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Old 01-24-06, 05:43 PM
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I'm patenting it

Say hello to T-Rench©, the choice of London cyclists for over 20 minutes.
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Does the grease improve the taste of the coffee?
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Aye! (It's tea)
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doesn't it cool off the tea really quickly? that's a pretty big heatsink...
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in ten minutes, you can state in bold letters that it's the choice of london cyclists for HALF an HOUR!!!

(and is it london cyclist*S*, or just you? )
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Indeed it does cool off the tea quickly. Just quick enough for me to not burn my hands on this thin ass mug. As for you hce, that's enough of your wry quips.
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****, dawg--now my quips are "wry"? **** yeah...
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isn't that a spanner?
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yeah but T-spanner wasn't a stupid play on words. Ok I ran out of spoons back off.
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Is there a basket for the tea on the other end?
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No but I got a bag for anyone who wants one.
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No but I got a bag for anyone who wants one.
Christ, not another bag thread.
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****ing lol. this thread gets a gold star.
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the level of comedy has been pretty intense tonight
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I see "Born to Kvetch" in the background. I heard an interview with the author of that book. I LoL'd. I need to pick that up.
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that's a neat mug
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Todah Rabah. Indeed it is "born to kvetch", the mug helps me with my Hebrew homework I'm convinced.
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Then I need to hurry and put a patent on The Coffee Pencil.
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wtf, I tried this today.. and it RUINT my tea!
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wtf, I tried this today.. and it RUINT my tea!
That's because you got the non-patented version.
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Expatriot man is crazy saying we’re juvenile deliquent wrecks,

Oh man, I need BF when I got T-wrench.
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