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Old 08-23-05 | 05:07 AM
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displayed on my jeoperdy screen: "if i have a 16t rear and live in a moderatly hilly place and dont mind spinning a bit... what would be my ideal front chainring size be?"
Q: What does the last clause in Sloppy Robot's sentence have in common with the hive under my front porch?

A: Too many bes.

I got a million of 'em. (Unfunny jokes, that is, not bees.)
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Old 08-23-05 | 09:07 AM
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where are the snowdens of yesteryear?
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Old 08-23-05 | 09:28 AM
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did someone ask this one already?
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Old 08-23-05 | 09:31 AM
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well said chombo. well said indeed.
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Old 08-23-05 | 02:04 PM
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Old 08-23-05 | 02:14 PM
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How do u lock wheelz so they dona get stollen?
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Old 08-23-05 | 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by colinm
How do u lock wheelz so they dona get stollen?


mmm stollen

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Old 08-23-05 | 02:57 PM
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Dunno what that shiznit iz but it lookum delicioso.
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Old 08-23-05 | 03:22 PM
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it's stollen, hello...
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Old 08-23-05 | 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by cicadashell
it's stollen, hello...

shoulda locked it then
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Old 08-23-05 | 03:34 PM
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huh?
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Old 08-23-05 | 08:46 PM
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huh?
https://www.christmas-joy.com/recipes/stollen.htm
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Old 08-23-05 | 09:38 PM
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jesus christ, please STOP you guys are killing me.
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Old 08-23-05 | 10:42 PM
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does it look like an entrance to a mine tunnel?













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Old 08-24-05 | 03:37 AM
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Man, people keep posting the wrong way...
There are three newish post that belong in this thread, and they somehow became thread-starters:

1: what do you prefer to see?
a well used fixie or a brand new clean one?

i prefer to see a well used fixie, since they looked like they have been well used. also it gives them a bit of character. i like seeing the battle scars and war wounds on them.

2: just bought an (old) used fuji that needs some work done on it and watnted to know:
1) should i get: traditional toe clips (pedal + normal shoe) or clip ins (special pedal and shoe) or is it personal preference?
2) how do i tell how straight the chainline is? do i just look from the rear up straight down to the cog on the crank and line them up?


3, from the mechanics forum, but a true gem: Why is it easy to stay on a bike while moving, but impossible once it stops?

That one hurt.
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Old 08-24-05 | 04:14 AM
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nothing wrong with stupid questions...
this thread wouldn't have started if they weren't asked...
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Old 08-24-05 | 07:29 PM
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What's with the tape wrapped around the top tube? Is it to differentiate your bike from the others?
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Old 08-25-05 | 12:07 AM
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I have $150 to spend. My wheelset is garbage, my headset is shot, and I need new bartape. What $110 messenger bag should I buy?
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Old 08-25-05 | 02:01 AM
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did that hurt? <random person looking at my full sleeve or plugs> I get this about once a week still. Sometimes I say yes sometimes no, depends on my mood. Not sure if this is just a conversation breaker or if that really all they want to know.

No brakes!, how do you stop? Isn't that crazy? Well I used to think so before I was converted, but now that I know the answer, it seems silly...I stop pedaling.

The best have to be when the answers are just above the post, but the person just couldn't read the rest of the thread that they felt the need to respond to. as Napoleon (and Ren) would say.... EEEdiot!
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Old 08-25-05 | 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Terror_in_pink
What's with the tape wrapped around the top tube? Is it to differentiate your bike from the others?
Do you reply, "No, it's to look just like all the others"?
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Old 08-25-05 | 08:34 AM
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Are you gonna eat that?
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Old 08-26-05 | 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by [165]
This just in:
I miss TrackFresh
sometimes i miss myself around here. Then i come back around, and remember why i left. Looking forward to this winter.
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Old 08-26-05 | 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by s2sxiii
sometimes i miss myself around here. Then i come back around, and remember why i left. Looking forward to this winter.
I saw a reply from you, and I was thinking, "Hey! it's S2sxiii... he hasn't posted in forever." :sigh:
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Old 08-27-05 | 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by hyperRevue
why don't messangers wave to me when I am on my fixie?
Um, cause you dont live in Australia?
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Old 08-27-05 | 10:49 PM
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Why do all the girls keep their clothes on...-when I ride by on my fixxxie?
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