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Old 01-24-06 | 05:43 PM
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I'm patenting it

Say hello to T-Rench©, the choice of London cyclists for over 20 minutes.
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Old 01-24-06 | 05:45 PM
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Does the grease improve the taste of the coffee?
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Old 01-24-06 | 05:47 PM
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Aye! (It's tea)
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Old 01-24-06 | 05:48 PM
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doesn't it cool off the tea really quickly? that's a pretty big heatsink...
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Old 01-24-06 | 05:48 PM
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in ten minutes, you can state in bold letters that it's the choice of london cyclists for HALF an HOUR!!!

(and is it london cyclist*S*, or just you? )
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Old 01-24-06 | 05:56 PM
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Indeed it does cool off the tea quickly. Just quick enough for me to not burn my hands on this thin ass mug. As for you hce, that's enough of your wry quips.
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Old 01-24-06 | 06:02 PM
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****, dawg--now my quips are "wry"? **** yeah...
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Old 01-24-06 | 06:22 PM
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isn't that a spanner?
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Old 01-24-06 | 06:26 PM
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yeah but T-spanner wasn't a stupid play on words. Ok I ran out of spoons back off.
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Old 01-24-06 | 06:30 PM
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Is there a basket for the tea on the other end?
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Old 01-24-06 | 06:33 PM
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No but I got a bag for anyone who wants one.
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Old 01-24-06 | 07:24 PM
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No but I got a bag for anyone who wants one.
Christ, not another bag thread.
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Old 01-24-06 | 09:12 PM
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****ing lol. this thread gets a gold star.
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Old 01-24-06 | 09:15 PM
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the level of comedy has been pretty intense tonight
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Old 01-24-06 | 09:15 PM
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I see "Born to Kvetch" in the background. I heard an interview with the author of that book. I LoL'd. I need to pick that up.
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Old 01-24-06 | 09:18 PM
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that's a neat mug
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Old 01-25-06 | 05:51 AM
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Todah Rabah. Indeed it is "born to kvetch", the mug helps me with my Hebrew homework I'm convinced.
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Old 01-25-06 | 12:06 PM
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Then I need to hurry and put a patent on The Coffee Pencil.
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Old 01-25-06 | 01:23 PM
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wtf, I tried this today.. and it RUINT my tea!
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Old 01-25-06 | 01:25 PM
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wtf, I tried this today.. and it RUINT my tea!
That's because you got the non-patented version.
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Old 01-25-06 | 01:49 PM
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Expatriot man is crazy saying we’re juvenile deliquent wrecks,

Oh man, I need BF when I got T-wrench.
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