....we could tell you I s'pose???......but why don't you start reading at the start...hmm 1250 odd posts, shouldn't take to long...then get back to us if you have any questions,

Hitchy

^^

this is pretty much it.

Hmm.....might spend today coming up with a witty but subtle sig. I spend the remaining 30 minutes of each day I'm not on bikeforums.com at a bodybuilding forum.....some of those guys sigs are a total crack up.

Left bicep 15" (cold) 17" (pumped)
right bicep 15.5" (cold) 17.2" (pumped)
chest 52"
neck 18"
left thigh 25" (cold) 28" (pumped)
and so then fark on and on and on and on.......

Fellas....have a read of this.


http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colum...ray&id=1899682

......LMFAO!!!...but personally i'm that 'over' Lance....I remember when he used to be a bike racer...now thats old!

Hitchy - vegemite jar is nearly empty

indeed.....His Lanceness has become bigger than the sport itself.

Hitch, start a thread "I'm sooooo over bloody Lance!" as flamebait and see what happens!!!!

lol....

d'ya dare me?......the seppo's love him so much even the mods will flame me!

hitchy - a cat named 'diddle' (not by me)

C'mon ed, stop daring Hitchy and do it yourself...

...yeah Ed...you're just trying to get me into trouble, then sit back & laugh...ya big bully!

Hitchy - 37 knives, 18 forks & 16 spoons....(but who's counting)

...I see the peckerheads have managed to 'bump' the 'pawn' thread again...so today I can only talk to you guys rather than contribute to the whole forum!....their loss. :D

Hitchy- very dirty Subaru

lol.....watch out for a thread posted by "Son of Ed", post count: 1.

How do you see that without open ther fron page.

I "organized" to get the thread knocked on to page 2, but some Gringos have kept it alive.

should be deleted. There's nothing useful on there.

One of the first things I did was disable the signatures on the edit options. I couldn't stand that all that Yank wank

Hmm.....did not know you could do that! Cool....

When I first got onto this forum, I never new what a triple chainring was (never heard of them being on road bike), so I didn't know the Septics were on about, and it was also the first I'd heard Armstrong continually being referred to as "Lance"!?!? I mean, it's not as if he's Arnie.

What about all the threads with "biking" instead of "cycling"???


drives me farken nuts. "Bike" is a noun, not a verb.

YEAH!!! :mad: :D

Hobart Dave just sent me this alternate link for Cycling Forums, but I don't think it'll work because it just "bounces" straight to the normal address

http://69.93.206.106/

...I went in & saw it....& got out immediately to be on the safe side.....I'm not really sure what the 'rule' is that this 'web marshal' operates on....the word 'pawn' I think is OKbut when some peckerhead writes "XXX pawn" , which is what he had, it's gunna push even the most generous firewall over the top!...so how do I turn off these stupid sig's...canya turn off the stupid pictures as well?....if so where?

Hitchy - soon not to be viewing w!nky sigs & pics!

...doesn't get me in dave!!!......but i like you guys better anyway...(although I miss stirring up that 'Boudreaux' dude....Hooey!)

Hitchy - still looking at sigs until 531 gets his arse into gear!

I hope you haven't just fire-walled yourself by puting all those "Xs" on your post :)


Just click on "User Control Panel" in the top right corner, then click on "Edit Options" on the left, and alter all the stuff you want. I think they call those stupid pictures "avatars".

I hope you figured out how to change your time zone when you first signed on.;)

Those signatures piss me off because they seem to blend in with the posts.....and they are a big TOSS:

"if you believe you can...YOU CAN, because God believes you can" :roflmao:

Actually, Boudreaux has gone missing, as has his alter ego on this forum ;)

531, you're a genius!!!!! Go the god-botherer sig!

Lads.....


http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...571#post668571

Sorry hitchy.

Have you tried http://cyclingforums.com/ (without the www)?
Probably wont work either, if the firewall is any good, but worth a try.

Cheers,
Dave