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Road Cycling “It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle.” -- Ernest Hemingway

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Old 12-29-11 | 10:58 PM
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I sometimes eat my kid's cheese sticks.
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Old 12-30-11 | 08:57 AM
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When I'm riding a bike I for some reason forget to know how to tell time.

I brush my teeth backwards.
I have a problem that whenever I install a tire they end up upside down.
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Old 12-30-11 | 10:25 AM
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I hate people, but I love gatherings.
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Old 12-30-11 | 10:30 AM
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I hate people, but I love gatherings.
This reminds me of a tee shirt I saw once that said: "I'm not prejudice, I hate everyone!"
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Old 12-30-11 | 10:58 AM
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I hate people, but I love gatherings.
Clerks, Great movie!
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Old 12-30-11 | 11:27 AM
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What's Clerks?
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Old 12-30-11 | 11:30 AM
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What's Clerks?
One of the best dialog driven movies ever made for the truly enlightened.
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Old 12-30-11 | 11:32 AM
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Old 12-30-11 | 11:55 AM
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I'm secretly becoming a triathlete.
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Old 12-30-11 | 12:07 PM
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$#!+ hits the fan... reality sets in... my bike dream is over... never will I ever get a chance of a road bike in the remainder of my lifetime. <_<
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Old 12-30-11 | 09:12 PM
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I only ride to watch your ass in spandex.
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Old 12-30-11 | 09:46 PM
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I will be upgrading my new bike only to get a "hot" response in the hot or not thread.
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Old 01-02-12 | 12:00 PM
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I dropped two 30 something undocumented migrants riding BMX bikes (on their way to the Home Depot lot) while riding up a nice hill and gave them "the look"...
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Old 01-02-12 | 12:18 PM
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Went out riding the other day and my butt was aching a bit. Since both my Brooks saddle and butt are well broken in, this was unusual. About 3/4 of the way through my ride, I realized I had put my riding shorts on backwards, with all the padding in the front. I've never pulled THAT stunt before.
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Old 01-02-12 | 04:14 PM
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Sometimes I choose to ride on the trainer inside even when It's nice outside...
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Old 01-02-12 | 05:06 PM
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I shot a snot rocket against the wind today. It landed on my shoulder.
Mine mostly do. (repost)
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Old 01-02-12 | 08:06 PM
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Old 01-02-12 | 09:15 PM
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i have not been for a ride all year long...
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Old 01-02-12 | 09:19 PM
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I plan to skip a scheduled ride tomorrow. Somehow I don't feel like riding with a -27C windchill and icy roads.

Another one:

I've been wearing Sidi Ergo 2s that are a full size too big for me since June. I couldn't resist the deal on Craigslist.
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Old 01-02-12 | 09:24 PM
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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
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Old 01-02-12 | 10:57 PM
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I created a Strava segment on an obscure portion of one of my training loops just so I could be a KOM.
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Old 01-03-12 | 12:57 AM
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I can change flats on all my friends' bikes but not mine.
I wish I had the motivation to ride more.
I'm too cool for helmets.
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Old 01-06-12 | 06:29 AM
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I secretly love being a black cyclist here in Tokyo, because it makes stand out even more than I already do.
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Old 01-06-12 | 06:58 AM
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I wish I had started road cycling long before I did so I would be better now than I am.
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Old 01-06-12 | 08:43 AM
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