"You're sweetness from the bleacher, you're spunkier than tea, oh whiskey you're me darlin' drunk or sooooober!"

AND YOU MUST POST PICS! Here's an oldie/goodie for inspiration.

*edit* yes, those are fixed gear bikes w/ submachine gun and ammo racks!

:beer: Is anyone drunk enough to remember the purpose of this thread?

sweetness from the bleacher? i don't recognize that line.

but...

whiskey you're me darlin' drunk or sooooooober!

i know that one all too well. and this:

"said a mother to me, don't take me daughter from me.

for if you do i will torment you and after death me ghost will hant you"

yeah, i started it. the purpose is drunkenness. post your drunken ramblings here.

when i get drunk, i think about ireland and scotland and how they are unique cultures and shouldn't be part of england and sing lots of irish folk songs. how about you?

I'm part Scot (Barron family, Rose clan). So hell yeah! Here's me rambling toast:

To FS and HC, two finer lads there never will be! :beer:

To the west, and the maverick Karmical, may you roll us the one spliff to rule them all! :beer:

And back home east, To fair chimbleysweep, down another one for us, before we nod off to sleep! :beer:

To all at BF, whether it be whiskey, juice, or beers... Have a happy, joyful holiday, and to all of you -

CHEERS!


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serendipper, once again you've been the one to say what we all want to say in the best we all can!

To all at BF, whether it be whiskey, juice, or beers... Have a happy, joyful holiday, and to all of you -

CHEERS!

and to scots, and those of ireland, and, hell, all the british isles-- on this night of harmony and peace.....
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i don't think about any cultural hogwash, any family bonding, etc. i think about how ****ing ****faced i can get and still have money to buy bike parts. as always, it's time for malt liquor:

http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/wildcat2.jpg
Unleash The Cat!

ah, if only I could drink malt liquor around the family. There's this odd unspoken rule that you can drink whatever you want, but if it's too ghetto, you're clearly an alcoholic and need help. The short of it, getting drunk on name brand booze = civilized fun; getting drunk on sh*t= alcoholism (warranting interventions). Freaking double standards.

Thanks for reminding me that I've been out of whiskey since Sat night. I should probably make a run now that the stores are open...

What kind of state am I living in where they close the liquor stores early on Christmas Eve?

here were my happy alcohols so far:

Corsendonk Christmas Ale
http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/140.jpg

Gouden Carolus Noël / Christmas
http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/7286.jpg

Delirium Noel
http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/2347.jpg

Fantôme Spéciale De Noel
http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/2204.jpg

Ahhh... Life just got better.

http://www.werstnet.com/site_images/...ameson_Run.jpg

I wonder if I'm actually going to make it in to work on my day off today like I was planning on yesterday?

a pretty crappy one, apparently. ah, well, you got your jameson and pbr.

this neighborhood i'm in now sucks cuz the corner store doesn't carry hurricane. bastards.

so, last night i drank a few for: flippin sweet, serendipper, chimblysweep, juvi-kyle, shants, jim-bob, mlproject, ceya, dolface, hereNT, yellow fixed gear, teipereigosaosaodnasdfnsdf (sorry, dude), tink20seven, salome, terror in pink, mesngr, habitus, fugazi dave, and if i forgot anyone (as i know i did), there will be one for you some other night. i don't know most of you all that well, but i like you guys, so i think it's a good excuse for drinking.

all i can say is...........ouch. my younger brother is curled up in the fetal position in bed still, and my liver is whimpering in the garage. merry christmas.

ha ha ha...i want to be in bed, but i've got too much to do today. i leave for portland this evening. and i just may never return to idaho.

HCE, i hope you drank something dry for me, though, 'cause, you know, if it was alcoholic then i wouldn't be edge anymore. you know, the rule by association? :D

hee hee...i take it back then. i'll drink some apple juice for you later.

yeah, that'll do. spike it up with some seltzer and you've made my week

i'll be cooking dinner for mi familia tonight...i'll see if my parents have any. heh.

champaign
+ orange juice
+ peach nectar
______________
= best xmas morn ever.

you know, alcohol is the jam, but i really wish that i had a white christmas, if you know what i'm sayin'. curling up next to the fire with a 40 of the wildcat and a mirror of blow -- jackpot.

i'm getting drunk tonight at 151 rivington in nyc if any bikeforums peeps wanna hang
6-10 buy one get one free

HereNT,

No Blue Ribbon Light? Blue Light and Jager, smooth.

wow, that gives a whole new meaning to that song.