Failed Triathletes...
#126
Pointy Helmet Tribe
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#128
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From: Los Angeles
Bikes: Custom Holland Ti road bike, Custom track bike I traded a painting for.
failed triathlete is an oxymoron
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Ode to the after work nap ( ride your bike instead)
Ode to the nap
The evil, evil nap
It lures
you succumb
But only with good intent
Shortly I will rise
But you do not.
Do not succumb
To the evil, evil nap
Ode to the after work nap ( ride your bike instead)
Ode to the nap
The evil, evil nap
It lures
you succumb
But only with good intent
Shortly I will rise
But you do not.
Do not succumb
To the evil, evil nap
#131
Dirt-riding heretic
Joined: Aug 2005
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From: Gig Harbor, WA
Bikes: Lynskey R230/Red, Blue Triad SL/Red, Cannondale Scalpel 3/X9
#132
Dirt-riding heretic
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From: Gig Harbor, WA
Bikes: Lynskey R230/Red, Blue Triad SL/Red, Cannondale Scalpel 3/X9
You clearly don't know many bike racers.
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"Unless he was racing there was no way he could match my speed."
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#133
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From: Tel Aviv, Israel
Bikes: 2009 Felt B2 Pro, 2009 Trek 1.2, '80s Hercules beater
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#136
Pointy Helmet Tribe
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From: Offthebackistan
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#137
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From: Los Angeles
Bikes: Custom Holland Ti road bike, Custom track bike I traded a painting for.
+1 I never understood the whole naggy wife syndrome since I ride bikes, but being in a relationship with someone who races constantly can get old sometimes. There's some serious training going on, which means coming home after a climbing century, eating and sleeping the day away on a Saturday but also TRAVELING. road races are always in the middle of nowhere and if it's a stage race, well then see you next week. Unless it's a 7 day stage race or something, well then see you in ten days. So ya, hardcore racers are pretty committed, but commitment is rad, that's how things should be done.
I'm guilty of poking fun at Triathletes because those aero bars and sleeveless jerseys...ugh. but really, even a subpar triathlete is a beast. they RUN, people. running? sheet, I only run from scary things. Also, they SWIM in cold ass water for decent distances. So honestly, yes, they may look dorky in their mankinis, sleeveless jerseys and clip on aero bars, but guess what? they can kick our collective asses.
Some people can talk all the sheet they want, but they're not as hard as the dude in the mankini HAH!
Some people can talk all the sheet they want, but they're not as hard as the dude in the mankini HAH!
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Ode to the after work nap ( ride your bike instead)
Ode to the nap
The evil, evil nap
It lures
you succumb
But only with good intent
Shortly I will rise
But you do not.
Do not succumb
To the evil, evil nap
Ode to the after work nap ( ride your bike instead)
Ode to the nap
The evil, evil nap
It lures
you succumb
But only with good intent
Shortly I will rise
But you do not.
Do not succumb
To the evil, evil nap
Last edited by Terror_in_pink; 06-28-11 at 10:29 AM.
#138
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From: Los Angeles
Bikes: Custom Holland Ti road bike, Custom track bike I traded a painting for.
#139
The Recycled Cycler
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Here is what I don't get about Tri athletes and cycling. Why do so many/all tri athletes use aero bars to train and also in races? Most of their training around here is on roads with lots of cars, winding twisty roads, uphill, downhill, downhills with curves. What the heck advantage do aero bars give them on such roads? They're not doing TT on an isolated fairly straight road. And the races 'round these parts on on those same hilly winding roads. Just the places you don't wanna use aero bars. Is it kinda requirement and clique thing. Tri athlete = aero bars even though the training and competition is on hilly road courses more suited to normal road racing set up?
#140
Here is what I don't get about Tri athletes and cycling. Why do so many/all tri athletes use aero bars to train and also in races? Most of their training around here is on roads with lots of cars, winding twisty roads, uphill, downhill, downhills with curves. What the heck advantage do aero bars give them on such roads? They're not doing TT on an isolated fairly straight road. And the races 'round these parts on on those same hilly winding roads. Just the places you don't wanna use aero bars. Is it kinda requirement and clique thing. Tri athlete = aero bars even though the training and competition is on hilly road courses more suited to normal road racing set up?
