Go Back  Bike Forums > Bike Forums > Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
Reload this Page >

Nailing a bike thief

Search
Notices
Singlespeed & Fixed Gear "I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? We are getting soft...As for me, give me a fixed gear!"-- Henri Desgrange (31 January 1865 - 16 August 1940)

Nailing a bike thief

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 07-05-05 | 02:25 AM
  #1  
freddiesan's Avatar
Thread Starter
Senior Member
 
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 287
Likes: 0
From: Stockholm, Sweden

Bikes: Bridgestone track bike

Anyone heard of this trick to nail a bike thief before;

Put an unlocked fixed bike without brakes on the top of a hill somewhere in a downtown area. Wait for someone to steal it and watch what happens. The most natural and quickest way for the bike thief is of course to go down the hill.

This happened in Stockholm I remember hearing of many years ago. It was an idea a fellow bikemessenger had. But I never actually heard what happened with the thief.

Have any of you heard of a similar thing? Do you know what happened to the bike thief? Do you think the owner ever could get charged for causing injury or even the death of the thief?

Last edited by freddiesan; 07-05-05 at 02:34 AM.
freddiesan is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 02:32 AM
  #2  
Shiznaz's Avatar
Gone, but not forgotten
 
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 4,508
Likes: 1
From: Toronto

Bikes: spicer fixie, Haro BMX, cyclops track, Soma Double Cross, KHS Flite 100

why tempt fate? seems like nothing good could come of this
__________________
I'm biking across North America on the Internet!
https://thedoublecross.blogspot.com/
Shiznaz is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 07:03 AM
  #3  
HereNT's Avatar
無くなった
20 Anniversary
 
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 5,072
Likes: 0
From: Sci-Fi Wasabi

Bikes: I built the Bianchi track bike back up today.

Sounds like a good way to ruin a perfectly good bike.

I'd think it would work better if you put a brakeless freewheel at the top of the hill...
HereNT is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 07:05 AM
  #4  
peripatetic's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 2,124
Likes: 2
From: NYC

Bikes: All 70s and 80s, only steel.

Originally Posted by freddiesan
Do you think the owner ever could get charged for causing injury or even the death of the thief?


In the States, yes. In Stockholm, don't know. Here in the US, it could qualify as willful intent to cause harm, provided the prosecutor were good and there were decent evidence.

peripatetic is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 07:05 AM
  #5  
cavernmech's Avatar
Jonnys ilegitimate Father
 
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 2,994
Likes: 0
From: toronto

Bikes: too many too list

While someone might have actually done this I think you can chalk up this one up to messenger legend. Tell you what...loan me yer bike and we can try it out.
cavernmech is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 07:20 AM
  #6  
LF for the accentdeprived
 
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 3,549
Likes: 0
From: Budapest, Hungary
Well, nobody forced him to try to ride it...;-).
BTW, this has happened with a Hungarian messenger. He didn't lock the bike up while he handed in a package, and he saw from the glass-walled hall that a guy sat on his bike and sprinted away. He just chuckled and walked to the streetcorner to recover the bike. Sure enough, there it was.
LóFarkas is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 07:44 AM
  #7  
misterherman's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 126
Likes: 1
From: Houston
I'm sure most bike thieves (if theyve been doing it for any amount of time) know what a fixed gear is by now...
misterherman is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 08:09 AM
  #8  
protaghiro's Avatar
Member
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 47
Likes: 0
From: seattle
but what if you put a crappy mountain bike up there with clipped cables? chances are you would bag pathetic old bum, not a young buck bike thief.
protaghiro is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 09:04 AM
  #9  
Slodo's Avatar
Seen your member!
 
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 163
Likes: 0
From: (bike thief city) Chicago

Bikes: A black one

I don't think you'd ever actually get a good court case out of it. I am in law school, and I know that it would be virtually impossible to prove that you did this on purpose. Even the most rookie trial attorney would say something like that you just left your bike there for a minute while getting smokes or stopping to visit a friend. That the thief jumped on it and killed himself on your property was his own fault. That said, I think its a great way to kill bike thieves like flies!
Slodo is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 10:09 AM
  #10  
ostro's Avatar
hang up your boots
 
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,574
Likes: 0
From: San Francisco

Bikes: 84 Pinarello, Trek Liquid 30, Torker CX 24, Gromada Track

Originally Posted by Slodo
... left your bike there for a minute while getting smokes...
This cracks me up! I still dont understand how people can ride a bike and smoke.
__________________
SF Radar 7 day Forecast
ostro is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 10:13 AM
  #11  
jim-bob's Avatar
hateful little monkey
20 Anniversary
 
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 5,274
Likes: 0
From: oakland, ca
Originally Posted by ostro
This cracks me up! I still dont understand how people can ride a bike and smoke.
Isn't that why everyone's so into one-handed and no-handed tricks?
jim-bob is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 10:23 AM
  #12  
skitbraviking's Avatar
the way we get by
20 Anniversary
 
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 2,719
Likes: 0
From: Wherever the f**k I feel it

Bikes: Cinelli Supercorsa / Surly Karate Monkey

Sounds like something best left to those Jackass guys. But it would be funny to catch on tape.

