I had a ribeye for lunch. How many miles is that?

600 calories, 30 gr of fat. I'd say 2 - 3 hours at a good pace with moderate hills.

I have at least 20 pounds to lose but I want to save a couple grams on my water bottle cage.

You get a free pass. Enjoy!

I love it when a new year's model of my current bike comes out, and the new color scheme looks like ass...

I stuff socks down my bike shorts to make my package look huge.

I've felt like ****e every morning and evening for three weeks and have only ridden once in that time. It's driving me completely crazy and my wife seems to think it's a "nice break from all that cycling". Time to just HTFU and ride anyway!

Socks? You also need to add large Bratwurst to the socks. The cool thing about bratwurst is when dogs smell you as you ride by you get the added benefit of having to sprint as fast as you can to max VO2 levels. It's really cool, you should try it.

I have to confess that I have a confession that just too embarrassing to confess

I really don't have any strong feelings on chain lube.

I put this $15 ebay saddle on my bike and find it comfortable for any kind of riding (longer ride this year was a century)
http://i.imgur.com/Z0AhNl.png



I've never spent more than $500 on a road bike.

I love poisoning fire ants.

My summer job didn't allow me to ride very much. To make myself feel better about my 60-80 hour work weeks, I channeled all my angst from not riding and became an all-out weight weenie.

I have trouble keeping up with people I'm drafting.

I have to order children's bike shorts *buries head under the covers in shame*

Sometimes I fart while riding and I dont care who is behind me! Just sayin'

I sold my road bike for a touring bike.

I just grilled some NY Strips and drank a (dry) vodka martini while doing so.

I am not sorry.

I am the only black roadie I know.

Someone asked me the other day if I get tan lines.... Ignorance
http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=270881

I have never felt fat my entire life and did all sorts of sports. Now I feel like I am too large for this sport. It is not like I can lose the weight. I am a large person, even at a low fat percentage I am still heavy. I could probably look like a corpse and still fall into the clyde category (90-ish kg). Played American Football and Basketball for most of my life...

It bothers me that my physique was always useful in other sports, but feels out of place on a roadbike.\

There's a group of black cyclists here that work for Maxwell House.

Their team is called "team mocha."

i get tan lines to.the sun is not your friend
http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=270880

I have a week off form work and I keep putting off the 'big ride.'

I haven't ridden my bike in almost two months, and I feel great.

I haven't been in here in nearly two months, and I feel even better.

I still laugh at the frenzy and frothing at the mouth that ensues whenever Apple rolls out the newest iThing.

Busta has never ridden tubulars.

:cry: