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Plinkerton 09-28-05 05:03 PM

Sweet sweet Crown Royal
Your Golden beauty soothes me
Pour me another.

:D

Fugazi Dave 09-29-05 03:20 PM

Thread-divergent tanka:

Passing drunken bars
Cold air sober spinning fast
Blackness underneath

The clarity of the chill
The energy of the ride

pwarre20 11-05-05 09:13 PM

lying on the couch
unassembled bike waiting
for less-blotto me

pwarre20 11-05-05 09:13 PM

I'm sorry, that was terrible.

Fugazi Dave 11-05-05 09:56 PM

Right-of-way stolen
Panic stop to miss the car
Skid between raindrops

spider-man 11-05-05 09:59 PM

Pant leg caught in chain
No drink to soften the hurt
Down I go again.

pklove 11-05-05 10:35 PM

zombies dance at night
i'm on my bike across town
i didn't even realize

Smorgasgeorge 11-05-05 10:49 PM

God bless Hurricane.
Best damn malt liquor ever.
Three for five dollars.

pwarre20 11-05-05 11:18 PM


Originally Posted by Smorgasgeorge
God bless Hurricane.
Best damn malt liquor ever.
Three for five dollars.

now don't forget Sparks
that two dollar pick me up
thats chuck full of booze

http://www.emahiser.com/Sparks.JPG

2mtr 12-17-05 12:56 PM

bump, *****, bump me...
booty skank with your Giant
we'll draft through jar heads

2mtr 12-17-05 12:58 PM


Originally Posted by 2mtr
bump, *****, bump me...
booty skank with your Giant
we'll draft through jar heads


that was, apparently an epithet, which was stared out. but it was germaine and full of meaning and rhetorical necessity. blast and drat!

humancongereel 12-17-05 07:49 PM


Originally Posted by Fugazi Dave
Right-of-way stolen
Panic stop to miss the car
Skid between raindrops

that's actually really beautiful. captures a moment just the way haiku should, traditionally.

i'm too sober to add haiku. maybe i should have some of what smorgasgeorge was talking about (which is cheaper here, btw).

Fugazi Dave 12-17-05 08:01 PM

A lot of time, I find that the best haiku come when I am specifically as sober and clear as can be. It is the clarity of mind that poetry chooses to emerge from sometimes.

Tonight's haiku:

Coal-dust night so still
The moon just a ghost above
Cold air teases skin

shants 12-17-05 08:16 PM

i suck cock all day
to buy keirin frame and blow
now i have the herp.

humancongereel 12-17-05 08:19 PM

hmmm...i feel that way sometimes when i'm writing songs. like i have to find a way of arranging words that says what i want to say, says in an interesting way, hopefully uses some vivid imagery, while sounding musical with or without music to it. other poetry i need sobriety to write and formulate the way it'll look on the page.

in the context of the haiku on this page however...maybe i should have been more specific. i suck at haiku in any state, but drunk, it would be funnier. when drunk, i often put a lot more raw emotion into other forms of writing, too...but it has to be refined sober.

i think it was oscar wilde who said that all good writing is either written drunk and edited sober or vice versa. not totally true...but look at hemingway, faulkner, et al.

efarrar 12-17-05 11:56 PM

surgeon general's
warning cigarette smoke can
lead to birth defects

s_9 12-18-05 12:33 AM

Vicodin feels good.
Got myself home just fine, thanks.
Lemme have another.

s_9 12-18-05 12:35 AM

Chainring tore my jeans
today. Again. Fückin' A.
Needle & thread. GO!

s_9 12-18-05 01:12 AM

It's New York City
Anyone can make it here,
or be anonymous.

efarrar 12-18-05 01:46 AM

I have been posting
to this thread for at least four
times why not sticky?

Fugazi Dave 12-18-05 01:59 AM

No sleep comes as yet
Long day, long year, still grinding
No sleep before death

habitus 12-18-05 02:12 AM

i got "****ed up" once
hit a big ****in' BRICKWALL
wore my ****in' lid

(i'm not creative so i had to resort to "****" a lot.)

efarrar 12-18-05 03:38 AM

"key lime pie" is good
one parts vodka two parts lime
aid, drink with caution

crushkilldstroy 12-18-05 03:44 AM

drank too much tonight
got home, checked out bikeforums
gotta work at 8


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