Good to hear there's some fixie rideres in Stockholm. I was beginning to really wonder if there was any scene.

Va sager du for "fixed gear" pa svenska?
skitbraviking is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 10:24 AM
  #13  
Senior Member
20 Anniversary
 
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 997
Likes: 0
" don't think you'd ever actually get a good court case out of it. I am in law school, and I know that it would be virtually impossible to prove that you did this on purpose. Even the most rookie trial attorney would say something like that you just left your bike there for a minute while getting smokes or stopping to visit a friend"

that would be the rookie attorny's mistake. The experienced plaintiffs attorny would argue willful neglect on the part of the bikeowner (sans brakes), while his own client was merely the unfortuante victim of mistaken bicycle identity.

Spend an internship defending Ma Bell or Ford if you want to see what the experienced ambulance chasers come up with.
stevo is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 10:32 AM
  #14  
Judah's Avatar
Slower than you
 
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 1,800
Likes: 0
From: SF, CA

Bikes: IRO Mark V & Don Walker Custom

Ok, so this is what we do:
1 - obtain a chrome pista, they are all over so this shouldn't be hard
2 - mount freewheel on the pista
3 - ride up to Powell and California by way of the loin, while singing loudly about how cool the bike is
4 - lock bike with a combo lock and cable
5 - leave a brake lever on the bars, but take the caliper off, or take the shoes out of the caliper
6 - wait for hilarity and possibly bodily injury or death to ensue

I think by locking it up you can get around any claims of mistaken bicycle identity, no? I mean, that doesn't really hold up if the guy had to cut a lock off the bike in order to ride it away. Also, by putting a cable around it, you're pretty much guaranteeing that the bike will get stolen, nothing attracts thieves like a cheap bike cable, it must be great fun to cut through them with bolt cutters or something...
Judah is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 10:36 AM
  #15  
freddiesan's Avatar
Thread Starter
Senior Member
 
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 287
Likes: 0
From: Stockholm, Sweden

Bikes: Bridgestone track bike

Originally Posted by skitbraviking
Good to hear there's some fixie rideres in Stockholm. I was beginning to really wonder if there was any scene.

Va sager du for "fixed gear" pa svenska?
I have a few friends left in the messenger business and they told me, when I got the fixie, that there's one other messenger guy riding fixed in Stockholm and he's doing it without brakes(!!). Other than that what I've seen on the web and heard in bike shops, there must be only a handful that rides fixed in Stockholm. Like someone told me: Sweden is a third world country when it comes to fixed gear.

Fixed gear in Swedish(Svenska) is the same as in English because of the reason mentioned above. I reckon skitbraviking(kickassviking in English) has a history in Sweden?
freddiesan is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 10:43 AM
  #16  
Senior Member
20 Anniversary
 
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 452
Likes: 0
From: San Francisco, CA
Originally Posted by jim-bob
Isn't that why everyone's so into one-handed and no-handed tricks?
yes.
harryhood is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 10:43 AM
  #17  
skitbraviking's Avatar
the way we get by
20 Anniversary
 
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 2,719
Likes: 0
From: Wherever the f**k I feel it

Bikes: Cinelli Supercorsa / Surly Karate Monkey

Originally Posted by freddiesan
I have a few friends left in the messenger business and they told me, when I got the fixie, that there's one other messenger guy riding fixed in Stockholm and he's doing it without brakes(!!). Other than that what I've seen on the web and heard in bike shops, there must be only a handful that rides fixed in Stockholm. Like someone told me: Sweden is a third world country when it comes to fixed gear.

Fixed gear in Swedish(Svenska) is the same as in English because of the reason mentioned above. I reckon skitbraviking(kickassviking in English) has a history in Sweden?
Sure enough.

I am a dual citizen.
My dad's from Norrkoping.
My mom's parents are from Sodermalm and up near Sundsvall.
I also studied in Uppsala for the summer of '95.

I hope to be coming back next summer. I'd love to bring my bike but I don't knof if that'll be possible. But maybe, maybe.

