how about we have a monkey zone? that will keep the size down. monkeys are okay but guys are guys and they'll let them get messy and smelly and dirty and ... we need a monkey zone.

i also want a constant supply of avocados and non-stringy mangos. and basil. and the greenbag tortilla chips from chicago. and i think i'll just take the bells brewery with me.

the guy:girl ratio works in my favor in a ridiculous way so i'm totally into this idea.. thanks, salome!

sign me up for boys in their underwear! on bikes! sign me up for a monkey, too!
**** detroit. we should all ship off to dubai to live on the palms:

Are those tortilla chips named Los Rancheros or something similar to that? If so, I love those chips! I was in Chicago about a month ago and smuggled back two bags of those chips and I am now sad that they are all gone.

Better bring the whole tortilla chip factory to the island just to be on safe side.

Late Camper, actually. I've had the extreme privilege of seeing both Camper, Cracker, and a two-man (Dave & John) semi-acoustic set. F'in awesome.

The chips are El Ranchero, I was digging those last night with some "La Mexicana" fresh salsa. Excellent combo. Yes, there must be an infinite supply of those.

Hey, what's the power source on this island? Can it be solar cells?

I want a Super Stretch Rickshaw that seats four comfortably in the back and has a twelve monkey tandem in the front to pull me and my posse around town.
I’ll have a pimp cane with a brass monkey on the top and the wine compartment of the rickshaw will always be stocked with Papio.

https://www.papiowines.com/aboutus.asp

Enjoy

**** the palms, let's all live on those "world islands" instead.
Think I'll pick Tahiti...then I'll be living in a tropical paradise!

Yay for monkeys! I won't let mine get smelly and dirty, I'll make sure to bathe the monkey at least twice a week.

As for mangos, the best mangos I've ever had, and I mean like 10 times better than any other mango, were in Pakistan about five years ago. Next runner up would be the mangos in Thailand.

Ah, the good life... a nice clean monkey and a set of big tasty mangos.

Enjoy

Awesome! "Monkey Zone" is my favorite kenny loggins song!

i was at a gay bar the other night and the drag queen told my friend that he looked like kenny loggins.

he eventually put a buck in her cleavage.

Man, I'd consider those fighting words.

Also, I'm still hoping for the eddie money/kenny loggins/huey lewis death match. No matter who wins, we all win.

I think the REAL match there is between Huey and Kenny. Huey Lewis is packin' the Power of Love, it's a powerful thing, but Kenny Loggins is Nobody's Fool and you KNOW he's going to want to take it right into the Danger Zone. All Eddie Money wants is Peace in Our Time.

Besides Eddie Money wouldn't even be there, he'd be on his was to Paradise.

C'mon yo. You need Yanni and Kenny G in that fight. I'd pay for that *****.

That's a different thing entirely. I'm talking about a straight up 'coked-up frat-rockers of the 80s' battle, not the hard-edged sounds on yanni or kenny g. Besides, you forgot poor michael bolton.

It might be a while.

I have a green time machine and I went to November and you guys were still here posting. There was no mention of eutopia and monkeys.

See, that's what you get for using a green time machine. You went to the wrong future. You need a blue time machine....

Like this one:

Can I bring a derailleur?

also no one is going to get stabbed to death in front of one of my friends. thereby making my friend bummed and making me bummed because unwarranted death sucks.

i need to get more serious about this filthy rich thing. maybe it will save the world.

I saw that on the other thread, I'm very sorry to hear it. Maybe we could all help you plan something special for your friend through the magic of cyberspace?

i'm taking him out for dim sum on sunday morning. (note: dim sum also in paradise)

he's a messenger and his bike was sitting around by the scene and now all these people are asking him if he was the one stabbed. poor guy, just got doored the other day too by some ass exiting a cab on the left.

when i'm filthy rich i'm gonna have a shower that sprays k-y warming liquid instead of water.

now that's an interesting thought....