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Old 09-24-05 | 11:47 PM
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Old 09-24-05 | 11:55 PM
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Cask Conditioned Brew
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Old 09-25-05 | 12:28 AM
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Old 09-25-05 | 12:46 AM
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the oak cask's a womb
nurturing that barley malt
the water of life
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Old 09-25-05 | 12:55 AM
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mexican bingo
combine with a drinking game
equal drunk haiku


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Old 09-25-05 | 01:00 AM
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Old 09-25-05 | 01:42 AM
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I totally don't
Want to be an @sshole but
You guys drink too much
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Old 09-25-05 | 02:23 AM
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Man falters, missing the mark.
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Old 09-25-05 | 09:31 AM
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I totally don't
Want to be an @sshole but
You guys drink too much
how casual is
an apology you make
that echoes in hell?

and from Friday:

I captured the moon
in a glass made in Pittsburg
the ground has risen

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Old 09-25-05 | 09:05 PM
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apricot yeast piss
elevates buk rhetoric
to beatific forms

so urge till next dusk
you're sexy a priori ::
lose those ****ed-up gears

too hard on the brakes
again with your knees
smile at my corpse

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Old 09-25-05 | 09:50 PM
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an unplanned evening
we saw a tired sunrise
lager water sleep
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Old 09-25-05 | 10:09 PM
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One more for the road.
Seriously, I'm OK...
One more BEER, damnit!
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Old 09-25-05 | 11:11 PM
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Still I put off rest
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Old 09-25-05 | 11:33 PM
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Old 09-25-05 | 11:36 PM
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late work here, too, but
need whiskey to keep going
i'll sleep when i'm dead
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Old 09-26-05 | 08:08 AM
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Don-were you drunk with a torch!?!?! Sweet!
Can't wait to see that frame!!
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Old 09-26-05 | 08:59 AM
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Don-were you drunk with a torch!?!?! Sweet!
Can't wait to see that frame!!
nice smog reference in your sig
one sixty five
that's not a haiku
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Old 09-26-05 | 09:18 PM
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fixie riders are so darn
artistic booze equals art
great thread you bassturds
i suck at haiku when
sober
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Old 09-27-05 | 12:18 AM
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If zombies would walk
taunting I'd skid through their drool
die and be eaten
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Old 09-27-05 | 12:38 AM
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Links of chain dirt black
Asphalt rubber grime and grease
Clean signifies Weak
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Old 09-27-05 | 09:52 AM
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Old 09-28-05 | 01:11 PM
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Old 09-28-05 | 03:43 PM
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Riding drunk at night
Under streetlights of amber
Shadows race me home
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Old 09-28-05 | 03:59 PM
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Black grease and white noise
Winter rages in silence
The hum of rollers
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Old 09-28-05 | 04:30 PM
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rode to the Khyber
they screened that new Dylan flick
dollar Blue Ribbon
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