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Old 07-19-05 | 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by tehz
my justification is "trace amounts"

i dont really drink any caffinated sodas, the only caffine i get comes from...chocolate i guess, unless i'm eating something else that has it that i'm unaware of.

but yeah, i think 99.99% of edge kids think that if you're drinking something in order to get a reaction (like tweaking on caffine) then thats a breach of edgucate
aww, snap! i was watching a minor threat video a while back, and ian was drinking...a coke! can you believe it?

so i gave up my edge, and, while i was at it, my christianity. tattoos representing both ill-advised lifestyle choices will be covered up on august 6th. then i can wear shorts again.
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Old 07-19-05 | 02:09 PM
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aww, snap! i was watching a minor threat video a while back, and ian was drinking...a coke! can you believe it?

so i gave up my edge, and, while i was at it, my christianity. tattoos representing both ill-advised lifestyle choices will be covered up on august 6th. then i can wear shorts again.
Krishna tattoo and a crucified skin next? You can't just give up on immortalizing your ill-advised lifestyle choices in ink.
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Old 07-19-05 | 02:46 PM
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Four 5% beers on an empty stomach, grabbed the bike and set out on an evening 5 mile sprint... I think I can handle this riding without pain thing! Hard banked turns on edge-of-road gravel were a new experience too...stayed up though.
Happens every Wed. night in Cleveland. Mayhem riders meet at Public Square at 9:30.

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Old 07-19-05 | 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by tink20seven
now listen,
not a single one of you know what you are talking about.

!! get your sparks on !!
best pre-ride alcoholic beverage known to man.
got a truck full of heads who would agree
try it for your self and thank me later.

WOOHOO! Sparks rules! Although, I don't recommend having more than six and then riding. I don't remember getting home last wednesday night.
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Old 07-19-05 | 05:13 PM
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I don't mind the straightedge lifestyle (heck, it works for the seventh day adventists), its the wishing death upon people who don't follow it that doesn't sit right with me. I try, as a general rule, not to wish death on anyone.

And just to keep my good name clean, I've not been seriously drunk in a very long time. I do like to have a beer with meals, and sometimes three or four beers or mixed drinks with friends, but 'smashing drunk' or 'falling over drunk' or 'puking drunk' isn't something I do these days. Last time I rode my bike 'drunk', I had probably had 3 or 4 drinks over a course of an evening. I wasn't comfortable driving a car, but I had no trouble riding. I've never had to wobble down a street bumping into every parked car.

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Old 07-19-05 | 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by jim-bob
Krishna tattoo and a crucified skin next? You can't just give up on immortalizing your ill-advised lifestyle choices in ink.
i can't? please? i thought maybe i could be done with that now.
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Old 07-19-05 | 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by phidauex
I don't mind the straightedge lifestyle (heck, it works for the seventh day adventists), its the wishing death upon people who don't follow it that doesn't sit right with me. I try, as a general rule, not to wish death on anyone.
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i can't? please? i thought maybe i could be done with that now.
sorry. three more years.
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Old 07-19-05 | 07:22 PM
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A guy I work with broke his neck last night, biking while intoxicated- no joke. I don't think he has any spinal cord damage.
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Old 07-20-05 | 12:01 PM
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A guy I work with broke his neck last night, biking while intoxicated- no joke. I don't think he has any spinal cord damage.
God, that definitely frames the conversation in a different light...i hope he's okay.

That makes me think that maybe phidauex was on to something with regards to level of intoxication. That's in no way meant to be levelled as a judgement against your co-worker, but I do know that if I'm at the bar or at someone's house drinking, and I know I have to bike home, probably I'm not going to drink like I would if I were hosting the party.
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Old 07-20-05 | 03:23 PM
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Obviously there are different levels of intoxication- but there is often plenty of bluster and bravado around here with the "I was so wasted..." posts. Alcohol has a disinhibiting effect- and can make it easy to forego safe riding. This guy wasn't hit by a car either... lest one think cars were the evil.
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Old 07-20-05 | 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by tehz
i dont want you to die
Thanks, I appreciate that.

Drunken biking, like all things, requires moderation. Know your limits, know when to start drinking soda, and know when to say "screw it, I'm walkin' the damn bike home." Be safe, kids.

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Old 07-21-05 | 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by filtersweep
Obviously there are different levels of intoxication- but there is often plenty of bluster and bravado around here with the "I was so wasted..." posts. Alcohol has a disinhibiting effect- and can make it easy to forego safe riding. This guy wasn't hit by a car either... lest one think cars were the evil.
no, you're definitely right, I guess that's why I liked philadeux's post so much. it's all too easy to be reactionary and lobby for the separation of bikes and booze, but really i think it comes down to moderation, or, put another way, balance.

as for the bravado, i guess when i hear posts about how so-and-so was so drunk he fell off his bike three times on the way home, i think 'man, that sounds awful. buzzed is different than bombed.
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