when i'm filthy rich ...
05-19-05 | 06:32 PM
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I'll totally bring my tall bike and joust the hell out of you guys. Until some champion finally brings me down, in which case a maiden will have to recussitate me and feed me pie and beer as I recuperate. Then more jousting.
Monkey butlers would be nice as well, and we could teach them to change tires.
Lets get started on this. I've probably got 12 or 13 dollars in my wallet, how much do islands cost?
peace,
sam
Monkey butlers would be nice as well, and we could teach them to change tires.
Lets get started on this. I've probably got 12 or 13 dollars in my wallet, how much do islands cost?
peace,
sam
05-19-05 | 07:04 PM
#29
the dog ate my earbuds
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can we bring quaaludes back too?
05-19-05 | 07:57 PM
#30
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BostonFixed, in the last half-dozen posts that I've seen of yours, you've managed to use the "h" word. At least we can count on you....i guess...? {blegh -- we need a vomit smiley}
05-19-05 | 08:02 PM
#32
the dog ate my earbuds
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From: Jersey Shore
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Originally Posted by jim-bob
Is 714 your favorite number, young lady?
05-19-05 | 09:23 PM
#35
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Originally Posted by BostonFixed
This is post #29, and I'm surprised that no one has mentioned pie or hipsters yet!
peace,
sam
05-19-05 | 09:24 PM
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Hey
I just want to carry around a sawed-off baseball bat so I can smack all them friggin monkeys around...pray for mojo
and I would joust anything that moves! Except monkeys...see above for my solution to monkeys.
I just want to carry around a sawed-off baseball bat so I can smack all them friggin monkeys around...pray for mojo
and I would joust anything that moves! Except monkeys...see above for my solution to monkeys.
05-19-05 | 09:30 PM
#37
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The only reason you won't joust the monkeys is because you are afraid of them. Instead of bikes, the monkeys will ride Emus, and will joust with long pieces of pointy bamboo. Fear them! Fear the monkeys!!!
peace,
sam
peace,
sam
05-19-05 | 09:33 PM
#38
hateful little monkey
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From: oakland, ca
Originally Posted by [165]
Hey
I just want to carry around a sawed-off baseball bat so I can smack all them friggin monkeys around...pray for mojo
and I would joust anything that moves! Except monkeys...see above for my solution to monkeys.
I just want to carry around a sawed-off baseball bat so I can smack all them friggin monkeys around...pray for mojo
and I would joust anything that moves! Except monkeys...see above for my solution to monkeys.
You have been warned.
05-19-05 | 09:34 PM
#39
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Salome didn't say it, but I assumed her community prohibits cars and all but human-powered vehicles.
I'd love to live someplace with year-round riding weather (I ride regardless of the weather) and no cars.
Just bikes, and trikes, and quadracycles.
Maybe if we all just move to someplace no one else wants, and elect Salome mayor...
I'd love to live someplace with year-round riding weather (I ride regardless of the weather) and no cars.
Just bikes, and trikes, and quadracycles.
Maybe if we all just move to someplace no one else wants, and elect Salome mayor...
05-19-05 | 09:58 PM
#40
no one wants an alien
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said island should also have (in addition to temperate climate, monkey servants, jousting tournaments, etc) a hilly section, and a flat section. for those days when you're feeling it, and the days you really ain't.
oh yeah, also: a gorilla, to keep all the monkeys in line. we pay him well.
can we make this whole thing happen? please please please please
somebody be stoopid bill gates rich $$$$$$$$ and do this.
oh yeah, also: a gorilla, to keep all the monkeys in line. we pay him well.
can we make this whole thing happen? please please please please
somebody be stoopid bill gates rich $$$$$$$$ and do this.
05-19-05 | 10:01 PM
#41
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Originally Posted by BostonFixed
This is post #29, and I'm surprised that no one has mentioned pie or hipsters yet!
05-19-05 | 10:09 PM
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From: Victoria B.C.
05-20-05 | 07:22 AM
#45
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Originally Posted by [165]
Hey
I just want to carry around a sawed-off baseball bat so I can smack all them friggin monkeys around...pray for mojo
I just want to carry around a sawed-off baseball bat so I can smack all them friggin monkeys around...pray for mojo
Thanks 165, my first ink and you friggin spoiled it.
05-20-05 | 07:32 AM
#47
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Originally Posted by bostontrevor
"When I win the lottery, gonna buy all the girls on my block a color TV and a bottle of french perfume."
I heart cracker!
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05-20-05 | 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by icithecat
Yes!
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05-20-05 | 07:34 AM
#49
yea
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Originally Posted by FixednotBroken
can we have the monkeys clean our bikes? and jetpacks? run errands?
Originally Posted by Shiznaz
I'm leaving if theres any of those freaky beasts from your avatar
lmao god damn that is funny. sp if ur filthy rich can u buy us all those UBER nice look track bikes?
Look 496
with full campy and mavric components.
i also want a monkey
05-20-05 | 07:44 AM
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Monkeys are gross and we may need a monkey free-zone. Unless of course salome is into them...then ikt'd be up to her.
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