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Old 11-02-11, 12:38 PM
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I shouldn't have even posted that these photos were taken in a race, because essentially that has nothing to do with it. This bike doesn't look like this from racing, it looks like this from riding.
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I tend to agree with the OP. Keep the drivetrain and brakes clean, make sure the cables are in good shape, nothing else much matters. There are a lot of people who seem more interested in posing than riding.
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Originally Posted by chasm54
I tend to agree with the OP. Keep the drivetrain and brakes clean, make sure the cables are in good shape, nothing else much matters. There are a lot of people who seem more interested in posing than riding.
I could agree with that, except that the drivetrain and brakes weren't clean. Heck, you couldn't change a tire on that bike without spending time getting rid of whatever creature it was unlucky enough to be splattered around the tire bead.
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That tire looks really questionable.
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the macro shots Nick took make the bike look pretty bad, but really - it's certainly not that bad at all. my bike looks like this routinely after a dry, dusty long ride. if you ride a lot, the bike just get's dirty. there's nothing wrong with this bike that a good wipedown wont cure. i dont see a big deal here at all.

the saddle, on the other hand, that just needs to be replaced, unless Steve is on his last dime, there's no reason not to pop for a new saddle every 25,000 miles or so.
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Bike gets ridden, bike gets dirty, bike keeps working. It's all good.

Reminds me of how my race bike used to look.
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Dirty bikes are terrible. They get you dirty, your house, car, etc.... It really isn't that hard to take a microfiber towel and wipe the thing down for 5 minutes.
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Originally Posted by fauxto nick
I shouldn't have even posted that these photos were taken in a race, because essentially that has nothing to do with it. This bike doesn't look like this from racing, it looks like this from riding.
I have to agree with this. I did the EC this year, and conditions were so nice that I doubt anyone's bike looked much different at the end then it did at the beginning. I would guess the pictures would have looked the same (or very similar) at the start line on day 1.

I like that statement above about keeping the drivetrain serviced and nothing else. Although I may not fit the "watch out for that guy" portion of that quote, it lines up with my level of upkeep and service nicely. My bike my be dirty, but it's drivetrain is well kept, clean, lubricated, shifting perfect and nothing is making any sounds that it's not supposed to. I spend too much time on the road, and am too exhausted when I get home to spend another 30 minutes each time giving my bike a bath. But under that grime, you'll find anti-seized threads, lubricated contact points, and overall a well cared for machine.

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Originally Posted by caloso
When I first started racing and going on the local hammerfests, a buddy of mine who has raced for many years said "Watch out for the guys whose bikes are filthy except for the drivetrain."

That's been good advice.
Definitely words to live by. Something's wrong with my bike as it's filthy everywhere.
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Originally Posted by AngryScientist
the macro shots Nick took make the bike look pretty bad, but really - it's certainly not that bad at all. my bike looks like this routinely after a dry, dusty long ride. if you ride a lot, the bike just get's dirty. there's nothing wrong with this bike that a good wipedown wont cure. i dont see a big deal here at all.
I'm with you on this. My bike regularly looks worse between cleanings.
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Old 11-02-11, 12:59 PM
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I like the part when he said everyone who cleans their bike once in a while is neurotic and a poser...

Did we just witness the birth of BF's slobocracy...?
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Originally Posted by punkncat
It seems to me that a small amount of cleaning would do wonders for the function and ease of service to that cycle. The scratches and all that, I get. Racing, and crashing, are tough on a bike. However, the inability for himself, or assuming he is on a team or professional, that some mechanic or helper would not wipe a rag and some 409 across that thing is pretty rediculous and lazy. How is that chain thick buildup of gunk inbetween cogs helping anything? How about that buildup on the brakes and upper rim surface?
I guess the next guy "lucky" enough to be honored with working on that bike should relish the half hour it's going to take wiping the dirt and gunk out of the way to get to the part in question.
I would say that the owner will be the next person to work on it. I am sure that he is on a team but he isn't pro. From what I recall he is pretty good at working on and maintaining his own bike.

