View Poll Results: Do you wear underwear under your bike shorts?
No way!
52
28.11%
Never!
48
25.95%
I never wear underwear!
33
17.84%
Commando here!
49
26.49%
I am DnvrFox
3
1.62%
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Underwear Poll
01-13-04 | 12:53 PM
#1
Underwear Poll
Do you wear underwear under your bike shorts?
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01-13-04 | 04:04 PM
#3
Originally Posted by William Karsten
Get a life crotch gaurd.
Underwear Nazi
With apologies to William Blake
Crotch guard. Hmm. That's a good one.
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01-13-04 | 05:18 PM
#4
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Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
Do you wear underwear under your bike shorts?
Do it, and thank me later.
01-13-04 | 06:01 PM
#5
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Originally Posted by bac
I never wear underwear in any situation- never, ever, never, EVER! Free-ballin' is absolutely the only way to go. You will never understand the liberation unless you give it a try. If you try it, you will like it. I repeat - IF YOU TRY IT, YOU WILL LIKE IT! What are you scared of, undie-peeps??? What are you scared of?
Do it, and thank me later.
Do it, and thank me later.
The boys thank you and I thank you.
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01-13-04 | 06:06 PM
#6
Traffic shark
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 4,612
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From: California
Bikes: 2 fixies, 1 road, 29er in the works.
Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
This is my life, fixie-boy! I shall not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword rest in my hand
But, you know, if you're not wearing underwear, something's gotta hold your sword.....
01-13-04 | 07:07 PM
#7
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Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 580
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From: NYC, NY
Bikes: 2004 Rivendell Atlantis, 2004 Thorn eXp, 2004 Bob Brown Cycles Custom
"But, you know, if you're not wearing underwear, something's gotta hold your sword....."
Unless your sword is getting sharpened on your zipper.
Unless your sword is getting sharpened on your zipper.
01-13-04 | 08:42 PM
#8
Keeping the world safe from chafing and skid marks!
(Say, if you don't believe in underwear, why does your avatar wear it?)
(Say, if you don't believe in underwear, why does your avatar wear it?)
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01-13-04 | 09:05 PM
#9
cxmagazine dot com
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 8,269
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From: WI
Bikes: Titus road, Fort CX
Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
This is my life, fixie-boy!
Okay-
To be so focused on such a disposable item and dedicate the amount of time you do to eradicating this cottony demonwrap makes me wonder if I might have chosen the wrong profession. I should be an anti-underwear forum troller. I need to champion this cause too, but I am committed to other forum needs elsewhere. When the task at hand is finished, I will be right by your side, forever shirking society's ever-oppressive underwear addiction: watch out Fruit of the Loom, Disco's dead....you're next. Yes, I killed off disco. And I am currently working on Blink182 and Green Day. Corporate "punk" has no place in this life or any other. Just like underwear. And this forum. And WK. And me. Wait...the last three things are cool. Except when you call someone "fixie-boy." We prefer "one-geared Nancy"...now gimme a tea, ya bastid.
In the mean time...just for you, Underwear Nazi: https://www.cafeshops.com/derailleurssuck.9349842
Ready Steady Go~
Last edited by pitboss; 01-13-04 at 09:14 PM.
01-13-04 | 09:08 PM
#10
Center of the Universe
Joined: Jul 2002
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From: Everett, WA
Bikes: Bianchi San Remo, Norvara Intrepid MTB , Softride Solo 700
Mr Nazi I just want you to know that you are me and my boys hero
Let them be free!
They will love you for it
Let them be free!
They will love you for it
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01-13-04 | 09:37 PM
#11
Project 1 , 8000 & T100
Joined: May 2003
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From: Wisconsin
Bikes: Trek Project 1, Trek T100, Trek 8000
And to think some people pay to see threads like this.
It's fun to wear no underware!
It's fun to wear no underware!
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Oh to be just a little bit faster....
Oh to be just a little bit faster....
01-13-04 | 09:49 PM
#12
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Underwear Nazi, I need your advice! I'm kind of squeamish about going totally without underwear because....well....I just feel nekkid without something between me and my outerwear but I hate panty lines. What are your thoughts on a thong? Is this a good compromise?
Signed,
Hates lines on my ass
p.s.
nothing comes between me and my bike shorts...ever!
Signed,
Hates lines on my ass
p.s.
nothing comes between me and my bike shorts...ever!
01-13-04 | 09:58 PM
#13
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Originally Posted by rockymtn_girl
Underwear Nazi, I need your advice! I'm kind of squeamish about going totally without underwear because....well....I just feel nekkid without something between me and my outerwear but I hate panty lines. What are your thoughts on a thong? Is this a good compromise?
Signed,
Hates lines on my ass!
Signed,
Hates lines on my ass!
Dear Hates lines on my ass
Please do not think of wearing that skimpy little thong under your bike shorts. One of the funniest sites I have experienced was following a rider wearing one on the Tour de Fat a couple of years ago. You could still see it and it wasn't pleasant. This is coming from someone who enjoys drafting a finely crafted female rear end (or should I say ogling)
Signed: Free and proud of it!
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01-13-04 | 10:02 PM
#14
Project 1 , 8000 & T100
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I have to agree, I was following a female rider last year and the sun was at our backs; I could count the stiches in her blue underwear through her black shorts. 
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01-13-04 | 10:04 PM
#15
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Originally Posted by ngateguy
Okay I'm not the underwear nazi but I got to answer this ones
Dear Hates lines on my ass
Please do not think of wearing that skimpy little thong under your bike shorts. One of the funniest sites I have experienced was following a rider wearing one on the Tour de Fat a couple of years ago. You could still see it and it wasn't pleasant. This is coming from someone who enjoys drafting a finely crafted female rear end (or should I say ogling)
Signed: Free and proud of it!
Dear Hates lines on my ass
Please do not think of wearing that skimpy little thong under your bike shorts. One of the funniest sites I have experienced was following a rider wearing one on the Tour de Fat a couple of years ago. You could still see it and it wasn't pleasant. This is coming from someone who enjoys drafting a finely crafted female rear end (or should I say ogling)
Signed: Free and proud of it!
I understand about the not wearing underwear under bike shorts. That I never do but my confusion comes from everyday apparel...business suits, jeans, shorts...well you get the idea.
Bike shorts are different because you already feel like you're wearing a diaper so who wants to add to that with underwear?
Can anyone offer me advice on my dilemma?
Hates lines on my ass
01-13-04 | 11:11 PM
#17
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Joined: Oct 1999
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From: Utah.
Originally Posted by bac
I never wear underwear in any situation- never, ever, never, EVER! Free-ballin' is absolutely the only way to go. You will never understand the liberation unless you give it a try. If you try it, you will like it. I repeat - IF YOU TRY IT, YOU WILL LIKE IT! What are you scared of, undie-peeps??? What are you scared of?
Do it, and thank me later.
Do it, and thank me later.
01-13-04 | 11:34 PM
#18
Originally Posted by Joe Gardner
I agree, undie-free for the last 3 months.
Now, gimme a smooch!
(By the way, I voted that I never wear underwear. But then, I ride nekkid!)
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01-14-04 | 12:16 PM
#19
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From: Pennsylvania
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Originally Posted by RonH
Never did have underwear under my bike shorts, and since last summer nothing under my jeans or whatever I'm wearing when I'm off the bike.
The boys thank you and I thank you.
The boys thank you and I thank you.
01-14-04 | 05:45 PM
#23
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