(Post 12627756)
I am wearing brown shoes with a black belt.
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Originally Posted by surgeonstone
(Post 12629881)
What the body does not need- it looses. You spend months getting into shape, get hit by a car, end up in rehab after multiple surgeries with 30 % of your prior muscle and think wtf. However through all that stress and trauma the body is seamlessly using and doing what it needs for it to survive. A marvel of efficiency.
my body canabalizes its own muscle tissue. MMmmmmm, i'm delicious. |
I don't do it purposefully, but sometimes I'm amused by the startled reaction of pedestrians when I unexpectedly pass them on the MUP.
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Even though I did five double centuries last year, I still feel like a cycling fraud because I don't race. I rarely wear my California Triple Crown jersey because I don't feel worthy.
I like that my new Roubaix's more upright position means my neck doesn't hurt after a century, but feel guilty because I'm sure I should be in a flat-back racer position. I think all the local cyclists look silly in their lycra kits, but still somehow imagine I look cool in mine. |
Originally Posted by cccorlew
(Post 12630262)
Even though I did five double centuries last year, I still feel like a cycling fraud because I don't race. I rarely wear my California Triple Crown jersey because I don't feel worthy.
I like that my new Roubaix's more upright position means my neck doesn't hurt after a century, but feel guilty because I'm sure I should be in a flat-back racer position. I think all the local cyclists look silly in their lycra kits, but still somehow imagine I look cool in mine. Me " do I look as ridiculous as that mamil (middle aged man in lycra)" Wife " Yup" Me " really" Wife " Yup" Me " Hmmmm" |
Originally Posted by Velo Vol
(Post 12629986)
I don't do it purposefully, but sometimes I'm amused by the startled reaction of pedestrians when I unexpectedly pass them on the MUP.
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Originally Posted by Velo Gator
(Post 12630293)
Why are you not ringing your bell?
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I have considered putting a bell on one of my bikes.
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Originally Posted by Snapperhead
(Post 12626470)
1) I dream of crushing the souls of skinny little pompous biker maggots, but I wake realizing that I am way to big and fat for that.
2) I am convinced that my Orca makes me a better/faster rider. 3) I still obsess over why I didn't either get the license plate number of his truck or call out the guy who stopped and threatened to kick our asses a few weeks ago. Stupid south central rednecks! 2) I can't even count the number of reasons I wouldn't be qualified to become a U.S. Navy Seal. |
I find the Schleck brothers boring.
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I shave my pits.
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