In the original post you will see that these shots were taken after two days of racing. I would guess that the drivetrain, wheels, and brakes were much cleaner before the race.
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Anyway, it's nice that the owner can be the source of controversy without even being here. Just like old times...
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Originally Posted by Nachoman
That tire looks really questionable.
Looks like a new tire recently glued no?
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So, when is someone going to make a, "Post your grimy, well used bike" thread?
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This is cracking me up (what can I say, I'm in a hotel room in Madrid and the weather's crappy, I'm bored).

The owner says: "It was a brand new chain and cassette before the race, but the race is about 12 hours long and the Quarq's "Saturn" ring catches a lot of extra buildup. Also new brake pads and although I love those zero gravity brakes, they are a ***** to clean all those cnc'd holes and crevices."
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Originally Posted by KendallF
This is cracking me up (what can I say, I'm in a hotel room in Madrid and the weather's crappy, I'm bored).

The owner says: "It was a brand new chain and cassette before the race, but the race is about 12 hours long and the Quarq's "Saturn" ring catches a lot of extra buildup. Also new brake pads and although I love those zero gravity brakes, they are a ***** to clean all those cnc'd holes and crevices."
He txt'd me too today to tell me the chain was new and the cassette was cleaned before the race. So yes, that dirt is from a 12 hour ride, BUT it does go along with the keep what needs to be kept clean clean and ride your damn bike. I love the black and white mentality of this website though.
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Originally Posted by Seattle Forrest
Try putting some space between the photos so that one doesn't run right into the next...
Here's the HTML, please add the code per your liking and return it to me, I will upload it to my servers.

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Originally Posted by fauxto nick
I love the black and white mentality of this website though.
Hello pot?? It's the kettle here, and we need to talk.

YOU posted the flamebait-worthy thread title and a few other gems such as the bit where people who have immaculate bikes are posers who would rather polish their bikes than ride them.
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Originally Posted by rat fink
So, when is someone going to make a, "Post your grimy, well used bike" thread?
Of course, there are several of these threads over at C&V with many of those bikes being very drool worthy.
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Originally Posted by ColinL
Hello pot?? It's the kettle here, and we need to talk.

YOU posted the flamebait-worthy thread title and a few other gems such as the bit where people who have immaculate bikes are posers who would rather polish their bikes than ride them.
I said "people who have immaculate bikes are posers" where...? Did I insinuate people think too much and obsess over their rides, absolutely. Go up and down the threads in here and tell me a large chunk aren't obsessive and neurotic.
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Originally Posted by fauxto nick
I said "people who have immaculate bikes are posers" where...? Did I insinuate people think too much and obsess over their rides, absolutely. Go up and down the threads in here and tell me a large chunk aren't obsessive and neurotic.
Yup, kinda goes with the territory. So obsessed that we post incessantly about bikes and biking when we aren't riding them.
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Originally Posted by fauxto nick
He txt'd me too today to tell me the chain was new and the cassette was cleaned before the race. So yes, that dirt is from a 12 hour ride, BUT it does go along with the keep what needs to be kept clean clean and ride your damn bike. I love the black and white mentality of this website though.
No excuses. If your chain gets dirty mid-race, you should get off and clean it. You DO carry a chain cleaner and solvent in your jersey pocket RIGHT?
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Originally Posted by fauxto nick
Here are some photos I shot of a bike belonging to a very strong local racer. This is his bike after a two day bike race. It's the only road bike he owns and he has put what I would assume is nearing 50,000 miles on it.

So next time you're concerned about scratching your frame or concerned you're bike's too worn to go on, these are great photos to look at.

https://www.nickbrandeau.com/blog_images/s_bike/
^nice pics, but I don't think neurotic is the correct description of riders who would hate this bike like that.

Maybe if someone was anal or obsessive compulsive to cleanliness (which do describe a large demographic of bikeforums).

If anything - this is the bike of a neurotic rider. The bike is a top tier bike with top tier weight weenie components as even down to the cables and stem cap. someone who either doesn't care at all about the dirty state of the bike and rides obsessively, or someone who purposely keeps the bike in that condition because of underlying neuroses.
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