AHHH Snap!
 

my butt is itchy, which messenger bag will cure this?

no frills is right, damn.

(ha! caught it before deletion)

:D
My instinct based response is my bag in your mouth... but I'n not into chicks with beards or crappy tattooes. :D

I had thought better of that before you quoted me, hence its not there. Gawd, I really need to read a book or something.

i need to get back to work, i complain forever about not having a studio, then i get one, i am here and i am not drawing...not coming back here for an hour!

OOOH SNIZZAP IT'S ON!

so would this all work for you if I shave my beard and got some crappy star tattoo's?

Yeah totally..don't forget a lotus on your mound!

I thought it was cherry's?

****.. You're right... and you should get some :pun: swallows :pun: on your throat. :D

Rather than buy a bag you should drop some coin on a bar of soap and consider regular bathing.

nah, I'll get a straightedge tattoo on my throat, maybe true till death, or nailed to the X

maybe you should consider eating a messenger bag of d1cks!

I shower every single day, or my boss gets mad....

Or perhaps a Jerry Garcia RIP portrait.

Potchouli irish shower?

round these parts we call that a hippy shower. nope, lever 2000, cause I'd like to beleive that I have 2000 distinct body parts.

man, if I got a jerry garcia rip tattoo, I'd be the b1tchinest person everz.

Really shouldn't call a mod a dick. Bypassing language filter first warning.

I declare this a victory for the dustins.

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Spor...Girl_races.gif

didn't call you one, please re-read.

ps, Bypassing sense of humor filter, 1st warning.

no it trully wasn't, I'm just taking a break from listing things on ebay... but the messenger bag of wangs (is that better?....) was to a degree humorous. Also I think that the banter between me and fantomas was indeed entertaining. But all in all it's amused me, so screw the rest of you.

(edit, awww, someone already erased the comment calling this thread not funny...)

I just tried to count and I could only find 3 :(

were you in a war?

lol

You should not tell a mod, or any one else, to eat one either. Poor manners.
Still get a warning for bypassing the filter. Funny, as it does not appear to be a filtered word. Oh well, the thought for the deed.
Regular, proper bathing will cure an itchy butt, so you still might want to look into it.

you still might want to check in my bag.

in all seriousness, what's this warning you speak of, is there like a terror alert level for bike forums? like once I hit warning level red the bike forums army will invade my sovereign apartment and overthrow my landlord? that's weird.

I had to do something and now this thread don't make no sense.

I'm just glad that a thread about the current state of my butt has gone to two pages! YES!

Word.
Ass play goes a long way with this crowd.

Just ask shants.

This is sweet. I wish I could hang around and watch this inevitably escalate into a temporary ban, but I have better things to do this evening, like pick at a hang nail.

Later! :D

Below are the guidelines you agredd to when you joined.
Usually the mods pay little attention as long as no one complains. We don't read every thread. In this case I got a report so I read the thread. After that I made my pithy response, a joke for a joke. Then you responded to the post suing d1ck for dick. While dick is not a blocked word(Tho it may be tomorrow), your altered spelling shows you thought it was and you were trying to get away with something. First warning, you get three, then you get banned 24 hours to permanent. No problem unless you suddenly decided to see if we would actually ban you. I looked over your other posts when I first looked at this thread, no problems for me.

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