And I do know a few racers.....all not as uppity as the triathletes I know. I feel less judged with that group than a group of triathletes.
#141
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From: Tel Aviv, Israel
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It's always a smart thing to train in the position you'll be racing in. Staying low and comfortable for the entire hour an Olympic bike-leg takes is something that takes time getting used to. My mother, Iron-Woman and long-distance cyclist, regularly does her 35km commute on a TT bike - and she's been praised for her position on the bike compared to her competitors, male and female alike.
Whether or not you'll actually benefit from that position during a hilly race is another question, but I assume every up-hill has a down-hill...
Whether or not you'll actually benefit from that position during a hilly race is another question, but I assume every up-hill has a down-hill...
#142
Dirt-riding heretic
Joined: Aug 2005
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From: Gig Harbor, WA
Bikes: Lynskey R230/Red, Blue Triad SL/Red, Cannondale Scalpel 3/X9
It's always a smart thing to train in the position you'll be racing in. Staying low and comfortable for the entire hour an Olympic bike-leg takes is something that takes time getting used to. My mother, Iron-Woman and long-distance cyclist, regularly does her 35km commute on a TT bike - and she's been praised for her position on the bike compared to her competitors, male and female alike.
Whether or not you'll actually benefit from that position during a hilly race is another question, but I assume every up-hill has a down-hill...
Whether or not you'll actually benefit from that position during a hilly race is another question, but I assume every up-hill has a down-hill...
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"Unless he was racing there was no way he could match my speed."
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#143
The aerobars give me a relaxed position where the weigth isn't being put on my back and wrists but can be supported by my elbows.
If it wasn't for aerobars I wouldn't be able to ride more than about half an hour.
The combination of flatbar with comfy grips, long bended barends and a short gelpadded aerobar with foamy grips on the ends is about the most comfortable setup I ever had on any bike.
#144
Godfather of Soul
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From: Austin, TX
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Here is what I don't get about Tri athletes and cycling. Why do so many/all tri athletes use aero bars to train and also in races? Most of their training around here is on roads with lots of cars, winding twisty roads, uphill, downhill, downhills with curves. What the heck advantage do aero bars give them on such roads? They're not doing TT on an isolated fairly straight road. And the races 'round these parts on on those same hilly winding roads. Just the places you don't wanna use aero bars. Is it kinda requirement and clique thing. Tri athlete = aero bars even though the training and competition is on hilly road courses more suited to normal road racing set up?
#146
No man wearing an outfit like this is deserving of respect. You could be the fittest, toughest, bad ass athlete on the earth, but as soon as you throw on the sports bra and panties, you're a lame loser tri geek. This applies also for purposely shatting your chamois. Pooping your pants is not sport. Once you cross that line, you should never get laid again. That is all.
On a related note, don't buy used bibs.
On a related note, don't buy used bibs.
#147
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From: Haunchyville
No man wearing an outfit like this is deserving of respect. You could be the fittest, toughest, bad ass athlete on the earth, but as soon as you throw on the sports bra and panties, you're a lame loser tri geek. This applies also for purposely shatting your chamois. Pooping your pants is not sport. Once you cross that line, you should never get laid again. That is all.
On a related note, don't buy used bibs.
On a related note, don't buy used bibs.
#148
No man wearing an outfit like this is deserving of respect. You could be the fittest, toughest, bad ass athlete on the earth, but as soon as you throw on the sports bra and panties, you're a lame loser tri geek. This applies also for purposely shatting your chamois. Pooping your pants is not sport. Once you cross that line, you should never get laid again. That is all.
On a related note, don't buy used bibs.
On a related note, don't buy used bibs.
#149
No clue. I've never considered it.
This lady thought differently.
https://www.beginnertriathlete.com/di...150441&start=1
As did this guy.
This lady thought differently.
https://www.beginnertriathlete.com/di...150441&start=1
As did this guy.
#150
+1 Wife cant afford two bikes for her tri training. With all the $ spent on her custom fitting switching bars would be futile.









