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daveIT 09-24-05 11:47 PM

Firken Saturday
Midnight Sun Cohohoho
3 Pints and Pie Yum

daveIT 09-24-05 11:55 PM

Cask Conditioned Brew
Double Malt Hoppy Goodness
Cafe Amsterdam

Fugazi Dave 09-25-05 12:28 AM

Skid to the casing
No flats to speak of this night
Things are going well

skelly 09-25-05 12:46 AM

the oak cask's a womb
nurturing that barley malt
the water of life

wasted weasel 09-25-05 12:55 AM

mexican bingo
combine with a drinking game
equal drunk haiku


(hard to explain...... heads gonna hurt tomorrow....)
http://www.stampington.com/html/lote...can_bingo.html

andylago 09-25-05 01:00 AM

sock'd in ketchikan,
endless deluge from above;
don't ever move here

Placid Casual 09-25-05 01:42 AM

I totally don't
Want to be an @sshole but
You guys drink too much

ImOnCrank 09-25-05 02:23 AM

Despite best desires
Man falters, missing the mark.
Sorry casual

pitboss 09-25-05 09:31 AM


Originally Posted by Placid Casual
I totally don't
Want to be an @sshole but
You guys drink too much

how casual is
an apology you make
that echoes in hell?

and from Friday:

I captured the moon
in a glass made in Pittsburg
the ground has risen

2mtr 09-25-05 09:05 PM

apricot yeast piss
elevates buk rhetoric
to beatific forms

so urge till next dusk
you're sexy a priori ::
lose those ****ed-up gears

too hard on the brakes
again with your knees
smile at my corpse

skelly 09-25-05 09:50 PM

an unplanned evening
we saw a tired sunrise
lager water sleep

B17 09-25-05 10:09 PM

One more for the road.
Seriously, I'm OK...
One more BEER, damnit!

Fugazi Dave 09-25-05 11:11 PM

Sore from riding hard
Tired from a day gone too long
Still I put off rest

HereNT 09-25-05 11:33 PM

Sunday overtime
Work can kiss my goddamn a$$
Need whiskey to sleep

skelly 09-25-05 11:36 PM

late work here, too, but
need whiskey to keep going
i'll sleep when i'm dead

pitboss 09-26-05 08:08 AM

Don-were you drunk with a torch!?!?! Sweet!
Can't wait to see that frame!! ;)

FixednotBroken 09-26-05 08:59 AM


Originally Posted by [165]
Don-were you drunk with a torch!?!?! Sweet!
Can't wait to see that frame!! ;)

nice smog reference in your sig
one sixty five
that's not a haiku

daveIT 09-26-05 09:18 PM

fixie riders are so darn
artistic booze equals art
great thread you bassturds
i suck at haiku when
sober

pwarre20 09-27-05 12:18 AM

If zombies would walk
taunting I'd skid through their drool
die and be eaten

Fugazi Dave 09-27-05 12:38 AM

Links of chain dirt black
Asphalt rubber grime and grease
Clean signifies Weak

kbabin 09-27-05 09:52 AM

bike seat comfortable
office chair uncomfortable
have to pay the bills

Abuckeye99 09-28-05 01:11 PM

orion's fall knight
homebrew beer pong and whiskey
ride home tomorrow

lunacycle 09-28-05 03:43 PM

Riding drunk at night
Under streetlights of amber
Shadows race me home

lunacycle 09-28-05 03:59 PM

Black grease and white noise
Winter rages in silence
The hum of rollers

skelly 09-28-05 04:30 PM

rode to the Khyber
they screened that new Dylan flick
dollar Blue Ribbon


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