Hipsters?
10-05-05 | 05:16 PM
#152
no one wants an alien
Joined: Jun 2004
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From: Brooklyn
Bikes: grandis track bike, cesare track bike, bianchi road bike
is joe here?
(someone help me out here)
(someone help me out here)
10-05-05 | 05:36 PM
#153
I couldn't car less.
Joined: Nov 2003
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Bikes: Ritchey P-series prototype, Diamondback, Nishiki Triathelon Pro.
Yo momma is so fat that if your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss -he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
Yo mama's so fat -when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes.
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Yo mama is so fat, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.
Yo Mama's so fat she can't even jump to conclusions.
Yo mama's so fat -when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes.
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Yo mama is so fat, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.
Yo Mama's so fat she can't even jump to conclusions.
Last edited by jeff williams; 10-06-05 at 12:03 AM.
10-05-05 | 06:30 PM
#154
hang up your boots
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,574
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From: San Francisco
Bikes: 84 Pinarello, Trek Liquid 30, Torker CX 24, Gromada Track
your mama is like a track bike without a chain tensioner
10-05-05 | 08:02 PM
#158
hang up your boots
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Posts: 1,574
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From: San Francisco
Bikes: 84 Pinarello, Trek Liquid 30, Torker CX 24, Gromada Track
Originally Posted by sloppy robot
huh?
10-05-05 | 08:34 PM
#159
Bow$$
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 2,013
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From: Bodymore, Murderland
Bikes: Surly Instigator '02, Schwinn Traveler fixed conversion, '02 Fuji Track
Originally Posted by spud
this jsut in, hipsters finally decided track bikes werent hip anymore and now sit at home recalling bad jokes and making text animations. expect a plethera of cheap track frames and white belts at LBSes, consignment shops and thrift stores near you
mom jokes = awesome.
I didn't make the text animations, a quick google search of roflcopter makes life easy.
just because I didn't drive from dc back to frederick, then back to dc, does not mean I don't ride my bike, just got back from a ride....
what's with the hostility?
your momz a slizzut.
10-05-05 | 08:40 PM
#161
i am sure that i hate you
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 3,230
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From: 703
Bikes: 'Cha-ruzu Fosuta Orusan Kein' Fuji Track (2005), Schwinn Tank MTB (?), Fuji Royale (1979)
dude! this thread was hip til you started telling jokes 
no hostility mate. yeah whats going on in frederick? we had a bunch o people on the pillage last night even a cop showed up at one point, you should come down and ride with us, we try to move it on different nights for people who have odd work schedules, ya know like the guys who stroll in work at 2pm.
no hostility mate. yeah whats going on in frederick? we had a bunch o people on the pillage last night even a cop showed up at one point, you should come down and ride with us, we try to move it on different nights for people who have odd work schedules, ya know like the guys who stroll in work at 2pm.
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10-05-05 | 08:45 PM
#163
Bow$$
Joined: Dec 2004
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From: Bodymore, Murderland
Bikes: Surly Instigator '02, Schwinn Traveler fixed conversion, '02 Fuji Track
Originally Posted by spud
dude! this thread was hip til you started telling jokes
no hostility mate. yeah whats going on in frederick? we had a bunch o people on the pillage last night even a cop showed up at one point, you should come down and ride with us, we try to move it on different nights for people who have odd work schedules, ya know like the guys who stroll in work at 2pm.
no hostility mate. yeah whats going on in frederick? we had a bunch o people on the pillage last night even a cop showed up at one point, you should come down and ride with us, we try to move it on different nights for people who have odd work schedules, ya know like the guys who stroll in work at 2pm.
yeah I'm working at georgetown university right now, and with my tool boxes I can't fit my bike in my car, so after driving 2 hours in the morning to get there (I HATE I-270), then drive 1.25 hours home get my bike then ride back, aw hellz no! but some time that it happens on a friday or saturday, I'll do my damnedest to get there. I promise-womise.
10-05-05 | 09:07 PM
#164
i am sure that i hate you
Joined: Aug 2005
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From: 703
Bikes: 'Cha-ruzu Fosuta Orusan Kein' Fuji Track (2005), Schwinn Tank MTB (?), Fuji Royale (1979)
Originally Posted by dustinlikewhat
DAMN! we had the start to some goooooood drama!
it starts with a B and ends with a G...
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putting the pi back in pirate!
putting the pi back in pirate!
It’s an upstanding member of the solar system
Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
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Of Proposition 187
10-06-05 | 12:00 AM
#166
ya'll can't mush me
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 839
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From: san diego, ca
Originally Posted by ostro
according to the hipster handbook:
"There are Bipsters (blue collar Hipsters) who own pit bulls, work as bike couriers and carpenters, and have no patience with art school pretension."
"There are Bipsters (blue collar Hipsters) who own pit bulls, work as bike couriers and carpenters, and have no patience with art school pretension."
I love the irony of perspective.
10-12-05 | 10:44 AM
#167
Member
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 31
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From: Savannah, GA
Bikes: Windsor the Hour
Originally Posted by vomitron
MVP. Most valuable post.
I love the irony of perspective.
I love the irony of perspective.
10-12-05 | 10:52 AM
#168
i am sure that i hate you
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 3,230
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From: 703
Bikes: 'Cha-ruzu Fosuta Orusan Kein' Fuji Track (2005), Schwinn Tank MTB (?), Fuji Royale (1979)
yeah, SVA in NY requires you to have incredible art talent or be a hipster.
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putting the pi back in pirate!
putting the pi back in pirate!
It’s an upstanding member of the solar system
Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
Of Proposition 187
Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
Of Proposition 187
10-12-05 | 12:00 PM
#171
no one wants an alien
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 784
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From: Brooklyn
Bikes: grandis track bike, cesare track bike, bianchi road bike
Originally Posted by Hslater
Joe who?
(thank you)
