Go Back  Bike Forums > Bike Forums > Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
Reload this Page >

Pistaboy Is Grounded!

Search
Notices
Singlespeed & Fixed Gear "I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? We are getting soft...As for me, give me a fixed gear!"-- Henri Desgrange (31 January 1865 - 16 August 1940)

Pistaboy Is Grounded!

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 01-04-06 | 09:41 PM
  #1  
Serendipper's Avatar
Thread Starter
(((Fully Awake)))
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 5,589
Likes: 0
From: ~Serenading with sensous soliloquies whilst singing supple sentences that are simultaneously suppling my sonnets with serenity serendipitously.~ -Serendipper

Bikes: Guerciotti Pista-Giant Carbon-Bridgestone300- Batavus Type Champion Road Bike, Specialized Hardrock Commuter, On-One The Gimp (SS Rigid MTB/hit by a truck)- Raleigh Sports 3-speed,Gatsby Scorcher, comming soon...The Penny Farthing Highwheel!

Because of you!

He was already semi-grounded when he joind BF. Now that his parents have had a peek at what he's been up to on the computer, and all of the inappropriate commentary, the boy is now probably grounded and banned from the computer.

Great going, guys...


No more pistaboy. (the newbie in all of us)
Serendipper is offline  
Reply
Old 01-04-06 | 10:33 PM
  #2  
Senior Member
 
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 424
Likes: 0
From: Louisville, KY

Bikes: Metal Dagger, Bianchi Veloce (Stolen), Bianchi Pista, S&M Challenger

who is pistaboy?
kwhord is offline  
Reply
Old 01-04-06 | 10:35 PM
  #3  
professional lurker
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 117
Likes: 0
From: central illinois is my home

Bikes: KHS 304XC, Shwinn traveller3, sette reken frame

i blame shants and the spoke card of his that had a brief but historic stint on the forums.
theritor is offline  
Reply
Old 01-04-06 | 10:50 PM
  #4  
humancongereel's Avatar
live free or die trying
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,999
Likes: 0
From: where i lay my head is home.

Bikes: bianchi pista workhorse, cannondale r1000, mountain bike fixed conversion

how do you know this, seren? is it you?!

hee hee, just kidding.
humancongereel is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 12:23 AM
  #5  
onetwentyeight's Avatar
blah
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 5,573
Likes: 6
From: Oakland, CA
I spent 75% of high school grounded. he'll get used to it.
onetwentyeight is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 12:28 AM
  #6  
Ferrous wheel
 
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 1,388
Likes: 1
From: New Orleans

Bikes: 2004 Gunnar Rock Hound MTB; 1988 Gitane Team Pro road bike; 1986-ish Raleigh USA Grand Prix; mid-'80s Univega Gran Tourismo with Xtracycle Free Radical

Maybe he will get some riding in.
spider-man is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 01:56 AM
  #7  
Plus plus
20 Anniversary
 
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 648
Likes: 0
Originally Posted by kwhord
who is pistaboy?
ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!
stendhalian is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 03:17 AM
  #8  
humancongereel's Avatar
live free or die trying
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,999
Likes: 0
From: where i lay my head is home.

Bikes: bianchi pista workhorse, cannondale r1000, mountain bike fixed conversion

/\ yeah, no ****.
humancongereel is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 07:44 AM
  #9  
mattface's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 3,990
Likes: 36
From: Williston, VT

Bikes: Bridgestone RB-T, Soma Rush, Razesa Racer, ⅔ of a 1983 Holdsworth Professional, Nishiki Riviera Winter Bike

The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed so you could turn the lights on and off. NOT so you could throw lightswitch raves....

Come on. Let's go break open that glowstick and put it in Homestar Runner's Mountain Dew.

I heard dey gotta pump your stomach if you drink that suff...
mattface is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 07:49 AM
  #10  
brunop's Avatar
hell's angels h/q e3st ny
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,582
Likes: 0
From: boston area/morningside heights manhattan

Bikes: surly steamroller, independent fabrication titanium club racer, iro jamie roy--44/16, independent fabrication steel crown jewel--47/17, surly karate. monkey (rohloff speed hub), unicycle

just wait til salome gets up and finds she's been grounded! (HEEHEE!!)
brunop is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 09:56 AM
  #11  
somnambulant's Avatar
So I says to Mable I says
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 4,947
Likes: 0
From: Toronto

Bikes: '05 Urbanite Fixie, '06 Lemond Croix de Fer, '06 Jamis Dragon Pro, '07 IRO Bikeforums Track, '07 Planet-X Uncle John

Originally Posted by mattface
The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed so you could turn the lights on and off. NOT so you could throw lightswitch raves....

Come on. Let's go break open that glowstick and put it in Homestar Runner's Mountain Dew.

I heard dey gotta pump your stomach if you drink that suff...
the system is down. the system is down.
somnambulant is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 09:59 AM
  #12  
shants's Avatar
roll'em high
 
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 2,391
Likes: 0
From: columbus, ohio
this **** is annoying.
shants is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 10:00 AM
  #13  
asterisk's Avatar
Senior Member
20 Anniversary
 
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 339
Likes: 0
isn't it?
asterisk is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 11:34 AM
  #14  
artistic tricyclist
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 316
Likes: 0
From: Fredericton, Canada

Bikes: 2k3 Norco CRD3, 2k2 Kona Stinky, 2k1 Devinci Cactus, 1984 Norco Eliminator Mk.II, 1973 CCM Mistral, 1980s Peugot Sport SL TT, 2k1 Giant XTC NRS1, 2k Norco VPS Drop, 1992 Specialized Rockhopper

doo do doo do doo, doo do doo do doo....dum dum dum dum...
invicta is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 12:31 PM
  #15  
FridgeRobot's Avatar
Loners
 
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 281
Likes: 0
From: Richmond VA / Fairfax VA

Bikes: 1980s Schwin Sprint SS, IRO Mark V

doodadido doo do do doodadido do do
FridgeRobot is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 02:39 PM
  #16  
humancongereel's Avatar
live free or die trying
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,999
Likes: 0
From: where i lay my head is home.