Sweden... A third world country! LOL
skitbraviking is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 10:45 AM
  #18  
skitbraviking's Avatar
the way we get by
20 Anniversary
 
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 2,719
Likes: 0
From: Wherever the f**k I feel it

Bikes: Cinelli Supercorsa / Surly Karate Monkey

Originally Posted by stevo
" don't think you'd ever actually get a good court case out of it. I am in law school, and I know that it would be virtually impossible to prove that you did this on purpose. Even the most rookie trial attorney would say something like that you just left your bike there for a minute while getting smokes or stopping to visit a friend"

that would be the rookie attorny's mistake. The experienced plaintiffs attorny would argue willful neglect on the part of the bikeowner (sans brakes), while his own client was merely the unfortuante victim of mistaken bicycle identity.

Spend an internship defending Ma Bell or Ford if you want to see what the experienced ambulance chasers come up with.
Damn. Get all technical and sh*t.
skitbraviking is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 10:46 AM
  #19  
skitbraviking's Avatar
the way we get by
20 Anniversary
 
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 2,719
Likes: 0
From: Wherever the f**k I feel it

Bikes: Cinelli Supercorsa / Surly Karate Monkey

Originally Posted by Judah
Ok, so this is what we do:
1 - obtain a chrome pista, they are all over so this shouldn't be hard
2 - mount freewheel on the pista
3 - ride up to Powell and California by way of the loin, while singing loudly about how cool the bike is
4 - lock bike with a combo lock and cable
5 - leave a brake lever on the bars, but take the caliper off, or take the shoes out of the caliper
6 - wait for hilarity and possibly bodily injury or death to ensue

I think by locking it up you can get around any claims of mistaken bicycle identity, no? I mean, that doesn't really hold up if the guy had to cut a lock off the bike in order to ride it away. Also, by putting a cable around it, you're pretty much guaranteeing that the bike will get stolen, nothing attracts thieves like a cheap bike cable, it must be great fun to cut through them with bolt cutters or something...
Diabolical!
skitbraviking is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 10:47 AM
  #20  
freddiesan's Avatar
Thread Starter
Senior Member
 
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 287
Likes: 0
From: Stockholm, Sweden

Bikes: Bridgestone track bike

Originally Posted by Judah
Also, by putting a cable around it, you're pretty much guaranteeing that the bike will get stolen, nothing attracts thieves like a cheap bike cable, it must be great fun to cut through them with bolt cutters or something...
You're right about that!
freddiesan is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 10:51 AM
  #21  
s2sxiii's Avatar
All Things Go
20 Anniversary
 
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,053
Likes: 0
From: dayton, oh

Bikes: 01 bianchi pista, custom. 04 felt f-15, full record.

Originally Posted by Slodo
I don't think you'd ever actually get a good court case out of it. I am in law school, and I know that it would be virtually impossible to prove that you did this on purpose. Even the most rookie trial attorney would say something like that you just left your bike there for a minute while getting smokes or stopping to visit a friend. That the thief jumped on it and killed himself on your property was his own fault. That said, I think its a great way to kill bike thieves like flies!
i'll be forwarding this post to the IL state bar association, so you can be sanctioned for unauthorized practice of law by giving legal advice without a license. Congrats, you don't have to take the bar
__________________
NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!
s2sxiii is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 11:51 AM
  #22  
phidauex's Avatar
Spoked to Death
 
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,335
Likes: 1
From: Boulder, CO

Bikes: Salsa La Cruz w/ Alfine 8, Specialized Fuse Pro 27.5+, Surly 1x1

Originally Posted by s2sxiii
i'll be forwarding this post to the IL state bar association, so you can be sanctioned for unauthorized practice of law by giving legal advice without a license. Congrats, you don't have to take the bar
They disclosed that they weren't a lawyer, so the legal advice wasn't "I'm a laywer" advice, and is only as good as my legal advice (which isn't worth anything), so I don't think you could claim they were attempting to practice law without a license. Law students discuss law with people, basically all day long, and thats OK.

peace,
sam
phidauex is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 12:00 PM
  #23  
steaktaco's Avatar
bannned
 
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,228
Likes: 0
From: philadelphia

Bikes: black bike, white bike, blue bike, yellow bike, silver bike

why don't you just shoot the guy? it's faster.
__________________
steaktaco.com <-- poohoopsies.

steaktaco is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 12:25 PM
  #24  
turd's Avatar
...leaving skid marks
20 Anniversary
 
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,014
Likes: 0
From: NYC (chinatown, w.vill, morningside)

Bikes: fuji track se ('02) | independent fabrication crown jewel ('04)

Originally Posted by Judah
Ok, so this is what we do:
1 - obtain a chrome pista, they are all over so this shouldn't be hard
2 - mount freewheel on the pista
3 - ride up to Powell and California by way of the loin, while singing loudly about how cool the bike is
hmm.. sounds a lot like ted shred's bike..
turd is offline  
Reply
Old 07-05-05 | 12:59 PM
  #25  
Senior Member
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 106
Likes: 0
From: central jersey
he best way to nail a bike theif
mattman is offline  
Reply


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service -

Copyright © 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.