Got Burned at The Pool

Slackerprince · 2014-09-02 20:59:16

Totally ruined my cycling tan. :mad: S

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09-02-14 | 02:59 PM

Slackerprince

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Got Burned at The Pool

Totally ruined my cycling tan.

09-02-14 | 03:12 PM

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Shameful.

09-02-14 | 04:33 PM

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Move to Finland for 5 years, return and start again.

09-02-14 | 05:03 PM

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Cover area with zinc oxide until tan disappears. Now do 30 repeats over the Clearwater bridge and don't let this happen again.

09-02-14 | 08:46 PM

Slackerprince

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Such a rookie move.
Looking into chemical/spray rectifiers. I don't even care if it's toxic.

S

09-02-14 | 09:44 PM

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ooooo tan line competition!!!!

get the stuff you apply by hand...nothing like rubbing one out!

09-02-14 | 10:01 PM

Slackerprince

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ooooo tan line competition!!!!

get the stuff you apply by hand...nothing like rubbing one out!

So, it looks good AND feels good. Hmmm...

S

09-03-14 | 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Slackerprince

Totally ruined my cycling tan.

So your head, neck, arms and legs are brown with lines, and the rest is red?

09-03-14 | 11:45 AM

Slackerprince

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So your head, neck, arms and legs are brown with lines, and the rest is red?

The burn blended the pasty white into the brown.

S

09-03-14 | 12:33 PM

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The burn blended the pasty white into the brown.

S

So now you look like a runner?

09-03-14 | 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Slackerprince

The burn blended the pasty white into the brown.

S

Congratulations. You have taken one tiny step away from "I ride bikes and don't care about girls".

Albeit not on purpose, it is a step in the right direction.

09-03-14 | 01:57 PM

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Congratulations. You have taken one tiny step away from "I ride bikes and don't care about girls".

Albeit not on purpose, it is a step in the right direction.

I'm married, so I just have N+1 to consider.
I've been invisible to "girls" for a while now, but maybe if I get my tan right...

S