Chuck Norris can bowl a perfect game in nine frames.

"Uncle Jesse hates DEVO" Cause uncle jesse is a frickin siss and chuck norris's dick's dick has given him a black eye on many occasions while the olsen twins watched and laughed.

they got country club in london? no way.

go ride your bikes.

chuck norris counted to infinity...twice

Chuck Norris rides freewheel brakeless.

anybody doubt it?

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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

hahah. so dope! i am adding it to the flickr spoke card group. (http://flickr.com/groups/spokecards/) i am adding all the others right now too. if you don't want yours up, pm me.

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Try this one. Chuck is NOT invincible

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

hahahahha

did you see tron man go across the screen. hahaha

pretty funny.