Just a little help...
12-06-05 | 01:51 AM
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EDIT: THIS WAS IN NO WAY DIRECTED TOWARDS MESSENGERS. It was written for all the incessant moronic posters on BF who didn't know how to spell "messenger" and the sentences were merely examples much like you'd see in a dictionary. I apologize if this has been confused or misdirected.
Dear douchie Mc ******face,
I think you need some help:
messenger
favorite
describe
you're= you are so smart, you're my favorite messenger!
your= your bike is so cool i am going to describe it to everyone.
whose= whose messenger bag is bigger? (shows possession)
who's= who is that jerk on the bike?
feel free to add to my list, or insult me out of ignorance and anger.
thank you/**** you in advance-
TIP
P.S. have a wonderful day!
EDIT: THIS WAS IN NO WAY DIRECTED TOWARDS MESSENGERS. It was written for all the incessant moronic posters on BF who didn't know how to spell "messenger" and the sentences were merely examples much like you'd see in a dictionary. I apologize if this has been confused or misdirected.
Dear douchie Mc ******face,
I think you need some help:
messenger
favorite
describe
you're= you are so smart, you're my favorite messenger!
your= your bike is so cool i am going to describe it to everyone.
whose= whose messenger bag is bigger? (shows possession)
who's= who is that jerk on the bike?
feel free to add to my list, or insult me out of ignorance and anger.
thank you/**** you in advance-
TIP
P.S. have a wonderful day!
EDIT: THIS WAS IN NO WAY DIRECTED TOWARDS MESSENGERS. It was written for all the incessant moronic posters on BF who didn't know how to spell "messenger" and the sentences were merely examples much like you'd see in a dictionary. I apologize if this has been confused or misdirected.
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Ode to the after work nap ( ride your bike instead)
Ode to the nap
The evil, evil nap
It lures
you succumb
But only with good intent
Shortly I will rise
But you do not.
Do not succumb
To the evil, evil nap
Ode to the after work nap ( ride your bike instead)
Ode to the nap
The evil, evil nap
It lures
you succumb
But only with good intent
Shortly I will rise
But you do not.
Do not succumb
To the evil, evil nap
Last edited by Terror_in_pink; 01-28-06 at 08:14 PM.
12-06-05 | 01:58 AM
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If I program this code in Linux, will something cool pop up on my screen?
12-06-05 | 02:01 AM
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I tried it, and something cool popped up. But it wasn't on my screen.
Hey-ohhh. Thank you, good night.
Hey-ohhh. Thank you, good night.
12-06-05 | 02:08 AM
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I just peed my pants a little and nearly choked on a french fry at the same time.
I'm not even sure how thats possible.
And two more:
here
hear
there
their
I'm not even sure how thats possible.
And two more:
here
hear
there
their
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I've been here since 2004? I've never felt this old before.
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12-06-05 | 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Rancid
I just peed my pants a little and nearly choked on a french fry at the same time.
I'm not even sure how thats possible.
And two more:
here
hear
there
their
I'm not even sure how thats possible.
And two more:
here
hear
there
their
12-06-05 | 02:21 AM
#7
Originally Posted by humancongereel
and sentences that end in prepositions
[Insert well-worn anecdote about Churchill and his secretary here]
12-06-05 | 02:27 AM
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From: oakland, ca
Originally Posted by Terror_in_pink
Dear douchie Mc ******face,
I think you need some help:
messenger
favorite
describe
you're= you are so smart, you're my favorite messenger!
your= your bike is so cool i am going to describe it to everyone.
whose= whose messenger bag is bigger? (shows possession)
who's= who is that jerk on the bike?
feel free to add to my list, or insult me out of ignorance and anger.
thank you/**** you in advance-
TIP
P.S. have a wonderful day!
I think you need some help:
messenger
favorite
describe
you're= you are so smart, you're my favorite messenger!
your= your bike is so cool i am going to describe it to everyone.
whose= whose messenger bag is bigger? (shows possession)
who's= who is that jerk on the bike?
feel free to add to my list, or insult me out of ignorance and anger.
thank you/**** you in advance-
TIP
P.S. have a wonderful day!
12-06-05 | 02:39 AM
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My all time most cringe-worthy homonyn.
" Can anyone help me find a fork. Preferably one with no break hole."
brake -break
Used about 50,000 times on a bikeforum for Sheldon's sake.
(Just because you don't think they are cool to use on the road, doesn't mean you can't use them in a sentence!)
" Can anyone help me find a fork. Preferably one with no break hole."
brake -break
Used about 50,000 times on a bikeforum for Sheldon's sake.
(Just because you don't think they are cool to use on the road, doesn't mean you can't use them in a sentence!)
Last edited by Serendipper; 12-06-05 at 05:26 AM.
12-06-05 | 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Placid Casual
That these are somehow incorrect is a myth that refuses to die.
[Insert well-worn anecdote about Churchill and his secretary here]
[Insert well-worn anecdote about Churchill and his secretary here]
12-06-05 | 03:21 AM
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fight! fight! fight!
