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RUOkie 03-19-13 03:47 PM

Dear Addiction Suckers,

I am on Vacation.

While I will likely check in on you all when doing uninteresting things like sitting in the airport, I will be gone for the next 11 days. In the meantime remember this
1) PCAD, you can bite me.
2) Whooshie, you are still a dumb oaf, and no cute dogs or gorgeous bike will change that.
3) VeloVol, enjoy the effin NIT. You will still lose to Kentucky
4) Jones, WhyFi--Hold down the fort for the Stooges
5) Humbug--get laid for gosh sake.

Curly

LAJ 03-19-13 03:56 PM

Have fun RUOkie!

LesterOfPuppets 03-19-13 04:05 PM

Bon Voyage RuRu.

And for Jonesy, Here's a Schwinn I'm about to ride:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8229/8...48be9822_b.jpg
2013-03-19_14-21-23_921 by Wheel Deals Vancouver, WA, on Flickr

BillyD 03-19-13 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15407048)
Dear Addiction Suckers,

Didn't you say you were going to Vegas? How much money did you take with you? Don't YOU be the sucker. lol

WHOOOSSHHH... 03-19-13 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15407048)
Dear Addiction Suckers,

I am on Vacation.

While I will likely check in on you all when doing uninteresting things like sitting in the airport, I will be gone for the next 11 days. In the meantime remember this
1) PCAD, you can bite me.
2) Whooshie, you are still a dumb oaf, and no cute dogs or gorgeous bike will change that.
3) VeloVol, enjoy the effin NIT. You will still lose to Kentucky
4) Jones, WhyFi--Hold down the fort for the Stooges
5) Humbug--get laid for gosh sake.

Curly

I don't like being second to that moron Pcad! Rock the strip clubs Curly!

datlas 03-19-13 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15407048)
Dear Addiction Suckers,

I am on Vacation.

While I will likely check in on you all when doing uninteresting things like sitting in the airport, I will be gone for the next 11 days. In the meantime remember this
1) PCAD, you can bite me.
2) Whooshie, you are still a dumb oaf, and no cute dogs or gorgeous bike will change that.
3) VeloVol, enjoy the effin NIT. You will still lose to Kentucky
4) Jones, WhyFi--Hold down the fort for the Stooges
5) Humbug--get laid for gosh sake.

Curly

Have a good trip!

Velo Vol 03-19-13 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15407048)
3) VeloVol, enjoy the effin NIT. You will still lose to Kentucky

If that happens at least we'll have made it to New York.

P.S. We beat them by 30 points the last meeting.

BillyD 03-19-13 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 15407254)
P.S. We beat them by 30 points the last meeting.

When was that, 1956?

ls01 03-19-13 04:44 PM


Originally Posted by LesterOfPuppets (Post 15405965)
OK I get the no ride if raining types, but a group ride with a 40 degree temperature cut-off????

too hot?

ls01 03-19-13 04:47 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 15406384)
Anyone who rides over 111 miles in a day needs to be institutionalized, unless they are getting paid to race that distance, and even then it's marginal.

well thank you.

ls01 03-19-13 04:48 PM


Originally Posted by truckstop (Post 15406391)
anyone else seeing the blues guitar ad with some guy that almost looks like pcad?

nice shades.

Add block is full of win.

Velo Vol 03-19-13 04:52 PM


Originally Posted by BillyD (Post 15407279)
When was that, 1956?

February 16, 2013


PrinceofParamus 03-19-13 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 15405020)
The guitar solo potential of that White Noise song I wrote is cool. I was noodling over that last night, have to re-record it with some instrumental breaks to work out the guitar parts. Great melody, the guitar solos over it sounded so good, almost better as a pure instrumental progression.

Why do you insist on recording in your basement half bath?
Jesus, Mary and Joseph try to find a better place to record this yodeling so some of us can listen to the whole thing.

WhyFi 03-19-13 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15407048)
Dear Addiction Suckers,

I am on Vacation.

