I had to do something and now this thread don't make no sense.

I'm just glad that a thread about the current state of my butt has gone to two pages! YES!

Word.
Ass play goes a long way with this crowd.

Just ask shants.

This is sweet. I wish I could hang around and watch this inevitably escalate into a temporary ban, but I have better things to do this evening, like pick at a hang nail.

Later! :D

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Usually the mods pay little attention as long as no one complains. We don't read every thread. In this case I got a report so I read the thread. After that I made my pithy response, a joke for a joke. Then you responded to the post suing d1ck for dick. While dick is not a blocked word(Tho it may be tomorrow), your altered spelling shows you thought it was and you were trying to get away with something. First warning, you get three, then you get banned 24 hours to permanent. No problem unless you suddenly decided to see if we would actually ban you. I looked over your other posts when I first looked at this thread, no problems for me.

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If anyone took this as anything aside from a stab at dustin I apologize.

:D "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're missing the joke." :D

after a long nights rest, my butt no longer itches, but(t), it is now slightly orangish-blue, anyone else had this problem?

three warnings, eh? alright I got one more, then it's that bad tv show with keither sutherland...

I can verify the scabs from this weekends crash are definitely itching as well. Gotta love those face VS 5pm shadow scabs.

woah woah woah, so a bunch of line crossers are itching you, and trying to fight your 5 o'clock shadow??? I'd say file a greivence.

Yeah.
So.. after 23 days of rain...my apartment is flooding. Welcome to seattle.