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Ode to the after work nap ( ride your bike instead)
Ode to the nap
The evil, evil nap
It lures
you succumb
But only with good intent
Shortly I will rise
But you do not.
Do not succumb
To the evil, evil nap
Ode to the after work nap ( ride your bike instead)
Ode to the nap
The evil, evil nap
It lures
you succumb
But only with good intent
Shortly I will rise
But you do not.
Do not succumb
To the evil, evil nap
12-06-05 | 03:39 AM
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From: ~Serenading with sensous soliloquies whilst singing supple sentences that are simultaneously suppling my sonnets with serenity serendipitously.~ -Serendipper
Bikes: Guerciotti Pista-Giant Carbon-Bridgestone300- Batavus Type Champion Road Bike, Specialized Hardrock Commuter, On-One The Gimp (SS Rigid MTB/hit by a truck)- Raleigh Sports 3-speed,Gatsby Scorcher, comming soon...The Penny Farthing Highwheel!
...And for the knockout...
It is generally regarded that one cannot use the word 'be' as a verb. This is false.
Old English used this commonly as daily speech, and it carried over into the American South, where the speech was more 'English" than in the North, hence the drawl ( a courtly convention). African slaves picked up these anacronistic forms of speech and, lacking mobility, modified less that Southerners in communique with the novel speech of the 'Yankees'.
"We like to chill at the park."
"We be chillin' at the park"
"We will be chillin' at the park."
"We chilled at the park"
These are all proper examples of the use of 'be' as a modifier of tense.
So next time, don't be hatin' O.K.?
It is generally regarded that one cannot use the word 'be' as a verb. This is false.
Old English used this commonly as daily speech, and it carried over into the American South, where the speech was more 'English" than in the North, hence the drawl ( a courtly convention). African slaves picked up these anacronistic forms of speech and, lacking mobility, modified less that Southerners in communique with the novel speech of the 'Yankees'.
"We like to chill at the park."
"We be chillin' at the park"
"We will be chillin' at the park."
"We chilled at the park"
These are all proper examples of the use of 'be' as a modifier of tense.
So next time, don't be hatin' O.K.?
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Last edited by Serendipper; 12-06-05 at 05:28 AM.
12-06-05 | 04:12 AM
#13
Originally Posted by Serendipper
...And for the knockout...
It is generally regarded that one cannot use the word 'be' as an adverb. This is false.
Old English used this commonly as daily speech, and it carried over into the American South, where the speech was more 'English" than in the North, hence the drawl ( a courtly convention). African slaves picked up these anacronistic forms of speech and, lacking mobility, modified less that Southerners in communique with the novel speech of the 'Yankees'.
"We like to chill at the park."
"We be chillin' at the park"
"We will be chillin' at the park."
"We chilled at the park"
These are all proper examples of the use of 'be' as a modifier of tense.
So next time, don't be hatin' O.K.?
It is generally regarded that one cannot use the word 'be' as an adverb. This is false.
Old English used this commonly as daily speech, and it carried over into the American South, where the speech was more 'English" than in the North, hence the drawl ( a courtly convention). African slaves picked up these anacronistic forms of speech and, lacking mobility, modified less that Southerners in communique with the novel speech of the 'Yankees'.
"We like to chill at the park."
"We be chillin' at the park"
"We will be chillin' at the park."
"We chilled at the park"
These are all proper examples of the use of 'be' as a modifier of tense.
So next time, don't be hatin' O.K.?
12-06-05 | 04:12 AM
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usually, everyone knows what the ****** means or is trying to mean. i may or may not start typing like that to piss people off.
terror, i dont think **** is a word. i looked it up on google and received no hits.
terror, i dont think **** is a word. i looked it up on google and received no hits.
12-06-05 | 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Terror_in_pink
fight! fight! fight!
12-06-05 | 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Placid Casual
What has any of that got to do with the use of the word "be" as an adverb? In every example in which you use it, "be" is a verb. An auxiliary verb, but a verb nonetheless.
I did edit the post, nonetheless, ass hole.
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12-06-05 | 05:47 AM
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From: south side, you got a problem with that?
definitely.
remember, kids, the word "finite" is within the bounds of "definitely."
besides the above example, i only get ticked off at these things when they are in the subject line of a thread.
now go slag me for my lack of capitolization.
remember, kids, the word "finite" is within the bounds of "definitely."
besides the above example, i only get ticked off at these things when they are in the subject line of a thread.
now go slag me for my lack of capitolization.
12-06-05 | 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Terror_in_pink
whose= whose messenger bag is bigger? (shows possession)
who's= who is that jerk on the bike?
P.S. have a wonderful day!
My bag is bigger.
I am that jerk on that bike(a conversion, by the by).
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12-06-05 | 07:43 AM
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brake
break
not the same thing.
break
not the same thing.
12-06-05 | 07:51 AM
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pedal - I got these great NOS campy pedals on Ebay
Thank you.
*edit* - queerpunk beats me to the punch again.
pedal - I got these great NOS campy pedals on Ebay
Thank you.
*edit* - queerpunk beats me to the punch again.