While I will likely check in on you all when doing uninteresting things like sitting in the airport, I will be gone for the next 11 days. In the meantime remember this
1) PCAD, you can bite me.
2) Whooshie, you are still a dumb oaf, and no cute dogs or gorgeous bike will change that.
3) VeloVol, enjoy the effin NIT. You will still lose to Kentucky
4) Jones, WhyFi--Hold down the fort for the Stooges
5) Humbug--get laid for gosh sake.

Curly

I hope you have fun. I also hope you get fat(ter), bastid.

WhyFi 03-19-13 05:19 PM

For those that appreciate vinyl -

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma...qjq0o1_400.jpg

BillyD 03-19-13 05:34 PM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 15407339)

Impressive. They rocked them.

truckstop 03-19-13 05:35 PM


Originally Posted by WhyFi (Post 15407436)

i never really understood how that worked. cool.

have fun in vegas ru!

PrinceofParamus 03-19-13 05:52 PM


Originally Posted by Bah Humbug (Post 15384122)
Moving in > sharing expenses > more money for bikes. Makes sense to me.

Where the **** do you live? If you are looking for a good woman and a good family you need to get back to the center of civilization (the Tristate)

Your wife should be 10 years younger than you, have a good education, a fat ***, big **** and a good family with good values to help her take care of all of your kids while you are out working.
Next you need a couple girls friends to take care of all of the needs you might have that the woman who kisses your children good night doesn't take care of.
My wife is Russian. My girlfriends are Puerto Rican. I get some afternoon entertainment from the soccer moms in a local borough on my bike route in the summer.

Take good care of the kids. No matter who their mommy is. The best you can hope for when you checkout is a whole bunch of people crying their eyes out at your death bed when you finally slip away and meet your maker. The funeral should be a big party.

rjones28 03-19-13 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by BillyD (Post 15405789)
Me either.

I got it.

rjones28 03-19-13 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by RT (Post 15406740)
Is it just me, or do Delta Dawn and Fat Bottomed Girls sound musically similar in parts? Sing it to yourself, you'll see.

Helen Reddy got there first. Or was it Tanya Tucker?

I'd rather not.

rjones28 03-19-13 06:05 PM

Nice.


Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15406769)
My favorite Tammy Wynette song.



WHOOOSSHHH... 03-19-13 06:05 PM


Originally Posted by PrinceofParamus (Post 15407364)
Why do you insist on recording in your basement half bath?
Jesus, Mary and Joseph try to find a better place to record this yodeling so some of us can listen to the whole thing.

This nutcase is hysterical !!!:roflmao2:

rjones28 03-19-13 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by truckstop (Post 15406816)
i know, we have one of those hanging on the wall... and the big dummy wants to do it (the whole thing) again someday.

lunatic.

i keep telling him, only if he does something like, IM New Zealand or the Canary Islands. if i have to put up with the training and all that again, i want a good payoff at the end.

Sounds reasonable.

WHOOOSSHHH... 03-19-13 06:07 PM


Originally Posted by PrinceofParamus (Post 15407574)
Where the **** do you live? If you are looking for a good woman and a good family you need to get back to the center of civilization (the Tristate)

Your wife should be 10 years younger than you, have a good education, a fat ***, big **** and a good family with good values to help her take care of all of your kids while you are out working.
Next you need a couple girls friends to take care of all of the needs you might have that the woman who kisses your children good night doesn't take care of.
My wife is Russian. My girlfriends are Puerto Rican. I get some afternoon entertainment from the soccer moms in a local borough on my bike route in the summer.

Take good care of the kids. No matter who their mommy is. The best you can hope for when you checkout is a whole bunch of people crying their eyes out at your death bed when you finally slip away and meet your maker. The funeral should be a big party.

Words to live by.... Now straighten out velo vol... Good luck!

rjones28 03-19-13 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15407048)
Dear Addiction Suckers,

I am on Vacation.

While I will likely check in on you all when doing uninteresting things like sitting in the airport, I will be gone for the next 11 days. In the meantime remember this
1) PCAD, you can bite me.
2) Whooshie, you are still a dumb oaf, and no cute dogs or gorgeous bike will change that.
3) VeloVol, enjoy the effin NIT. You will still lose to Kentucky
4) Jones, WhyFi--Hold down the fort for the Stooges
5) Humbug--get laid for gosh sake.

Curly

Have fun.

- Moe.


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