Bikes: bianchi pista workhorse, cannondale r1000, mountain bike fixed conversion

da, da, da.

da, da, da.

da, da, da.
humancongereel is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 03:20 PM
  #17  
Serendipper's Avatar
Thread Starter
(((Fully Awake)))
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 5,589
Likes: 0
From: ~Serenading with sensous soliloquies whilst singing supple sentences that are simultaneously suppling my sonnets with serenity serendipitously.~ -Serendipper

Bikes: Guerciotti Pista-Giant Carbon-Bridgestone300- Batavus Type Champion Road Bike, Specialized Hardrock Commuter, On-One The Gimp (SS Rigid MTB/hit by a truck)- Raleigh Sports 3-speed,Gatsby Scorcher, comming soon...The Penny Farthing Highwheel!

__________________
__________________________________________________________________________________________________

無上甚深微妙法 .... 百千萬劫難遭遇..... 我今見聞得受持
Serendipper is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 07:10 PM
  #18  
artistic tricyclist
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 316
Likes: 0
From: Fredericton, Canada

Bikes: 2k3 Norco CRD3, 2k2 Kona Stinky, 2k1 Devinci Cactus, 1984 Norco Eliminator Mk.II, 1973 CCM Mistral, 1980s Peugot Sport SL TT, 2k1 Giant XTC NRS1, 2k Norco VPS Drop, 1992 Specialized Rockhopper

Techno Choclate!!! Dum Dum Dum Dum
invicta is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 10:36 PM
  #19  
IchbinJay's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 540
Likes: 9
From: Boston, Massachusetts

Bikes: Cannondale Slate 105 (2017)

What's Pistaboy's parents number? Maybe we should call his parents and explain his unique case to them.
IchbinJay is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 10:51 PM
  #20  
junioroverlord's Avatar
Better than you since 83!
 
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,117
Likes: 0
From: Up a big F'ing Hill

Bikes: Fixed Gear 79 Schwinn Sprint

First off, how do you know all of this? And secondly I'm not going to take responsibility for posting anything. It's his and his parent's responsiblity to decide what is and what isn't appropriate for him to be exposed to. Personally having years of experience working with children I know for a fact a 14 yr old is seeing and doing and talking about way worse things we every might bring up so, just because his parents are crazy censorship nazis doesn't mean we need to feel bad.
junioroverlord is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 10:57 PM
  #21  
long time lurker
 
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 26
Likes: 0
From: Not where you are

Bikes: 1 urban fixed,1 custom track bike, 2 nice carbon road bikes, 1 DH HT, 3 cruisers, ect

come on pistaboy....please post!!!
we know your real.
no-1 is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 10:57 PM
  #22  
mattface's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 3,990
Likes: 36
From: Williston, VT

Bikes: Bridgestone RB-T, Soma Rush, Razesa Racer, ⅔ of a 1983 Holdsworth Professional, Nishiki Riviera Winter Bike

Originally Posted by junioroverlord
First off, how do you know all of this? And secondly I'm not going to take responsibility for posting anything. It's his and his parent's responsiblity to decide what is and what isn't appropriate for him to be exposed to. Personally having years of experience working with children I know for a fact a 14 yr old is seeing and doing and talking about way worse things we every might bring up so, just because his parents are crazy censorship nazis doesn't mean we need to feel bad.
Uhm... I could be mistaken here, but I think you are taking this a bit more seriously than it was intended. Unless I miss my guess Serendipper has no intimate knowledge of Pistaboy's parents or punishments. It was a joke.

Of course if it turns out to be true... Anybody got Pistaboy's parent's number? What about the bike shop guy? I'm gonna call and straighten this whole mess out.
mattface is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 11:02 PM
  #23  
long time lurker
 
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 26
Likes: 0
From: Not where you are

Bikes: 1 urban fixed,1 custom track bike, 2 nice carbon road bikes, 1 DH HT, 3 cruisers, ect

call the shop tomorrow...the truth is out there!
no-1 is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 11:33 PM
  #24  
Serendipper's Avatar
Thread Starter
(((Fully Awake)))
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 5,589
Likes: 0
From: ~Serenading with sensous soliloquies whilst singing supple sentences that are simultaneously suppling my sonnets with serenity serendipitously.~ -Serendipper

Bikes: Guerciotti Pista-Giant Carbon-Bridgestone300- Batavus Type Champion Road Bike, Specialized Hardrock Commuter, On-One The Gimp (SS Rigid MTB/hit by a truck)- Raleigh Sports 3-speed,Gatsby Scorcher, comming soon...The Penny Farthing Highwheel!

Serendipper is offline  
Reply
Old 01-05-06 | 11:59 PM
  #25  
humancongereel's Avatar
live free or die trying
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,999
Likes: 0
From: where i lay my head is home.

Bikes: bianchi pista workhorse, cannondale r1000, mountain bike fixed conversion

Originally Posted by no-1
call the shop tomorrow...the truth is out there!
i may have to do just that. it's not a long distance call here, after all. at least i don't think it is.
humancongereel is offline  
Reply


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service -

Copyright © 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.